I'm tired boss

shoot your local ice agent

I don't need to be alive honestly. Like being a ghost seems chill, knowing my luck there is a ghost landlord or something

I deleted the comm request tweet cause randoms I don't know harassing me for it is annoying.

I fucking regret ever typing "a*r*t*i*s*t" into this fucking app cause I would like my friends to recommend specific people to me, not a wave of randoms I've never spoken to spamming the fuck outta me

I need someone's throat asap honestly. I've been so fucking horny and just need to use a mouth like a toy for a bit. Extra points if you cry

I don't get hangry I get "Humans must be evaluated and destroyed should they fail to meet the minimum"

Day has been a day. Jumping from good to great to suicidal back to solid was not in my predictions all in the span of an hour Legit it might be cause until now I've only had a coffee monster and two dumdums and I just had a bowl of katsu curry

making my cis sub send me reparations on TDOV while calling her made up slurs

unlimited bodily autonomy for everyone would fix so many problems

It's TDOV so you should give me money. I'm not kidding, I have had so many opportunities turned away cause I'm noticeably femme and masc at the same time and I've been outright ignored by the job market. I do not deserve to be treated this way, none of us do, so give me some money

Akali being added 2xko with a fucking izuna drop super is not fair. I wish I actually liked this game

hey catch

At the risk of doxxing my work slightly, Tesla drivers are not real dude. I have to help hook a trailer up and this dude has to actually attach the hitch to his Tesla first AND THEN BUY THE BALL FOR IT

Should note I'm not high but more hungover lol

30mg of weed making me feel fucked the next day is awesome (only half kidding it's kind of zen)

go support @transnews.network if you want trans journalism that isnt done by cowards and instead is done by trans ppl who continuously remind everyone that the only way out of this is by organizing. and i mean radical organizing, not door knocking for buttigieg

how about let's *not* compromise on trans people in sports, and instead compromise on nothing. you can't compromise on liberation. anyone trying to say that we 'need' to is a coward, plain and simple

Every game I play on ps5 I could probably play on pc at this point. I might as well just format it (or whatever the equivalent of deleting all my info off it is) and sell it for like 500. Might even get more of I do it on a bidding sight

Just a reminder that they still intend to do this, dont let the backlash die down, keep cancelling your subscription.

Retweeted a thing then saw further extrapolation from the person and realized they're using the 'its meant for kids' to defend declining quality and strawmanning this very concept Like, I don't think just cause something is for kids primarily doesn't mean you can't make it quality.

This is every video about any long running series "Why does thing I played when I was child not feel same as when I was child???" Because you are almost 30 That's the answer, sorry

Someone pointed out the cover for the art book is literally Irene Lew from Ninja Gaiden 2. This is NOT acceptable.

Know what's better than 1 joint? 2

League players never beating the allegations of being hyper rude weirdos. I made one comment about an upcoming possible project based on leaks, even saying I wasn't fully onboard with that being true, DM instantly about being a stupid inbred hick. Wtf is wrong with this player base?

One of the funniest but depressing things about the "we can always tell" crowd is just how often they target themselves and end up proving themselves wrong. I'm nb, but because of my hair, chest, and shitty facial hair, Ive been gendered as a trans masc which is kind of funny but depressing, Im amab

I need to move to a place with consistent weather and temps. It's gone from sub 30 to 70 to sub 30 in the span of 50 hours

NEW: Wikipedia has banned AI-generated content.

Two* We find the defendant guilty of a minor grammatical error, straight to unification camps

Might have to unfollow a lot of NSFW accounts I follow cause I'm at work and saw to nudes unspoilered already in the first five minutes I've been here. Nsfw moots, please spoiler your stuff properly

They should make a videogame where you stop 9/11

Hey remember how JKR was implicated in the Epstein Files and she responded by illegally deleting her superyacht's sailing logs? Anyway–

At chili’s

Reminded of James Somerton existing and thanking Harris he did his plagiarism video before James could just use chatgpt scripted stealing to make a video about Heated Rivalry.

"bro is this fetish art 😭" anything and everything you will ever interact with is someone's fetish. someone wants to fuck clouds. someone's horniest thought is to be a branch on a tree. someone's going to fuck a salt shaker. someone wants to fuck math. someone did. his name was albert einstein

[northernlion] i'm a 36 year old man with a wife and child i don't need to have an opinion on dragon ball z. but honestly, looking back on it. krillin is kind of the only motherfucker on that show with some real shit to say.

kind of seems like the people saying data center energy use is overstated were full of shit

More needs to be done but here's a start www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKP1...

telling apart your amazing guardians

High, am kind of gone holy fuck my tolerance break is paying off

I need a pfp of a snake with an eye patch

All the same person somehow

Possibly doing a rebrand on my socials since I'm thinking about getting into streaming and video editing again Anyone know good artists for pfp/banners?

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