Reminder that Klingons say TRANS RIGHTS BRING HONOR TO YOUR HOUSE

Brandi Carlile has such a deep affection for the older generation of musicians and it's genuinely lovely. Bonnie Raitt at 76 was still amazing. Brandi's drummer Terence Clark agrees.

Jason Statham is: The Paperboy. A retired SAS operative who now works as a newspaper deliveryman in a quiet suburb of Montgomery, Alabama is called upon to murder everyone involved in a criminal enterprise when a scammer steals all of his elderly clients' coupons.

Sara Bareilles is apparently about to drop an album that contains all the feelings. If you've lost a parent it might break you.

The Highwomen have a new live album and it's from the concert that Katherine and I were at in 2023. A nice little throwback ahead of seeing Brandi Carlile at the Gorge again tomorrow night. Crowded Table is a desert island track for me, and I'm sure I feature prominently in the off-key crowd noise.

Well, of course they won't be performing. It'll be pre-recorded. I bet I'm the first person to make this joke.

Goddamn. I can only imagine seeing this live.

It was the fucking aroundest of times, it was the finding outest of times.

In fairness, if you asked me to name a band that wouldn't be slowed down by the death of a member, Milli Vanilli would be pretty high on my list.

To my peeps, and my Brown and LGBTQ friends. Never forget that your light was so damn bright they handed the world to the first asshole who promised to dim it.

It's rare to find a 100% correct take in the wild, but this is one I agree with fully. You can probably mess up your kid's sleep habits, but there's basically nothing you can do to make their sleep more convenient for you.

Trash panda blep.

It's time to bring back Zune and make squirting the official terminology for sharing anything in all Microsoft apps and services.

Honestly, an astounding achievement from Bluesky here when you consider that only ~1.25% of the population in the US is 38 years old, so the total addressable market is only ~5 million users.

also you should straight up be ashamed to lend your name and face too “poor parents with infants have it too good”

The enemy of my enemy is also my enemy because they are both assholes.

Coming soon to a table near you.

I was about to make fun of Prince Charming, but then I remembered that picture of Zooey Deschanel without bangs.

Today's achievement in parenting a neurospicy kid with some textural preferences: blended Smuckers Strawberry Jam.

Some men are apparently feeling a little teste about the size of their balls.

Every fucking word of this.

Damn. I'd say someone must be cutting onions, but it feels more appropriate to say pouring ketchup.

Look we're trying to forget the whole thing

Mayor of traffic plagued city improves public transit, a service she uses and therefore has experience with. How furious are people really? The person I know who is irrationally angry about Seattle car tab fees lives in Bothell, so I wonder if this is Eastsiders complaining.

The British Navy out there making stairs safe from German U-boats.

My daughter is playing in an ultimate tournament today, and all the parents on the WhatsApp thread are joking about how the PNW kids are going to melt in the full sun 65 degree heat.

I wrote a column trying to capture what it felt like, witnessing Ukrainian defenders being returned home. One of the most emotionally confronting experiences I've had as a journalist; an ocean of intermingled grief, love, trauma, desperation, joy, hope. www.winnipegfreepress.com/breakingnews...

Given the likely state of the on ice product, I vote a messy bitch who lives for drama. By the time the next GM is fired, there should be at least four GMs around the league who have publically vowed not to trade with the Canucks. Offer sheets for everyone. Only draft Latvians.

Despite a small dip in 2024, WDFW confirmed last week that Washington's gray wolf population estimate hit a record high 270 individuals in 49 packs (23 confirmed breeding). Feels optimistic for the return of wolves to historical habitat in the rest of the Cascades and eventually the Olympics. 🦊🌎🧪

This study is going to be a movie starring J.K. Simmons and Seth Rogen. "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE? ARE YOU DOING COCAINE IN THE HATCHERY?" ... "Uh... noooo. We're... studying... the effects of... cocaine on... salmon. Yeah."

She's going to be here much longer than any of the rest of us.

Took the kids to the Met, and boy do I understand this "what the fuck do I even do here" expression and festure.

Me, logging on to the internet to defeat my enemies.

We walked through Central Park after dinner tonight, and it was beautiful after a hot day.

Love this view. Order out of chaos.

She has feedback on several things.

For the night crew…

Touristing our way around NYC.

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

Monkey's paw curls. "We didn't not say this would be a positive association."

*movie trailer guy voice*

Near Mt Baker, WA #scape #forestfriday #photography

Canucks still pulling off a loss though. I love-hate this team.

I can never predict what Eric Adams will do next, but I am almost never surprised by what he does. What would be absolute chaos for a normal person is Tuesday for Eric. It's an endless series of "Oh yeah, I guess." reactions to unhinged shit.

Why is anyone surprised? He's always dunking on JD.

Have you ever wondered whether there was a way that you could smell like hot dogs, and everything around you could also smell like hot dogs without having any actual hot dogs? My friends, this is a game changer, and in this thread, I'm going to tell you why and how to monetize this. - 1 / 372

Gas prices in Seattle are incredibly high, electricity is relatively cheap, and from less polluting sources. My family has two cars and the ICE gets used as the backup and for road-tripping/skiing. For us, the limitations (charging times, where to charge) aren't dealbreakers.

Okay @skeskali.ca, tell me what to think about this. It seems very odd for Chicago to trade a quality, young, cost-controlled player. I hope you're happy about this move for the Dream.

I went to a Nat Geo Live lecture on monarchs in January, and it's such good news that monarch populations are increasing. It is wild that it's a multigenerational migration. They are returning to their 3rd or 4th great grandparents' birthplace.