That's a wrap folks! We've eaten to the beat and spelled all kinds of words like "Blondie" and "fuck me Clem, just dial it back a wee bit!" with plastic letters, all while sticking between the lines. The parallel lines. ⬛️ tinyurl.com/5yz3tnrw 🟥 tinyurl.com/35nuz7mu 🟩 tinyurl.com/mwhynv9w

Eat to the Beat, Side B. Available now. ⬛️ tinyurl.com/mrrk75pp 🟥 tinyurl.com/nsxfx6j3 🟩 tinyurl.com/3zd383t9

You asked (ages ago) and we answered (eventually!) Merch is now available and right now, yes this very second, it's on sale! (All profits will go toward rebuilding of the city of Tokyo after Corey's last rampage...) www.teepublic.com/user/eight-n...

Listen to your friend. He knows what he's talking about. [Read in a South African accent...]

Welcome to the first ever episode of our new podcast, "Eats and Beats"! where we break down the menu of one of our favourite restaurants every week, giving 10 points for selection, 10 points for quality and 5 points for ambiance! ⬛️ tinyurl.com/kz4jc24x 🟥 tinyurl.com/35bvjhhr 🟩 tinyurl.com/msuzfyfs

Courtesy of our pal and Kofi subscriber Dan Pappathopoulos, here's a fantastic remix of Heart of Glass! youtu.be/kUOJ8IlbdBQ?...

We're wrapping up Parallel Lines today! ⬛️ tinyurl.com/sp6arb8j 🟥 tinyurl.com/2s4y9md4 🟩 tinyurl.com/ak4rzhwc

One Way or Another, we're gonna git ya! We're heading back to New York after a brief excursion to Pasadena last week! We have a new producer, a new bass player, and a new sound overall. ⬛️ tinyurl.com/537uh4j5 🟥 tinyurl.com/ye222yy2 🟩 tinyurl.com/yurzpaxd

1984. Now. ⬛️ tinyurl.com/2tdfsnp6 🟥 tinyurl.com/2w5s27h8 🟩 tinyurl.com/rfb6a2v2

We're already at the half way stage in this season's catalogue? How can that be? "When are you pair of idiots going to do a full catalogue again" we hear you cry? To that we say "fuck off and mind your own business!"

We're venturing to the Bermuda triangle, we're speaking in French, and we're worried about snipers. It's Side A of Plastic Letters. ⬛️ tinyurl.com/3vx7924y 🟥 tinyurl.com/4pkbkvyr 🟩 tinyurl.com/43k4nbm8

Kev and Corey discover their favourite song on the album is the same track, there's no Def Leppard news, which makes Kev very happy, and Corey pontificates on the value of percussive restraint. ⬛️ tinyurl.com/msaj83s9 🟥 tinyurl.com/2mmsuba6 🟩 tinyurl.com/bdhb62hr

Six songs to kick off Side A from Blondie's debut. ⬛️ tinyurl.com/3v67eejh 🟥 tinyurl.com/mt7c9kfj 🟩 tinyurl.com/3j5vb7j5

Are you ready for Blondie? The only way to find out is to turn on, tune in, and call me. ⬛️ tinyurl.com/ycya3bdu 🟥 tinyurl.com/mrzhfk47 🟩 tinyurl.com/3pt25y8d

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Withe Graceland, did Simon accomplish anything creatively or culturally worth his bold contravention of the global attitude toward the South African regime? The only way to find out is to turn on, tune in, and call me Al. ⬛️ tinyurl.com/2rtxbeyh 🟥 tinyurl.com/2efsjeyk 🟩 tinyurl.com/3dvf6drt

We're joined by Crowes superfan and all round wonderful fella Dave Lasseter to pull apart Amorica and Tall and to chat about how good the Crowes were live! ⬛️ tinyurl.com/mm5p7tfv 🟥 tinyurl.com/3zjchmtb 🟩 tinyurl.com/3wxc26z9

Five albums constituting half the Black Crowes studio releases to date. A couple landed in our overall top ten and we're joined as always by our pal Scott Haskin to break everything down from this past season. ⬛️ tinyurl.com/2pcz48b3 🟥 tinyurl.com/yrvr68wa 🟩 tinyurl.com/2vswe9h4

Go listen to this podcast. I'm not gonna tell you why, just trust me. ESPECIALLY go listen to this podcast if you don't know the album "Music from The Elder" by Kiss. Please.

The current all-time UCC top ten currently looks like this!

Well, look at that. We've come (almost) to the end of another season. Today's episode wraps up the fifth album of our adventure with The Black Crowes. ⬛️ tinyurl.com/3p8v9ppt 🟥 tinyurl.com/mr8p7scb 🟩 tinyurl.com/3r58kmb7

Steve is a very generous man. Look at that poor, unfortunate kid. He's clearly just thrilled to be in the presence of a heavy metal legend.

LIfe got away from me yesteday folks and I missed posting out the episode links! Here they are!!! ⬛️ tinyurl.com/yj2f3ree 🟥 tinyurl.com/5fxhdwmw 🟩 tinyurl.com/jjkkd3v3

This week's Kofi episode is brought to you by our pal Josh Caldwell from The Engine Room podcast! We're digging out our amps and turning them up to ten and heading back to the Sunset Strip, kinda. ⬛️ tinyurl.com/y3dyd74j 🟥 tinyurl.com/2t8fz55f 🟩 tinyurl.com/3scb6ez8

We had to put together a Christmas episode for ya! What did you think, we'd forget??? ⬛️ tinyurl.com/y9a8vdt5 🟥 tinyurl.com/mr36sb6d 🟩 tinyurl.com/27nfwu3b

Side A scored really highly, but can Three Snakes and One Charm do enough on Side B to crack the top ten? ⬛️ tinyurl.com/bdey4van 🟥 tinyurl.com/4ucudk83 🟩 tinyurl.com/4uj2s3bz

@fondulaclibrary.bsky.social, tell us what we need to do to help you correct his clear and obvious oversight. We're sure this wasn't malicous and we're here to offer any assistance we can!

Three Snakes and One Charm and One Podcast and Two Hosts and Six Songs. It's all here in this week's episiode of the UCC! ⬛️ tinyurl.com/58vzptnm 🟥 tinyurl.com/463ya5f2 🟩 tinyurl.com/mpd429c7

Today we wrap up the Black Crowes third album, amorica. We had some weird technical issues with getting this one published but it should be OK now!!! ⬛️ shows.acast.com/ucc 🟥 tinyurl.com/5cbja6rr 🟩 tinyurl.com/yeyupvec

Corey's gettin' his purple on folks!

I'm bringing sexy alter boys back! Too soon?

Corey's beloved Roughriders won the Grey Cup (which is Canada's version of the World Series, or the Emmys, or some shit...) so he was in bouyant mood! amorica. Side A. Ready to listen to now! ⬛️ tinyurl.com/h25cxzvf 🟥 tinyurl.com/yt4jjnww 🟩 tinyurl.com/4t6exuv2

Will Corey make Kev listen to St. Anger and will the podcast finally cover Supper's Ready??? The only way to find out is to turn on, tune in, and bury me when I'm gone! ⬛️https://tinyurl.com/ycyr9pjs 🟥https://tinyurl.com/36edebu3 🟩https://tinyurl.com/4rrvtfzb

We're off to Victorian England to talk about one of the top ten biggest-selling prog rock albums of all time. Thanks to our pal @ruddyrutherford.bsky.social for giving this one to us! 🟨https://go.goodpods.com/hfezVm 🟥https://tinyurl.com/4p3wjvr7 🟩https://tinyurl.com/32ab6e8n

Shared by our pal Mark Spang-Hanssen over on our Discord server, this rendition of Brothers in Arms is sublime. The vocal starts off quite subdued but builds to a brilliantly emotional climax. Fantastic stuff! youtu.be/8eCsC8g2cwE

Yeh! Get over to Discord cos Tom's gonna lay some truth on ya!

And just like that, we've covered the Black Crowes most-lauded-by-fans album, The Southern Harmony and Musical Companion! Can it hit the top ten along with its predecessor? 🟨https://tinyurl.com/2kh2mnkt 🟥https://tinyurl.com/mcm5xj5f 🟩https://tinyurl.com/5n6v357c

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears! Go listen to Amelia McLean's phenomenal debut album, Frowned Upon Daughter. The title track is a tour de force and there isn't even an average song on the record! You can thank me later. music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Popular opinion amongst Crowes fans is that this is their finest work. Will it top Shake Your Money Maker for us? The only way to find out is to turn on, tune in, and spill your secrets on me! 🟨https://tinyurl.com/r7hjhxp8 🟥https://tinyurl.com/4tza82sd 🟩https://tinyurl.com/58t5h8r7

Welcome to the OUCHpod!!! Or is the UCC? Well, we have the potential for a new number one album in the overall UCC rankings based on last week's scores. 🟨https://go.goodpods.com/EgSu8Y 🟥https://tinyurl.com/yc2k9uza 🟩https://tinyurl.com/2zd7684b

"Cheat the odds that made you brave to try to gamble at times. Well I feel like dirty laundry sendin' sickness on down the line." Side A of Shake Your Money Maker is up now! 🟨https://go.goodpods.com/ya4tE1 🟥https://tinyurl.com/ke4f9vny 🟩https://tinyurl.com/4n6c9c36

He looks like he's lost a few pustules too!

Oh THAT’S the herp he’s always talking about

Our pal Ruddy may be in the conversation for best postie in Scotland, but he's definitely our favourite photographer!

And then there were four... It's looking decidedly dire over on our head to head contest to decide your favourite album that we've covered so far. Metallica and Huey Lewis fall at the quarter final stage! Voting for the semis opens tomorrow! Join our Discord to participate! discord.gg/mz9ymTwSSE

Kev's back, Corey's front, and we're all set for Season Seven! 🟨https://go.goodpods.com/NVKoWC 🟥https://tinyurl.com/3akrfk9s 🟩https://tinyurl.com/ymdyyamu

Voting is open! Join our Discord to participate! discord.gg/mz9ymTwSSE

We're down to the Round of Sixteen in our Head to Head matchups over on Discord. Come join us and vote! discord.gg/mz9ymTwSSE

Over on our Discord server you can vote for the ultimate album we've covered so far! It's a head to head based on last week's episode and the matchups are starting to get way more difficult to call in the second round stage! Head over to our Discord to join in! discord.gg/mz9ymTwSSE