excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend

The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted. If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.

I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.

You always hear the rationale that if a reporter stood up to Trump, they'd be kicked off the plane/out of the briefing, etc. Which means what? That they'd no longer be present for something that's already widely disseminated without their help? They trade dignity and integrity for access to nothing.

The whole thing here: deadline.com/2025/11/pope...

NEW: Jeffrey Epstein said in emails that he had been advising the Russian government on how to deal with Donald Trump, one of several cases in which he wielded his connections to try to influence the course of foreign affairs. w @nahaltoosi www.politico.com/news/2025/11...

A piece @bentravers.bsky.social was born to write: www.indiewire.com/lists/death-...

People who are leaving NYC, please post pix of your U-Hauls!

Watching a movie in which a character’s attempts at conversation are rebuffed and then she says “Good talk.” I’d like to be done with that joke

The Diplomat is very much my thing. You watch an episode and you really want to know what is going to happen in the next one; therefore, you keep watching. This is an interesting approach and I believe more television shows should try it.

If you thought today's New York City #NoKings rally was fun, wait until you hear what we get to do NEXT Saturday: Vote.

THIS MOMENT DESERVES A BAFTA #CelebrityTraitors

She is somehow dressed as all three of Frances McDormand’s Oscar-winning roles at once

There is still some good in the world

One thing about the current moment is that a lot of people who would probably call you hysterical if you said you didn't believe there would be a 2028 election are acting the way they might if they didn't believe there was going to be a 2028 election

Stephen Miller after the midterms.

‘House of Guinness’ is terrible. Badly acted, atrociously written, a pantomime version of Irish history, riddled with so many cliches you wonder when the leprechauns would turn up. A poor man’s Peaky Blinders crossed with a terrible reenactment video from a Guinness brewery tour. I enjoyed it!

I really don't like to pick on the same people over and over, but Hakeem Jeffries and Ezra Klein won't stop saying things.

I'm just gonna keep this one handy in the drawer for the day he dies.

There should be a word for the common practice of absolving someone of all the bad things that they did or said because they just died ("deathwashing"?).

These people are on another planet.

Go shit in your hat, jagoff. Chicago’s seen tougher punks and bigger crooks — you’re just another loudmouth con with tiny fingers and a withered dick.

This is real, somehow

Frey: And don't just say, this is about thoughts and prayers right now. These kids were literally praying. It was the first week of school. They were in a church.

"Happy Holidays from the Kelce family! It's been another busy year for our little clan. Ed and I took a wonderful trip to Pennsylvania Dutch country in June. Jason and Kylie welcomed another baby girl in March. And our youngest Travis has decided to marry Taylor Swift, the singer."

An obit Christina Crawford would have envied.

Every single Democrat needs to internalize this: ICE is a politicized operation that our tax dollars are paying for. If Dem leaders don’t use every single legislative tool in their disposal to rein this in (ie shutting down this govt over funding) they aren’t doing their jobs.

The 50-odd million people over 65 on Social Security just got this misleading email from the government. Trump is very stupid in many ways. But this—perpetuating his lie that Social Security recipients no longer have to pay income taxes on their benefits—is real evil genius.

Riley: Don’t tell me you give a shit about the middle class when all you are doing is shitting on the middle class

@lbc.co.uk Tom, I enjoyed your conversation with The Mooch a few weeks ago but winced when he claimed the Biden revelations would be “bigger than Watergate.” Are you going to call him on that? Because they obviously were never going to be. Thanks.

re-upping this for the morning crowd

Always good to be reminded that Claus von Bulow was the second worst person in Reversal of Fortune.

I see a lot of young people experiencing their first hopeful election. Take a seat sometime and let me tell you about when we elected Kelly Clarkson in 2002.

"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"

SHAMEFUL.

Clinton, Clyburn, Summers, Palantir, Bloomberg, NYT, Wall St, AIPAC...all tried their best. The entire establishment went full racist and Islamophobic in the end. Still Mamdani won. Biggest F U to the Democratic Establishment and 1% since AOC win. Wow.

For months now we have been hearing Democratic pundits say, "Democrats need to meet voters where they are." Tonight, New York City voters seem to be telling them pretty clearly.

This image is now absolutely everywhere over European media lmao

So to recap: Trump violated the War Powers Resolution, failed in his mission, lied and said he succeeded, made up a cease-fire between two countries in his head, then got mad and cursed when he found out it didn't exist.

1. ‘Donald Trump lies like the rest of us breathe.’ 2. ‘Netanyahu needs war to stay out of jail.’ 3. ‘The theocracy in Tehran plays by rules the world can barely understand.’ On the Israel-Iran ceasefire, ‘who do you trust?’, asks @mrjamesob.bsky.social.

Dear heads of state: Donald Trump won’t love you back. He may be the worst boyfriend the world has ever seen | Marina Hyde www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Vance: I empathize with Americans who are exhausted after 25 years of foreign entanglements in the Middle East. I understand the concern, but the difference is that back then we had dumb presidents

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