Even when/if It Happens, there is still all the remaining larvae to contend with

whenever I hear a raccoon outside my window diving in the garbage bin in the middle of the night I’m like yes girl time for Fourthmeal 🤏🤏🤏

USA as World Cup host: Goals In A Hole

I'm too cool for anxiety + depression. I am *agisad*

Gimme

*tap tap*

Gets even better when imagined in David Mitchell's voice

no i do not want to rate your app and if you ask me one more time i’m going to leave a review saying it gave me herpes

Hello, I would like 1 mental health, please

Tiny Cat, who is so full of energy, teach me your ways

Sure would be nice to think of living another 20 years as a goal and not a punishment.

Houston seems like a cool city, shame about the physical sensation of existing in a place God did not intend humans to live

Very Important Project: Making a dirndl for my mom's goose statue.

BREAKING: Mah-Nà Mah-Nà is a Mah-Nà Mah-NO for the Freedom 250 celebration

Mouse frillies

@spacecitywx.bsky.social ?

NEW MCMANSION HELL mcmansionhell.com/post/8178960...

I decided the first draft (on the right) wasn't good enough, and I'm so happy I tried again

I could pull off using "Can't. Mouthful of pudding" as an excuse for basically anything, and a lot of the time it would be honest

Ever see someone sitting in public just bobbing their head to whatever they're listening to? At 52, having lost my Fucks Dispenser, I have become that person. ❤️🎧🎶🕺

Me: I now have everything I need to finish this diorama Also me:

TIL I messed up by planting frogfruit last year. 1) I paid for it, though it grows naturally in the area 2) it chokes out other plants, AND 3) it's very hard to get rid of.

I had forgotten how much I enjoyed small-batch fermentation

I do too, and this was the very next post on my feed 😂

Saw someone call them "Honky Bucket" once and it changed my life

Just spent an absolutely staggering amount of money ordering a wild number of new prints for MMoCA's Art Fair on the Square. So please, please, drop by to my tent (E17 on the 100 block of State Street in Madison) July 11th and 12th and say "hi".

After learning that having real bird feathers (even when found on the ground) is illegal,* I decided the only answer is to make one. I'm not mad at it so far. *According to the Migratory Bird Treaty Act

Opens Bluesky, sees that The Discourse has flared up again like a fungal infection

I will never get over this photo of Oona playing with a ribbon toy

🚀 spaceships 🌡️ dark conspiracies 🎭 brotherhood ❌ no romance 🐛 strange creatures 🤖 futuristic 🪐 other worlds 🐈 a rescue cat 🔖 universal link: mybook.to/schU 💌 itch.io link: rebecca-crunden.itch.io/dust-lightning 📖 goodreads: www.goodreads.com/book/show/56... [ #booksky ]

They always ask me “tell us about a time you were you and how you overcame that”

Trying really hard to finish the current #diorama before starting this one, but I'm eager!

I can't do psychedelics dude sometimes I get freaked out by a font

Houston put "FIFA Fan Fest" and "FIFA Stadium" stickers on the route maps inside tram cars of our woefully small light rail system, does that count?

A special gift for everyone who has had to throw down while eating waffles - the WAFFLE HOUSE logo & font generator is now live!

MALE LONELINESS? NEVER HEARD OF IT. WE GIFT PPE AROUND HERE.

And when the 18-pound cat *steps on* the bladder, that's when things get real

Barnarnars = bananas

Not terribly confident in mirroring this design #polymerclay

The Dark Passenger takes all the fun right out of making [insert art or craft here].

So it's gonna be an "exploding kimchi jar trail across the kitchen" day, is it?

This is a cat check point: relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone

Sponge Painting 1. Delicately dip sponge into paint 2. Punch model repeatedly with sponge until no more paint comes out

I made Ukrainian Borshch Four and a half hours cooking Yum; never again #haiku www.tastinghistory.com/recipes/bors...

Forget sharing the last picture you saved, I want to see the very first picture on your phone. Köln Cathedral, Germany 2011. We tried to move there permanently and 15 years later I'm still gutted that we couldn't.

Here, Motion Has Definitely Ceased (After an awful night of sleep)

I know this is extremely person-dependent, but what was the last book you read that completely sucked you in and wouldn't let you go? (Seeking recommendations!)

Shape is good, paint is next. #miniatures #polymerclay