I'm pretty sure my daughter just played in the greatest 6th grade ultimate game of all time. 8-8 at the end of time. The universe point went back and forth on the field 8 or 10 times. Both teams had miracle throws and catches. Absolutely wild. And my daughter's team won. She knows sports happiness.

Everyone going to the Canuck game tonight needs to be very careful and stretch thoroughly. The latest promotion is that one lucky fan in attendance gets to be the backup goalie.

Barry out here subskeeting microservice architecture.

Welcome to Canada.

Today I learned that my password manager is backed by Scarlett Johansson, Ryan Reynolds, and Matthew McConaughey. I feel like that Dr. Phil gif where you can watch waves of realization pass over him.

The truly maddening thing is that, unlike when I was a young man in science and the materials and engineering just weren’t there yet, the future is *right there.* The problem is *solved*. What’s holding us back is not just greed, but this bizarre nostalgia, an obsession with petro- masculinity.

Come see me and 180 of my best friends singing our hearts out! Dec 5-23 all over the Puget Sound area.

Are we saving "Dick in a Box" for the funeral headline?

The people's champion.

As they are obviously floating point computer scientists, I'm looking forward to Godzilla: NaN.

Someone once said that if you've ever moved in with family in desperation or been given money you needed by family or friends or taken out a loan out of necessity rather than want, you've accessed financial help and not everyone has that access, which is why we need systems in place for everyone.

this afternoon! come say hi and help your neighbors keep warm. I’ll be there to gather cash contributions for the community pool too!

I have had a very specific Lodge cast iron pan for a while now, waiting for the first Halloween weekend. The mini Dutch babies came out looking appropriately horrifying.

We had pretty good numbers in Ballard. Something around 100, mostly groups of 2-4. We did have a couple of hilarious traffic jams on our front porch as multiple groups tried to trick or treat at once.

I love Kiefer Sherwood, but I'm not sure his shooting percentage is sustainable.

Just got an email inviting me to "Meet your benefits providers" and wow, I hope I didn't miss the presale because this is gonna sell out for sure.

Trudeau claimed by the Katy Perries.

Bill DeBlasi-dos. Bill DeBlasi-tres still waiting to be interviewed by The Sun.

Remember to check your kids' candy on Halloween to make sure that nobody gave them Nickelback albums.

absolute public service here; fabulous thread on what's in the Bill Gates memo that I guarantee most people are going to slam without reading when it's a pretty thoughtful 'world's fucked, maybe let's not leave so many people getting trampled at the bottom while we invest in climate solutions'

#Melissa has made landfall in #Jamaica, and has preliminarily tied the record for the lowest pressure of any landfalling hurricane in Atlantic history: 892 mb. That was last observed 90 years ago with the 1935 Labor Day hurricane. The storm does not look like it even notices Jamaica being there.

That's a big moment from Sherwood.

Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for. Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.

Sherwood and that's not coming back this time! Those hands were amazing, but what was the Edmonton D doing there?

Demko looking so good right now. Always in position. Always knows where the puck is.

So @thedarcymichael.bsky.social wrote a book, and of course Darcy had his stand up comic friends blurb the book, and they got his ass.

I actually love that Mancini got sent down so he could play the home opener and be part of the banner raising.

Awful big coincidence that GdT gives this interview right around the time that the Louvre gets robbed. If a kaiju shows up to repatriate objects from the British Museum, I think we all know who's behind it.

Every day there's another reason to be grateful for vaccinations. Today's is pertussis.

My best, most correct, hockey take is that the league should scrap home and away jerseys. The home team picks the jersey they wear, and the opponent picks any of their jerseys that have sufficient contrast. Canucks black skate vs. Anaheim orange? Great. Perfect Halloween match up.

Joel Quenneville's return to Chicago last night might be the final time that the Brad Aldrich story is at the forefront of the hockey world's minds. But we should never forget what we're moving on from. My column: www.nytimes.com/athletic/673...

Jon Batiste brings exactly this attitude in concert. So much joy.

For those just tuning in, I have some resources on understanding the US health insurance. It will not solve all of your problems. But it will help you understand them better. First: how to pick an insurance plan bsky.app/profile/tznk...

I'm on the other side of the country, but it's touching to see people helping their neighbors. I found out that the Ballard Food Bank has 500 people registered to vote using their address, and I believe 700 who get their mail there. Small things matter.

My heart was jubilant while reading this story this morning - more than 100 Chinook salmon have passed the former Klamath River dam sites as well as the fish ladder at Klamath Lake and are naturally spawning in Oregon headwaters for the first time in over a century! 🐟🧪🌎 www.opb.org/article/2025...

Okay, I realize that a bunch of you out there are cheering for the Jays, but we can all get behind this. The hair flips.

It's a little on the nose for journalistic standards to just walk out, but here we are.

Social media constantly feeding me wood working and blacksmithing videos is eventually saving society by giving me an outlet when I retire. As a wise man (Homer Simpson) said, "Alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

A couple weeks ago, I had the incredible chance to visit Bolivia with a team from the Manitoba Council for International Cooperation, to learn about work they’re supporting that is led by — and bringing economic self-determination to — Bolivian women. www.winnipegfreepress.com/arts-and-lif...

Man, I missed hearing Shorty and Ray calling the game. The kids and I are in the basement watching the game before their bedtime. Hopefully making core memories :) #canucks

Sherwood! #canucks

T. Joseph Mattingly estimates that the 2025 measles outbreak in Texas will cost $90M. Measles is expensive. It's also preventable. Vaccination increases productivity & reduces costs. Vaccination is healthy for people & the economy. www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...

(Furiously and loudly eating bacon) "This is for grandma, you sonofabitch."

Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns

Finally. I've been wanting an outfit that I have neither the cheekbones nor the pelvic bones for.

The beautiful game.

Obviously broken, there are three people above Hughes on this chart ;)

One of the things I started doing when I became a manager was having a periodic team lunch where I talked about retirement saving via the company 401k match and how it was basically free money. Starting early makes the compound interest miracle happen.