Veronica Ridgeway
@kelofulthar.bsky.social
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I’m kel. 30s, NB, pharm tech, drunk. To all you clown comics, fix your hearts or die.
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Me irl
6 months ago
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11 hour and 17 minutes until I’m on a plane to Louisiana
42 minutes ago
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It was only 5 packs so not actually that much for a heavy smoke like him lol. I also have a Joe Camel challenge coin
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about 1 hour ago
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Joe camel can’t handle my tattoo money!!! It took me a lot of effort to get it almost all the way in this money clip
about 1 hour ago
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Just packed two very daring plunging necklines halters for the trip 😬 am I brave???
about 2 hours ago
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The furry guy who works for us is very nice and a hard worker and has picked up the trade well but he acts like a hit dog when anyone so much as looks in his direction and it is just… trying
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about 9 hours ago
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I have put 1 (one) pair of shorts in my suitcase
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about 9 hours ago
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My boss is gonna take me out for dinner in New Orleans on Thursday and he booked a fuckin killer looking spot in Jackson square
about 10 hours ago
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It is literally so exhausting that my coworkers treat the long term care patients like some locked vault of forbidden information
about 11 hours ago
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I got my suitcase out (I have not packed)
1 day ago
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃
1 day ago
*bellowing, tearing at my clothes* HIS. HAIR. IS. BONES
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Watched Together for a second time and just lol at Chekhov’s Sawzall
1 day ago
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Yooooo the shitty instant ramen shop next door to work closed and is being replaced by a location of a good ramen chain
1 day ago
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Hoon McMunch
1 day ago
You couldn’t make ‘The Amityville Horror’ today because a slightly scary looking house where nothing really happens isn’t considered a horror anymore
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Made an appointment and also cancelled a membership I don’t use anymore, please clap
1 day ago
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I usually have nothing but empathy and understanding for patients who want my compliance packaging. I use it myself and if I don’t I’ll miss days taking my meds, and I only take three things. I get it. I think it’s a great technology. But.
1 day ago
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It’s impossible to care about work today
1 day ago
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I gotta pack for my trip and be ready to go on Wednesday evening ahhhhhhhh
2 days ago
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Cucky Charms Trusted Verifier
3 days ago
no, your ICE friend did not rectify shit. and as annoying and uninspired as all you resist liberals are, that you are calling me "sweetheart" is a dead giveaway that you have steam coming out of all three of your ears. this whole forced politeness high road act fools no one. feel shame.
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What’s a good excuse to not go out for dinner
2 days ago
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Not really enjoying the Ed Gein show because they added the weirdo girlfriend who knew he was a grave robber
2 days ago
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🎃Pumpkinwave🎃
2 days ago
Nobody: Elderly customer who started waiting 0.000385 seconds ago: HELLO! DOES ANYONE EVEN WORK HERE???
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I’m leaving for dinner at four but I want chicken strips now….
2 days ago
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Good Boy
2 days ago
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Prepping freezer burritos so my husband doesn’t starve while I’m in New Orleans
2 days ago
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I’m watching mythbusters
2 days ago
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I got capsaicin in my ear 🙃
2 days ago
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Oxy’s on back order
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2 days ago
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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊
3 days ago
Newkyalur
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Hmm bad brain :) bad thoughts
3 days ago
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No one goes in my dads shed anymore and uhhhh do each of the tunnel structures belong to an individual
3 days ago
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I wonder how many times I’ll have to tell my mom that no one is going to extract vital data from the old 2000s flip phones my dad hoarded
3 days ago
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Lmao so my cousin’s wife divorced him because she came out as a lesbian. She didn’t kick him out though, just moved him into the garage. She got married to her girlfriend, and has now divorced her because she decided that she was actually straight. So now all three live in the same house.
3 days ago
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🎃 Ichaborbs Crane 🎃
3 days ago
Uwu smol bean border patrol agent spreading misinformation to terrorize people in attempt to go viral and sell a book
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No. 1. ACAB 2. She made herself and her hurt feelings the center of the issue and took her ball and went home instead of saying “oops my bad” which means she’s an asshole
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3 days ago
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lol the “Cassandra of border control” deleted her whole account
3 days ago
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Ohhh woke up MAD mad about AI cross stitch designs
3 days ago
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That Queer Writer
4 days ago
Wow. I used to have to picture in my mind what it'd be like if a border patrol douchebag tried to rebrand himself as a progressive. Now, with the power of AI, I can just be subjected to someone like that
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Santana Abraxas
4 days ago
Well? We're waiting
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Gonna make breakfast burritos tomorrow
4 days ago
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Our coworker scheduled my husband wrong for overtime and he just let that happen instead of saying it wouldn’t work, and he was afraid I was mad at HIM
4 days ago
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I have a mole under my eyebrow that contains a single hair follicle, and that follicle doesn’t have a shut off for length so if I don’t trim it it’ll just,,,,, keep goin
4 days ago
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Grosdoriane
4 days ago
Nobody forwards my call to an automated voice messaging system and gets away with it...
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That shit was so hard. 343 days since the stroke. Not a coincidence that I’ve been drinking heavily for pretty much the whole year since. That started with dad’s death but was magnified horribly after mom’s stroke. That was the hardest shit I’ve ever done.
4 days ago
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It’s almost the first anniversary of my mom’s stroke so a lot of heavy emotions and memories have been coming up, but for some reason what came to mind was the little baby neurologist who came in the room to tell me she needed surgery
4 days ago
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Zone of Interest by Martin Amis dares to ask the question, what if a Nazi working at Auschwitz was horny. And that’s terrible
4 days ago
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Twitchcon
4 days ago
some electric pokemon ⚡️
#art
#pokemon
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Feeling leisurely today
4 days ago
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Trevor Henderson 🍉(commissions closed)
4 days ago
love to be uncovering a long hidden child's drawing or fresco portraying a mysterious atrocity in a decrepit and abandoned manor by candlelight while furtive sounds of movement get closer and closer to my position
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Lmao at the entitled ass cherry hills people who want their prescriptions hand delivered but then also tell us not to show up at a certain time because they’ll be running errands
4 days ago
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🎃Pumpkinwave🎃
4 days ago
“I’m from the government and I’m here to help myself to your stuff” was the full quote and Reagan called it the most beautiful sentence of all time
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