I do not take booktok seriously and I never will. What the fuck you mean the epilogue and prologue “aren’t part of the book/story”???????

I know the gaming industry is shit, but I at least thought that being able to preorder a game on a console meant that the game would actually be available on that console. Not so apparently. No new LoK for me I guess.

Yet another video reported, yet another knock back. This time a video of a Scottish man following a foreign family through a supermarket, telling them to go back to their own country. Blatant racism and harassment yet it "doesn't go against community standards"

A great analysis from a friend on FB. A real critique of JKR, and totes justifiable. IMO Rowling has quite possibly done more to harm the human rights of women and girls than anyone.

sharing this again. It's bitmapped, you can print it big like a poster, or small like stickers to attach to your local slop shop

Not watched the wizard trailer and no interest in doing so, but what's interesting is how little opportunity I've had to watch it. I've seen a couple screens from popculture news accounts and thats it. No autoplaying vids on insta or facebook, nothing on my youtube homepage. Nothing. Shit's DOA.

Criterion Closet videos are good for if you want to feel like you've never seen a single film in your life.

They've seen you from across the changing room and they like what they see

fun reminder: the reason why they make these fucking pointless "live action" remakes is because since it's "live action", the animation is considered "vfx" and not character animation, so they can pay these non-unionized satellite studios fuck-all and make a cool few million for essentially nothing

I deed not hit her that's bullshit! I did not heet her! I deed naaht...oh hai Moana.

Square Enix continue to heavily bank on AI the same way they heavily banked on NFTs and I'm sure it'll work out just as well for them as it did before.

Oh to be a child in 1995 recieving puddings from a pig's mouth.

Kilmer's children should be fucking ashamed of themselves.

Genuinely impressed by this. Didn't think it was possible to make something less funny than SNL US but by God we did it. Makes you proud to be British.

This is hands down the best thing that you will read all day. And if someone doesn’t put out a t-shirt that has a picture of a dolphin on it with the caption, “You don’t question Gerald”, then what are we even doing here?

@chrislaumanson.bsky.social I have just learned this exists and it seems relevant to your interests. 👽

Child in a 2256 classroom: Miss, how many people lived the US? Teacher: Over 300 million Child: And EVERY one of them had a gun? Teacher: Pretty much yes. Child: So....how?....

“She’s the exception, I am the rule.” Such articulate cutting through of the nonsense around puberty blockers and eg Keira Bell’s detransitioning from Stephanie Lynnette on GMB this morning. It is also a refreshing relief to see a trans person actually being allowed to speak for once!

"We infiltrated a trans solidarity concert to mock it" "So you...bought a ticket?" "Well we....IT WAS SO BAD LOL, WHO EVEN ARE THESE PEOPLE?! HAHAHAHA!" "So you bought a ticket then? Thanks for your support"

I cannot stress enough how much better people need to be at putting information on their websites. For example, if you're making a webite for a music festival, it would be a good idea to say where the fucking thing is being held!

Would very much like my "No I don't want a shift tomorrow" to be the end of the conversation and not the start of a night long emotional manipulation to try to get me to change my mind.

This has wound up being a very expensive month so if anyone would like to buy up my whole table's worth of stock at #dundeezinefest this Saturday it would be very kind of you.

What do think Kermit and Miss Piggy talk about?

Never settle.

Remember that time three years ago when Sega announced a new Streets of Rage game then never mentioned it again?

Trump means fart, has anyone covered this? Like a fart from a butt.

THIS. If you’re in central Glasgow tonight please close your windows; if you have to be out please wear the best mask you have available. If you can smell it, you’re at risk.

The thought of Central Station not being there anymore is making me weirdly emotional.

Then Pete Docter is a fucking coward It really does seem like taking these corporate positions just sucks the art and humanity out of you. You become focused on the numbers and lose your soul Elio could have been a very important film to a lot of kids but it ended up as sanitised corporate sludge

look who i found in my trash once again

Marvel will green screen an entire movie on the belief that fabric wrinkles aren't heroic, meanwhile Frank Quitely will make it look like Superman forgot to iron his pants and it's the best thing ever.

At last! A second good Star Wars thing!

Ivor Cutler by Michael Knowles, 1988, in the Scottish National Portrait Gallery. Cutler's 'Life in a Scotch Sitting Room Vol 2' is one of the funniest books I've ever read. Hearing him read it aloud is even better.

It's just gone lunch time and I've already written a script for a smut comic. What have YOU done with your day?

I'm only alive because of Bob Marley's observation skills.

February update hingy is up for free on my patreon. Read it or don't!! www.patreon.com/posts/152205...

Imagine mixing these two blends 🤯🤯🤯

Man, I wanna be happy for the guy, but there's like 0% chance WWE know what to do with Danhausen or allow him the freedom to do anything fun right? They did nothing to explain him to the casual audience and even the suposedly smart crowd in Chicago booed him? I dunno man.

This gutless fucker has to go.

Look, we're all a bit stressed right now. So why not relax and look at this horrific drooling killer whale sculpture I seen the other day?

Oh

Love when my big budget streaming shows look like a cosplay shoot that gets 50 likes.

Obsessed with this artstyle. Get them in Smash!

I swear AI chuds are in competition with each other to say the stupidest fucking sentence uttered by a human mouth. These people need to be bullied.

"Unalive" "grape" "seggs" This has got to stop. Do people hear themselves? Its like talking to a particularly sensitive toddler. We can't remove serious words from our language just because we're afraid some fickle algorithm will show our posts to less people

Crackin day out with the lovely @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social - fed some dugs, got invited to a church, learned about the Vatican's secret moon named Lucifer, saw some forbidden greenhouses, and acquired a book that I enjoyed as a kid! Also some cheese.