*movie trailer guy voice*

Near Mt Baker, WA #scape #forestfriday #photography

Canucks still pulling off a loss though. I love-hate this team.

I can never predict what Eric Adams will do next, but I am almost never surprised by what he does. What would be absolute chaos for a normal person is Tuesday for Eric. It's an endless series of "Oh yeah, I guess." reactions to unhinged shit.

Why is anyone surprised? He's always dunking on JD.

Have you ever wondered whether there was a way that you could smell like hot dogs, and everything around you could also smell like hot dogs without having any actual hot dogs? My friends, this is a game changer, and in this thread, I'm going to tell you why and how to monetize this. - 1 / 372

Gas prices in Seattle are incredibly high, electricity is relatively cheap, and from less polluting sources. My family has two cars and the ICE gets used as the backup and for road-tripping/skiing. For us, the limitations (charging times, where to charge) aren't dealbreakers.

Okay @skeskali.ca, tell me what to think about this. It seems very odd for Chicago to trade a quality, young, cost-controlled player. I hope you're happy about this move for the Dream.

I went to a Nat Geo Live lecture on monarchs in January, and it's such good news that monarch populations are increasing. It is wild that it's a multigenerational migration. They are returning to their 3rd or 4th great grandparents' birthplace.

For my fellow Canucks, the joke that ends this thread ties it all together in a very satisfying way and I don't want to spoil it for you.

Lighthouse Road, Near Sabine Pass, Cameron Parish, LA 12/11 #louisiana #cameronparish #swla #landscape #rural #photography

Look at this Gandalf-ass space ship arriving precisely when it means to. Shaking my head (complimentary).

Ned, I love you, but there is one greater.

Okay, if you told me that the Avs and Canucks would combine for 14 goals, an 8-6 victory Canucks would have been my 9th guess for how the goals were distributed.

Wait, what the fuck happened that the Canucks are up on the Avs?

They put Morbius back in theaters and released the Snyder cut. We can absolutely bully them into doing this.

Without audio, presumably this is just Rick pounding crown to start the weekend early ;)

Exceptional work on the goth skewed animals in particular.

He’s getting an asthma treatment but he absolutely looks like he’s being executed via gas chamber

Canucks Twitter is definitely in this skeet.

Godzilla pauses, quietly contemplating where to put the "If this tower's a-rockin', dont come a-knockin'" bumper sticker to keep the geologists away.

Vancouver friends, I’m looking for a 1 bedroom apartment in Mount Pleasant. Let me know if you know of any please.

I am, uh, directionally challenged so I use Google maps all the time, but this does remind me of the one glorious period in my life when my sense of direction was unfailingly accurate. It was a trip to Australia and New Zealand. Apparently, my brain is wired upside down.

I think there are whole generations of Canadians that had their identities as caregivers to the planet shaped by this man.

One of our regular babysitters just got diagnosed with celiac disease. Tomorrow night, she'll be heading home with gluten-free brownies :) Katherine usually handles brownie duty, but tonight I get to do the honors. Hopefully, mine will live up to her standards.

My ancestors did not evolve their way up from primordial soup so that you could finger fork your goddamn food, Nigel.

The Seattle Space Needle peeks through the clouds, looking like Cloud City from Star Wars. Is Lando Calrissian about to make a deal that’ll keep the Empire out of Seattle forever? ✨⚔️

I heard there was a secret cord You plug it in and you meet the Lord But you never care for OSHA do ya

god: i have made the Great Potoo. angels: you fucked up a perfectly good bird is what you did. look at it. it's addicted to meth.

This feels like it falls into the category of heckling a stand up comic. This person communicates as their job. They are going to thoroughly fucking embarrass you.

I think it's great that The Onion is targeting its ads to me personally.

statement from Dolores Huerta: "I have encouraged people to always use their voice. Following the New York Times’ multi-year investigation into sexual misconduct by Cesar Chavez, I can no longer stay silent and must share my own experiences."

50 years ago: The issue of biological determinism is not an abstract matter to be debated within academic cloisters. These ideas have important consequences. . . . The most immediate impact will be felt as male privilege girds its loins to battle a growing women’s movement. —Stephen Jay Gould, 1974

A few weeks ago CBC reporter Sheena Goodyear reached out to me for comment on the new Spinosaurus paper. I said I couldn’t, because of Epstein connection Nathan Myhrvold’s involvement with it. We got to talking about how paleontology - especially dinosaur research- remains hostile to women. 🧪

Has anyone seen Jason Statham recently? When the explosion occurred, did anyone say "chill out" and walk away in slow motion?

<Sterling Archer voice> Do you want Godzilla? Because that's how you get Godzilla.

The only thing you need to understand before watching this is that the premise of the show is that a celebrity reads out a statement about themself, which may or may not be true, and then the other team gets to ask them questions about it and guess if they're lying.

Writing a report on the impact of tariffs on Korean skin care routines: "Lotions are now battlefields."

"average Brazilian gets 3 respiratory infections a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average Brazilian gets 0 respiratory infections per year. Respiratory infections Bolsanaro, who lives in hospital & gets over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Really fun look at a save and what's behind it from one of the best goalies in the NHL. I love an extremely niche thread.

Waiting at the school for kid pickup, listening to music, and I have a question for you all. What is your favourite opening to a song? Mine is probably The Obvious Child but I have some runners up.

At the Kraken game and the Avs are a freight train. They will need to clean the ice in the Avs zone, but mostly due to Eberle drawing blood with a high stick.

Let Boeser retire a #canuck. I don’t care how well he plays ever again. Put him in the ring of honor and bring him to all the cringey alumni events. He’s Vancouver through and through. www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/...

For the longest time I had Iron and Wine at the top of my Bands That Do Not Sound Like Their Names Imply They Should Sound list, but Greta Van Fleet has taken the top spot and its not even close.

I think we're going to need @jmcelroy.bsky.social to produce a new ranking of PNW foods served in novelty boats. Better served on a ferry, or in a ferry?

This is exactly right. This is a very simple case of “I am annoyed; thus the thing that is annoying me is harmful.”

Why snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter when you can simply watch... Sabres-Bolts in season hockey?

While you were partying, I studied the braise.