yes! a good number of MAHA-approved products are just repurposed waste from beef production

This thread is a helpful explainer of the difficulty of prosecuting cops, but I gotta say it: Jesus was rather famously bad at getting himself acquitted. 0-1 record in dealing with zealous prosecution.

the best antidote to blackpilling is remembering that every video you see of an ICE thug abusing their power was recorded by an American who volunteered to put themselves in harm's way for the sake of people they've likely never met and never will

It’s that classic Art of the Deal stuff where Trump tries to play every side by dragging out his decision about who to anoint the ruler of Venezuela—except the prize he’s after is a used trophy and a bunch of oil no one wants.

Per governing WWE precedent, if Machado attempts to hand the Nobel Peace Prize to Trump it's actually deemed vacant, and will be contested at the next WrestleMania. (Said precedent being Andre->DiBiase 1987, and since Trump is a WWE Hall of Famer he's bound by this. ht: @stephensilver.bsky.social)

if trump thought he had a winning hand here he would be the first person in front of the press. they know it’s bad so they send their little pig man out to gobble up the slop

The median voter probably hasn’t heard what happened in Venezuela. Or was it Venice? Their resonances are fucked bro.

Every January 6th, I ask myself the question I find myself returning to every year. When Ashli Babbitt was bleeding out on the marble, was the last thought to lurch through her dying mind "wow, I can't believe I'm going to die in the White House"?

kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life

Venezwainese

‘Imagine if you will, the Atlantic City of Oil, but on purpose.’ Art of the Deal but on a global stage. What could go wrong?

Indicting him on gun charges is especially and multiply ironic

Soup

Kind of amazing how little Canvas offers in exchange for all your class’s content. The good stuff can be replaced with just cloud storage, a calendar, and a bit of organizing?

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

yore

Worms catching strays smh

billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull interviewer: incredible

Excited for Netflix to roll out a new category ‘quirky comedy with a virgin female lead’

Ashby, 28, is a former Scientologist and adult convert to the Russian Orthodox Church. She believes abortion should be illegal, but wildly accessible in “abortion speakeasies.” Ashby’s primary issue is that there’s too much nail art on TikTok. She has a tattoo of J.D. Vance but did not vote in 2024

if you're still in line for Epstein files, STAY IN LINE

Brb signing with Scott Boras as my healthcare agent

Listing land, women, and children together, like different forms of property, seems kind of misogynistic and anti-child, if you think about it.

The new font

outstanding

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

I wish I’d had this advice years ago!

There’s a joke here about how economists make for weird cooks because think everything is fungible, but I can’t quite work it out this morning.

If I had a nickel for every time a Republican administration tried to make up a war with a petroleum producing country…

Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild: Humpback whale Red-shanked duoc Manatee Moose Monitor lizard

Anti-shibboleth: a sign that is in no way a secret but would only be used as a handshake by people who are willing to put their depravity on display for all. (There’s probably already a term for this, but I don’t know it.)

this thanksgiving, i want to extend my most sincere and heartfelt thanks to every one of you that follows me on here. you are all special and wonderful and my friends. if i follow back we are basically dating. if you don’t follow me, however, you are my enemy and i hope you die alone, and in pain.

Tomorrow I will defeat my family.

Guy in a warehouse, hard hat on backward: Is this forklift still massively against JIT logistics?

‘But is the technology ready?’ lol

Rizz levels so low he can’t score a pierogi at the farmers market.

Bad turkey is bad, but the good news is you don’t have to make bad turkey. Make good turkey instead—it’s really really good!

All Noblesse, no Oblige

I think about this gem every day.

Heartbroken that I have no one to share this with in real life because none of my friends have ever heard of TCW

Private property and means of production, you are on notice

I know that ain't who I think it is

+1 lol

I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.

And, to note another case that’s so ironic it’s probably hazardous for your health, Hillary’s emails

A COUPLE OF EMAILS IS NOT A WHOLE NEWS STORY SAYS A FORMER NYT REPORTER I CANNOT RIGHT NOW MAN, I AM CRASHING THE FUCK OUT. LOOK AT HOW STUPID THESE ASSHOLES THINK YOU ARE! THEY THINK WE ARE ALL TROGLODYTES!