I know that life in general would be better for everyone if we just collectively ignored the deeply unwell black pill MRA guys, but seeing that clown Clavicular try to insult the Aussie 60 Minutes guy and failing was really funny

It’s my grandmas birthday party tomorrow and you can tell that the retirees who planned it either don’t remember that my husband and I have evening jobs or they just don’t give fuck lol

Put a note on a prescription I was processing to get ready for sale that said “does not need compounding, processing for sale.” My pharmacist looks at me and says “what does that mean?”

My mom just texted me because she saw a homeless man and is unhappy about it. He has a muffin pan with his stuff and she says “I understand they use that with their Meth.” Oh you understand that do you?

lol at NIN performing at fucking Coachella

Gonna make fancy pan fried ramen

look, despite the troubles that have befallen us with the plague and famine and volcano, the shaman says the gods are pleased with us and we have nothing to worry about. and considering none of the rest of us have ever spoken to the gods, i think we should trust him

I'm afraid wages are not keeping up with inflation.

I want palm tattoos

I feel like there’s enough demand, why have Altoids not brought back the sours

My mom laughing while talking about my cousin’s strange behavior after a TIA as if it isn’t completely miserable and horrifying

MY FAVORITE MACKEREL CAME BACK IN STOCK 🎉 🎉 🎉

It appears I misspoke earlier when I said I have “gentle” warts. That is not what they are called

Husband asked his best friend what he should buy his wife for her birthday, and bro told him “something from World Market”

being unc and chopped is only a problem if you thought you weren't

The Worst PASA in Denver set up a new patient with the pharmacy, told me the address, confirmed the address, then called today (when the package is out for delivery) to say they can’t to that address

Lol look at all you nerds being excited about space. Being happy and elated and shit. "oh look at me being positive about a cool thing" lookin ass.

Really tired of the fact that I’ve become “Let Me Google That For You” for my mom but she only inconsistently listens to me

Now feeling like I must quantify my top ten best guitar solos of all time

Hmm. I’m sad

Not me getting invested in Neopets because the social aspect of it is lower impact than my other forms of social media lmfaoooo

Like this

lol at one of my top ten least favorite patients telling me to take the owner of the pharmacy aside and scold him for not ushering her into a private room to talk about her non controlled sleep aids

Goddamn I slept weird and my hand was asleep when I woke up on Monday and one finger hurts so bad ever since

Ate all my chocolate, now I have no chocolate 😔

Dinner took forever but it was very tasty

lol saw someone making post about Patton Oswalt and liked it until I read it again and realized it was laudatory

it is so far divorced from what made me love Zelda games that it feels like one of those "this game was intended to be a new IP but they stapled an established IP on to it late in development" kind of games we often got on the NES

I can’t fully express how much I despise mandated crafting in any game. I would rather just not play the game.

Bro with a food blog on threads is charging $10 a month to access his recipes lol lmao no way buddy

Something deeply upsetting about Homer Simpson talking about the interment

lol at fuckin Patton Oswalt boosting some douchebaggy standup saying that people on “The Left” are worse than right wingers about inclusivity

Trying to just vibe as my mom texts me a litany of stress and doom

Surviving today only bc I know that I’m going home to make negimaki

it feels like I'm watching Shin Godzilla seeing all these useless elected officials demand someone do something

It’s really cool to continually encounter Europeans, many of whom I imagine had never themselves actually taken part in truly serious life or death kind of civil disobedience, say that Americans to a man are fat cowardly idiots and demand that we all throw our bodies before the tank tread

for its entire history our government has ratfucked, ruined, or killed anyone who was building leftist momentum, but go ahead and yell at us for being frivolous and useless, embittered organizer, and go ahead and vaguely entreat us as a nation to do something about it, foreign liberal

Bill Nye the Science Guy

give ⛈️ all your money

Gonna make negimaki 2morrow

So thought the cat had been peeing outside the litter box for literally weeks, and it turns out that the design of our Amazon litter boxes allowed pee to get between the top and the bottom pieces and it was dripping onto the baseboard

blegh

Psychiatric drugs failed to cure my depression but did turn me into a maniacal pervert

Me: I am sorry, I would not be able to process your [$22,000 specialty drug] at my pharmacy Him: You’re being too rigid. I want to try.

Cool my mom texted me not with a normal question (“are you coming to your grandmothers birthday party?”) but a guilt trip statement (“I hope you’re going to try to come to your grandmothers birthday party”)

I think that anyone who got famous for talking about anything on twitch deserves the gallows

Got big mad about people protesting for trans rights in Harry Potter costumes. This era of protest sucks man

Forgot about the extremely unpleasant romance between an inmate and a guard in Orange is the New Black

I have made soup, and salads for at least part of the week (bc I only have 5 appropriately sized Tupperware) and now I’m going to drink a dang ol beer