The Decemberists were a band that caught my attention and affection at such a time that they are like, imbedded in my nervous system.

I’m I’m Kel (changed handle and avatar simultaneously)

Lmao at my husband slowly edging out of the room as I talk at him about Game of Thrones

My husband bought a 5 pack of ny strip, what do I do with ny strip that’s not just, steak

soup, soup, soup, soup, soup!

Discontent in r/lotr

The doctor getting ready to show me my colonoscopy results

Someone on Threads talking about the likelihood of Colorado going off like kindling this summer said “luckily the area near me already burned in 2020” honey what

He sure is out here just continuing to say things

Y’all there is a mid level executive at Walgreens who’s name is Heidi Ho

Have some serious complaints about tonight’s poke bowl

Kinda sad

Obsessed with this guy sitting outside a restaurant in Denver that’s actively on fire

Okay I don’t like sharing AI shit but I saw this and it’s killing me. King of Missing The Point generated this. It says so so so much about who generated it and nothing about the show at all

I cooked all my eggs and my bread was moldy so I’m really lacking in things to have for a late night snack here

Tattoo has entered the Itchy Stage

Watched the Pitt first then Knight of the Seven Kingdoms to lighten the mood and it DID NOT DO THAT

I’ve really grown to despise Dr Santos on the Pitt lol

Was just chatting with my mom about how snobby we both are about deviled eggs. It is my solemn belief that pickles and mustard have no place in a properly deviled egg

Okay but what if when I make this egg salad, I do the deviled egg treatment to the yolks first

The LG channel devoted to people silently making Korean food is focusing on salads rn ://// :((((

Look over while folding laundry and this is all I can see of her

to all who celebrate

I get the impression that they brought Javier Bardem to a sound stage for a long weekend to shoot him looking various shades of exasperated in close up

Tobias Menzies is the most aggressively British looking person I have ever laid eyes on

NY Strip valentines dinner

i happen to agree with Leonard here: the government has no business interfering with a scheming young woman trying to get that bag leave 👏 her 👏 alone 👏 and 👏 let 👏 her 👏 take 👏 that 👏 old 👏 man’s 👏 money

Found a very normal kind of guy

Some of my dads vinyl has mold on it and I want to cry

I’m going to make ful medammas

Bringing more awful news from Threads: you will get absolutely shredded for saying something bad about Sea World on there

The artist I saw in New Orleans posted my tattoo but color corrected it and I’m honestly a little salty

Frodo: I'm not some blockheaded Bracegirdle from Hardbottle. Do you really think I'd explain my quest if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty five minutes ago.

Don’t feel good

My coworkers are punishing me with 1990s chart toppers

lol why is everyone talking about cortisol all of a sudden

Okay so tomorrow I’m getting stuff to make my tomato and cheese sandwiches and also some yogurt and grapes and nuts because I don’t eat anything on the morning and it makes me miserable

The relief of blocking some dipshit and all the notifications just disappear

Still lolling that I sent my mom my tattoo and her first comment was “that’s not a violet”

Kneeled on my shin getting into bed and now I’m in PAIN

Leia loving her best life while I watch this Dave Bautista/Jason Momoa action flick

I’m I hurt my ankle in September and wound up in a walking boot for almost two months. And being in the walking boot for two months fucked up my hip so totally that I can barely sleep sometimes

Dave Bautista looks so much better now that he’s not all inflated from the steroids

lol I’ve been on hold for fifteen minutes trying to get to a human to get direction clarification about a prescription and the robot keeps breaking into the hold music to tell me to just ask the AI bot my question

Found out last night that my first tattoo (quarter sleeve of a bighorn sheep skull) is on the first page of my artists’s book in the lobby 😭

I want a cheese and tomato sandwich

Enjoying this story in Yentl, it starts out and is like “imagine if you will three weird guys”