There was literally a Black Mirror episode about this, guys. It wasn't meant as inspiration.

Glad BlueSky did this. When I saw Patton Oswalt saying Megyn Kelly should be fed into a woodchipper feet first for defending raping children based on what age she thinks is okay, I thought, "yes, comedian Patton Oswalt is going to, in real life, feed Megyn Kelly into a woodchipper feet first."

This administration right now:

I'm sorry I was late, boss. There were cows on the overpass.

I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one

Well, at least there is good news somewhere

I feel like someone is Truman Show-ing us and we're all trapped in a poorly written sitcom that no self-respecting person would be able to suspend their disbelief for. DoorDash's State of Local Commerce report?? What's next, figuring GDP from Hot Topic's music budget? Pure brainfizz, man

This is the stupidest I think it has ever felt to just be going to work every day

SUCH a good episode from Criminal covering a community-based anti-ICE action group in Chicago called Protect Rodgers Park. Beautiful, beautiful stuff

Read every word & share with everyone you know. This is real life here in Chicago. Americans need to know this grotesque reality & stand with us.

For the sake of my waistline I always try to talk myself out of a donut. Then I remember that the world is boiling and the country is infested with fascism. So who the fuck cares if I'm a little squishy?

not one person commented on my pickle earrings yesterday. honestly, what is this country coming to

I would find it hard to cry over Charlie Kirk’s passing as well, but I’m not his widow.

Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???

ZING.

oh hey. slap one of these one my forehead already. cause i'm done

Just gotta add some flavor of climate change catastrophe to the list

The Luddites weren't anti-progress. They weren't anti-technology. They were pro worker rights. And it's convenient for the tech barons (in any age) to make us believe those are the same thing.

For years people made fun of big tech for inventing things that already exist and they responded with their magnum opus: inventing fascism. Incredible work

you know that level of nausea that would go away if you could just throw up already? i'm sad like that.

life is a constant battle of trying to have a good time or being healthy

mutual aid is great and all, but what the fuck do we do when we all have nothing? we all going to share our single bean?

On the bright side, Argentina’s stock market is doing great today after Trump gave them $40 billion. Meanwhile, Americans are expected to go hungry in just a few days.

fire, flood, famine, and fascism. welcome to the future.

i used to be SO horny, but now i'd almost rather have a piece of cheese. which is total bullshit, because every day i wake up we're all getting fucked in new and exciting ways.

it's all such bullshit

I can't believe that I have to deal with the rise of fascism AND cramps

yo, what's your favorite soups?

Me: I could never run for office. Oppo would find out I was mean to a kid in sixth grade before feeling bad and becoming his friend. Guy with a death's head tattoo: lmao check this out.

If this isn't a poignant illustration of the current administration I don't know what is. They are LITERALLY damaging the ACTUAL White House.

for someone who doesn't get along with the sun, damn does my mental health take a nosedive when there is less of it. imma big SAD baby.

Coping with the grief of a dying ecosphere

If the fascism doesn't get us, the climate change will. Me, to my husband who is just trying to have a pleasant evening.

“You may think you love Zohran Mamdani, a charismatic man who’s never groped anyone non-consensually. But did you know he supports [list of policies that are very popular with NYC voters]?” - average Cuomo ad

Copying and pasting the same shit on 7 apps just to feel something

nothing is more frustrating to me that being trapped at work with fuckall to do, when i could actually be productive by doing literally anything else

"On the Media" invited me on to chat about my recent piece on Stephen Miller's theory of how to do fascist politics, and how JB Pritzker's understanding of it is shaping a new kind of Democratic response. It's short and well-edited! Hope you enjoy: www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/otm...

my favorite part of infusion day (i have the crohn's) is the part where they dose me with iv benadryl and i get to hallucinate just a lil bit before naptime

The Portland Frog and Inflatable Animal Army are a brilliant response to this administration. It puts me in mind of CIRCA, the Clandestine Insurgent Rebel Clown Army. "Use absurdity to undermine the aura of authority." Clowns to fight these clowns. beautifultrouble.org/toolbox/tool...