Who tf is god again? I know I been praying to this mf

lol it’s only 5:30 pm

I got really drunk doing this whoops

normal people: you gonna watch the ball drop tonight? me, nodding off at 10:46 pm: *weakly* it's... it's too late for me *coughs* you go on without me... i'd... i'd only slow you down...

I did it

In the wake of my bad old fashioned I will be just splashing bitters into shots of rye instead

AHHHH SHE BLOOMED

It’s stupid how I’ve been getting tattooed for 10 years and have literally nothing but good experiences, and yet I’m so terrified to DM an artist about availability

Good news—I’m able to crack the ankle that I hurt back in September

Damn forgot an orange for my old fashioned :(

Very happy to be home and fuckin chilling

Leia does not care at all that we’re home from work nearly 4 hours early. She will not rise from the Big Pillow

Dry January?

So glad I’ve gone to the trouble to make system notes indicating the size of packages and whether or not they are currently known to be on back order only for my colleagues to 1) pick the wrong package size consistently and 2) just ask me directly if something is on back order fifty times a day

In 2026 I think everyone I know should read Between Two Fires

I mean it goes to reason that my most popular post would be me sharing a much better poster’s work without commentary

Şaxta Baba will come and execute anyone who argues online today.

In retrospect, I think the relationship between my brother and I began to deteriorate when he told me how great Scott Pilgrim was

So many classics of the form, RIP to a legend

Three grocery stores and and an hour and a half later and not a dry black eyed pea to be found

The more of Ashnikko’s music I’m exposed to, the more I fucking hate her lmao

Bought a collapsing Pilates reformer with some accessories in the hope that my functioning brain will continue to function into the new year

Goddamn 17 medical aid in dying scripts in the last three weeks

If I served you home made beer cheese, what would you want to dip in it other than a soft pretzel?

My brain is working remarkably well

Lmao the new naked gun is hilarious

The french fry devil

Beer cheese for New Year’s Eve? Eh? Eh??

I have cleaned out the fridge!!!

This also didn't happen because you never leave your house and if you did you'd be too scared to talk to brown people.

Beginning to suspect that the overuse of “former” and “latter” in sentences referencing two different people is another fuckin AI thing

Reading very normal theories about Pluribus from extremely normal people on Reddit who I am convinced experience emotions

lol my pharmacy is having a run on viagra

Sauropods xkcd.com/3185/

Tonight I will fold laundry and clean out the fridge

My husband said I’m not allowed bc of how many leftovers are in the house but I am going to defy him

big guy little dog unbeatable combo

Guy on Reddit says that American Psycho has aged poorly and “just seems like satire now”

lol at this article with the SHOCKING news that has scientists BEGGING FOR CHANGE because: animals feel pain

10:30 pm leftover pineapple fried rice???

Pluribus is pretty good but I feel like they did Carol’s character development arc a little out of order

Was boxing up some of the books of my Dad’s that I wanted to take and found a pristine unredacted Bachman Books paperback

I was not built for this timeline

Sucks how scientists will just randomly find an ancient tooth or something from 1 million years ago & the very next day the dentist will tell me a tooth i've had for like 34 years doesn't stand a chance

My mom found 3 more boxes of vinyl lmao WHERE DID IT COME FROM

Hoppin John for new years?

Dreamed a tattoo artist talked me in to a huge rose on my forearm and I hated it and was so afraid to go see my regular artist and explain what happened

lol google AI says that the ruler in earthbound will heal 60 hp

My SNES emulator crashed and lost my Earthbound save file 😭

Cat is having bladder problems again and I’m reading about the condition he was diagnosed with (feline idiopathic cystitis) and lmao at this drawing