Hey Penguins. Hockey matches have three periods. Please remember that you need to play in the third period. Maybe score some goals. Maybe not conceed so many and throw away your lead 🙃

Don't like football anyway

I wouldn't say Liverpool hotels are price gouging for the Foo Fighters gigs... But you can get a Travelodge for the Thursday gig for a mere £393. A Travelodge. One night. £393

I'm already bored of all the Christmas adverts

Can Liverpool just play Frankfurt every week please?

What the hell?

Me after watching Ekitike's goal celebration

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Lol. They've done scum over here 👏👏 #lufc

Who will Sesko’s 2026-27 Serie ‘A’ loan be to? Roma seem a good fit

I wouldn't say that gigs and ice hockey are a big part of my life but I don't have a free Saturday until mid-Decemeber because I'm either at a gig or at a hockey match.

Whoever it was that hurled racist abuse at Semenyo needs to be banned for life

Decided to get the bus to work for a change instead of the train. Had to message my boss saying ill be late as the bus has broken down. He replied saying he was late in as his bus broke down. Moral of the story, don't get a bus today, it'll break down

OK if you ask me to do something for you because you don't think you'll have time to do it before you finish for the day then ill happily help out.

Happy The Armed new album day to all who celebrate @phreej.bsky.social @artisangossip.bsky.social

Watch this. I dare you not to cry.

Update: I managed to get a ticket! I shall go to the ball

BC/AD

Seeing that Bob Vylan are now being accused of goose-stepping during their set at a festival in Greece. I've seen the clip, it's actually their gentle exercises they do at the start of every set. 🙄

The Instagram algorithm really isn't helping

Just seen the sad news about Jota. Thinking of his family and team mates at this awful time. R.I.P. 💔

The feeling when @christt.bsky.social announces a gig but you can't go because you're at another gig. Then that gig gets rescheduled so now you can go but tickets are sold out. I know it's early but if anyone sees any spares, send them my way

We apologize for the Europa trophy. Those responsible have been sacked.

Is there going to be any bad consequences of Trump and Musk falling out due? Or can I continue to laugh at how fragile their egos are?

Anyone who says its terrible driving in London has never tried to drive in Nottingham. One slight incident and the whole city comes to a standstill

Thoroughly amused by Americans not recognising Jurgen Klopp and discussing the 'new Trivago guy'

I'm off to this tomorrow. Can't believe the amount of typos on this poster. Surely someone should have noticed its only been 10 years since all those albums 😉

Mentally logged off work for the week

I've been watching fan videos of the Liverpool trophy parade. Clicked on one thinking it was the parade from a window. It was actually footage of a car plowing into people. It looks awful. Thinking of everyone there

I've danced to the Jurassic Park theme and the Pokemon theme at a silent disco before. But I think last night's was the most random with Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas

. @PSB_HQ sorry Willgoose, you've been sacked

Things in Spurs favour to win the Europa League: * there's been a few teams ending a trophy drought this season * all the winners of the Carabao Cup, Premier League and FA Cup have birds in their logos * Ange always wins a trophy in his second season

Every time I overhear someone in the office saying "to be fair" my brain does this:

I know people hate the UK and usually I don't care, but 0 points from the public vote and over 200 for the Genocide country? That hurts

People of Europe watching #Eurovision can you vote for the good songs and not for the country you are pretending isn't committing genocide

Congratulations to Crystal Palace for winning the FA Cup. Enjoy celebrating

@psbhq.bsky.social you weren't wrong about them going fast. Got the email after they'd sold out 😂

@artisangossip.bsky.social did you get today's Wordle? It broke my streak and apparently half of the people who tried it failed

Slow clap for National Rail and this guidance #Paddington #Reading #NationalRail

Spot the day I go to my first festival of the season. Crossing my fingers the long range forecast is pessimistic

JD Vance kills one pope and gets bodied by the next one.

Who knew a fish could express "What the fuck was that?" with such ease.

I've done something wild this morning. I got to the station five minutes before my train to work, instead of the usual five seconds.

Hottest day of the year so far. So of course I'm going to spend the evening at a sold out gig, in a small, sweaty venue 👍🏻

Happy #DogsAtPollingStations day to all who celebrate

"Sarah, why are you late for work today?" "Because I was busy liking all the content about Liverpool winning the league"

Found myself watching the end of the match whilst travelling on the Elizabeth line. A couple of seats down, a guy was doing the same. #LFC #Champions

"AI is coming, its inevitable" no its not you sniveling weirdo. how are those 3D TVs going. how are NFT markets looking these days. Seen anything cool in the metaverse lately? anyone who says we need to resign to using it, that itll be here whether we like it or not, is a feckless dipshit.