York aiming to have the worst Saturday night out of all time. 30 degrees, the races and and then England world cup match kicking off at 10pm

Ski aerial's simultaneously uncool and totally fucking unhinged

Because of @zonal-marking.bsky.social I have just discovered that the rugby union starts tomorrow night. As ever, pick your pubs carefully and don't get caught out. If you do, get on the WhatsApps and let people know to set up an exclusion zone. If we look after each other we can all stay safe.

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci! ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

I feel like we're daisy-chaining bands and festivals our way into Meryl Streek being front page of the Daily Mail in about 2 weeks time

Honestly I know there's a million reasons to not use Facebook, but the relentless "hur dur Bella Ramsey doesn't look like Ellie from Last of Us" posts spewing onto my feed is tipping me over the edge What about the literal tens of accounts I've blocked suggests to the algorithm that I want more?

@jsexton24.bsky.social congrats on the EPMD reference on the Gutter today

Regular league tables aren't quite providing enough context for the new CL format, so I had a go at showing who can get who green-wave-0d7352403.4.azurestaticapps.net And it will (should) update live if I haven't screwed anything up by 8pm...

I just wanted to type a bit less, I really didn't need this snark

the richest man in the world got humiliated on 4chan after posting from an alt about how he’s a great dad who has a bunch of sex, then deleted everything to move over to a twitter space to talk with ian miles cheong about the woke mind virus for 4 hours. this is inscrutable to 99% of the population

Got Whammed in December this time at least #whamageddon