I hate ASMR. There's a reason foley artists use shit like a jar of rocks filled with pudding for brushing your teeth; it sounds more pleasant

Though you may not say Doggo, you bear the spirit of the word

Get this watched, it's a good one. Someone made a comedy qwop death stranding, and Jim made a video, and everyone was good at what they were making, you'll like this.

This is an abominable hour to be awake

Sometimes in my work I need to delete the Blender Default Cube, but don't worry, the cube consents to this!

Have been commandeered all of today to help pack a bag for a field expedition while fiona finishes a ten day essay in two days. It has taken me the full day x.x I am exhausted.

Im afraid to ask, but why is everyone talking about The Rapture today?

So thats what CNC means. I was wondering why my responses about Command & Conquer seemed to be a none starter.

we used to get this once a fortnight

me opening BlueSky

Fuck a bluesky blackout, we need a whiteout. Cum everywhere, a week of moderators being unable to escape The Cum.

I dreamt I was kidnapped and imprisoned in a small office and forced to work. My kidnapper and supervisor was has-been furry comedian and grifter, 2 the ranting Gryphon. Every time I tried to tell him I used to respect him but now found him extremely disappointing, he would start talking.

Just to chuckle at my own jokes for a moment - this bit at the end of my banner image goes underappreciated:

Arch-Fiend - Page 020 Over at the other side of the lab, Jonah is having trouble finding a team member. Everyone likes Jonah... but they'd also like to pass... Read more at https://www.naughtymorg.com/archfiend #ArchFiendComic

Arch-Fiend - Page 011 Suddenly the top began moving, rotating, unscrewing... #ArchfiendComic https://www.naughtymorg.com/archfiend

Arch-Fiend - Page 016 It's a beautiful new day as Shai walks through the University campus~ Read more at https://www.naughtymorg.com/archfiend #ArchFiendComic

TINKY WINKY! (karate pose, lightning flash) DIPSY! (judo pose, lightning flash) LAA LAA! (aikido pose, lightning flash) PO! (kung fu panda, whoops, wrong Po)

Is Teletubbies a sentai show?

I loath butternut squash - not for its taste, but for its thirst for blood.

Here's a thing that's probably right up your Straße, you big mad oddball.x

When I am in the presence of someone who is in a state where it causes physical pain to laugh, I suddenly become the wittiest I have ever been and no force can keep me silent.

What if one of you knows who drew this? Friend of the show @shoogles.bsky.social bought some second-hand STCs more than a decade ago and this was inside one of the issues. Clearly, some prime Graphic Zone stuff here but apparently never sent? Or was it! Anyway, it's unsigned, so WHO DREW THIS?

I'm working on a Sonic comic today! Come join me ^^ This will be a SFW stream! https://picarto.tv/MorgDrawsStuff

Sheer. fucking. spite.

Played a game to take my mind off things before bed; normally the community in it is good or neutral but this time everyone on either side seemed to be a poor sportsman, selfish, quick to complain or blame others and incapable of taking criticism. I feel worse than when I started!

For some reason, when I was very small I used to joke that this guy/guys (there were two of them) was my younger sister boyfriend. Haha! This hidious creature is YOUR boyfriend! I'd call her into the livingroom when we got to that bit and I'd do voices where they would fight over her affections.

Is it the residual power of the red ties that gives me the impression that this is the stupidest government the UK has ever had, or is it just that they are every bit as malicious, if not more so, than the Tories before them?

Do that antiquated thing where character gender effects your stats, but in such a way that woman dominate in the high skill bracket and men in the noob pool. That would be funny.

I hate that we have been living in a secret, undeclared war for the past ten years. Rich nazis versus everyone else, but especially us. it is exhausting, exhausting, exhausting. I am exhausted.

every time there's political violence discourse i think about how jo cox was assassinated in broad daylight by a fascist who shouted "britain first" as he shot her, and now nine years later her party is dedicating every moment in power to placating the ideology of her murderer

I'd never heard of this guy. There are thousands of clones of this wierdo making the world worse and worse, just out of eyeline. I guess there is one less of them now. Goodnight, bozo.

Anyway, if you want to wring your hands over one fascist getting shot, you're *really* going to hate what saving the world will cost. Sorry.

About six years ago I was looking for a specific room backstage at the labyrinthine Royal Festival Hall and the first room I walked in to contained my ex and the next room I walked in to contained Peter Mandelson. It was like Death Egg Zone in Sonic 2. #iykyk

gifs work? Gifs work??

Had to go to the slightly posher supermarket to get the last two things on my shopping list. Old man at the cat charity tent set up outside: "Hello son, are you a cat boy?"

zachary (sonic the comic)

#STCReillustrated a thing I did

Not read my comic about the misunderstood history of the Luddites, how tech is never apolitical, and the history of resistance against it? It’s now available on @brokenfrontier.bsky.social to read for free!

I drew a Grimer for the upcoming #STCRellustrated

Spooky noises!!

I remember my sister years ago called memes Me-Mes in a conversation, and I didn't know wether or not she was doing it to wind me up or thought thats how you pronounced it, but I didn't bite and now I'll never know.

required reading

Are Aeromorphs just Transformers with Beaky Helmets?

more worms for the brain

Been raiding tombs and freezing butlers

The right click on my mouse has broken. You don't notice how often you need to use that bloody button. in a way I'm sort of glad to finally replace this mouse - the left click has been really tempermental for years. Double clicks at random, or refuses to click at all unless you press real hard.

Arch-Fiend - Page 027 Shai wakes up and screams like a damsel, and the alien makes use of it's prize. Read more at https://www.naughtymorg.com/archfiend #ArchFiendComic

Do you think if a terf killed an EDL member, sparks would start flying out of Kiers ears and his head would fly off on a jet of steam?

I won't accept anything less than the complete destruction of the British Labour Party.

I love this little shit.