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#SelfCare Too

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I use one knife, wiping the knife clean on the bread before switching ingredients.

Hey, @weirdguita.rs , I believe this is relevant to your interests....

Every night...

"Never get involved in a land war in Asia." #TCMParty #ThePrincessBride ^JW

"I'm digging up bones I'm digging up bones Exhuming things that's better left alone." Sigh.

None of you told me that Season 3 of SHRINKING was out. Do better. :-)

I wish I knew as much about sex as I do now back when I was in my "prime." I wish I had talked to my partners more about what they wanted and what I wanted. Communication and Consent, kids. That's where success lies.

"Oh our Minneapolis, I hear your voice Singing through the bloody mist We’ll take our stand for this land And the stranger in our midst Here in our home they killed and roamed In the winter of ’26 We’ll remember the names of those who died On the streets of Minneapolis" - Bruce Springsteen

It’s been four days. Who murdered Alex Pretti??

The space between worlds, a product of both and neither, a place of its own. And for those touched by it? Their lives never the same again. Mayhap I can interest you in a sapphic shifter series? Dragons, wolves, and a world in which things aren't always as they seem. www.amazon.com/Where-Our-Pa...

#Epstein #EpsteinFiles

Never stop talking about the Epstein Files, a criminal rapist dictator who is guilty AF is currently hiding them. Never stop talking about the Epstein Files, a criminal rapist dictator who is guilty AF is currently hiding them. Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.

Yourself, but as a cartoon.

No lies detected

Would ABSOLUTELY buy this set.

Feels weird, posting about a book sale right now, but: 1. It's a book about vigilante justice vs. billionaires on their private island. 2. It's cathartic. 3. Reading is rebellion. Joy is rebellion. Art is rebellion. 4. If I make money, I donate it to the right causes. Sale across all e-book vendors.

I'm gonna be honest, I've hit my Black Crowes limit for now, but don't let me deter you from listening in..

Hey guess what? My newest book is now up for sale! The Kickstarter orders all get shipped next week so I can finally share the links! Signed copies of my fantasy romance novella are on my Etsy. Or you can order through Amazon and the ebook will be out next week! Join me for a little magic?

Truth

"The photo didn’t show all of him, just a tantalising glimpse of his firm naked body." Part #AudioPorn, part public information announcement about how to take the perfect nude photo, by EuphemiseThis

All those new Alexa voices, and none of them have a British accent. I call bullshit.

ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives. We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.

Turns out being a massive cunt makes you sad.

The Exploding Helicopter podcast returns this week when - for our sins - we'll be reviewing HALF PAST DEAD (2002).

youtu.be/Ipe14_yCL_g?... (Sometimes this needs to be revisited)

🩸📚 SQUIRRELS - a gorrific twisted horror dark comedy creature feature!⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Ebook: books2read.com/u/mvwBol Google Play: shorturl.at/8zmBY Print (B&N): shorturl.at/Obd6U Lulu Bookstore: shorturl.at/KTh75 #booksky #horror #trending #readingcommunity #booklovers #satire #creaturefeatures #darkcomedy

The Temptation of Saint Hilarion, by Dominique Papety, 1844

Just wondering what old backpack to resurrect for my work bag. The JanSport with the leather bottom? The Israeli Paratrooper Backpack? My son's LEGO Batman backpack? (Batpack?)

This

I'm a sucker for a Star Wars reference.

So, you can carry firearm across state lines to a protest and if you shoot two people Kash Patel will advise you to sue the media and the Biden Administration. If you are in your home state and never draw your gun, and get shot by ICE Kash Patel says its "illegal" to carry a gun to a protest. 🙄

"There was so much softness about the situation, yet thinking about it now he must have had so much control." #ICYMI @focusedandfilthy.bsky.social#ICYMIs stunning new #AudioPorn!

If models equal LEGO, I'm being called out here....

It's 6 degrees. Of course I'm thinking about ice cream. Strawberry Cheesecake ice cream, to be exact...

It's replies like this that keep me a Kevin Brown Fan.

Cool

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

I'm already 2. 4 would be fun, if I could be benevolent, but 3 feels like the sweet spot.

This is incredibly moving. dansinker.com/posts/2026-0...