Probably Boobs, Rap, or Diplomats #MagicTheAnagramming #GoogleTranslatesMTG #AprilFoolsDay Original: scryfall.com/card/un...

Brick? Yeah I’m bricked up send post

Dark times call for reckless purchases. https://store.theonion.com/products/congress-now-more-than-ever-our-nation-needs-your-cowardice-front-page-t-shirt?variant=44514833137733

Hey guys check out my new beyblade *pulls pin out of a grenade and throws it*

this might be my favorite picture ive taken in a while

i may be gay,

Good morning. Fuck ice. Say it back.

I'm trans and a New Yorker who was alive during 9-11 you can't hate me for this joke What do the twin towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of em but now it's a sensitive topic

Cards.

Me at the gender reveal party after they do the reveal: “wtf that’s not a new gender”

Is a sandwich a hotdog?

(Pretending I know about cars) So, do you drive a Vulva?

girl fag twink wife

Pass Priority

I miss Food 4 Thot

Just 10 pins short of a spare tho

Just limp-wristing my way through life

28 days till I get to call this lovely woman my wife for real 🥰

Just won with Commander damage with my base power/toughness 0/5 Commander and several +1/+1 counters and double strike

They're putting me on the cover of Sheeple Magazine

is it gay to snort estrogen off ur girlfriends cock

Wowie wow wow wowzers 🤩

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

@phosphour.bsky.social says these four cards explain my play style (3/4 of these are in my group hug deck)

If I were trapped on a space ship with a giant spider, I would simply not be calm

this guy rules, honestly

youwre a Ledian? i thought u were an amewican

On my way to Bojuka your Bog

Missed Connection: I was in a dilapidated mansion. You were behind me in the mirror. But when I turned around you were gone

Why are all the food-scented perfumes sweet things? I want a hearty Italian spaghetti perfume

*seductively cancels plans*

Just solved a 9x9 cube in 20 mins

63 days ‘til I get to put a ring on @phosphour.bsky.social’s beautiful hand ! 我爱你艾美！

! Alert! I just melded Titania, Gaea Incarnate

give me a minute yall ;_;

I’m basically your dream girl except older and fatter

Hey, hey @phosphour.bsky.social . . . (我爱你) 💜

Actually won with Approach of the Second Sun and Reprieve last night. Combos are fun

@phosphour.bsky.social 我爱你！

不，这是我的冰咖啡

WUBRG, if you know what I mean 👀

口达爱艾美💜🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

If you enter a stranger's home, always remove your shoes. Then remove their shoes. Hold them down. Take their shoes. Get their shoes off.