#miniatures, Houston style After finding this type of wood piece, it was mandatory

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What if What if I didn't confirm my appointment via email, text AND phone and just Showed up at the appointment

Goatse.

Anchors aweigh

I was *100%* sure Ctrl+F "centerpoint" would return something

Oh god this made me laugh so hard. Watch til the end.

The way this year is going, I expect for this dead tree of questionable ownership to take out part of our yard and/or house.

It's screaming to be Rooty Tooty Fresh and Cutie, if only it wasn't the wrong dang restaurant

Confidence level that all this will keep the feral cats from pooping all in this thing: low It smells like a bowl of chili in my yard Shock And Paw

Going full Toddler Grandma today because fuck it

"Yesterday sucked. Today will be better!" Yeah, about that...

He's taking too long to come back, let her take the wheel

"Realllly putting that architecture master's degree to good use," my brain tells me, snidely. Again. This is why I can't have nice things.

I am the GOAT of Ruminating

"You must submit this form... Which was also sent to the IRS" Why the fuck do I have to chase it down, then?

When it comes to sunscreen, I am exactly like guys whining about condoms "I know it's the right thing to do, but I hate the way it feeeels"

Kitchen cabinets, Kitty Cerberus

Finally sat down to knock out the sewing I've been procrastinating for weeks only to shatter the single needle I need for the job so

I don't remember how this got into my watch history, but enjoy youtu.be/m0xeXxdBz6k?...

A tiny but fierce joy I am holding onto with all my might: a bee, in my front yard, at a flower I planted.

Not a great start to the week when you have to take pictures of your cat's butt to text the vet for a severity assessment, but on-brand for the year so far

You better believe this dress is gonna have pockets #sewing #miniatures

Maximizing efficiency through batch-application of fur to clean laundry right out of the dryer

I want to watch the figure skating routines, but I simply CANNOT handle the commentators. Is there a "STFU and let the athletes shine" version available anywhere?

The last saved photo of a celebrity is your therapist I don't think he's taking my distress seriously

Asking my husband to wear this when we go vote

“Is there a technology the left is excited about?” High-speed rail! MRNA vaccines! New cancer treatments! Solar and wind energy collection! Better and longer-range EVs! That wood that's harder than steel! New apples! Fibermaxxing! Buldak Swicy ramen! Muppets! Muppets are too a technology, shut up!

How today started How today's going

@chantalalive.blacksky.app (et al)

Cortado + Klonopin A new Studio 54 themed bistro serving uppers and downers

The fuck is this and how do I send it back to hell

Wholesome wholesome wholesome follow

i don't see why they can't do all the track and field events at both olympics. put a coat on

Hotboxing catnip

I haven't the heart to tell her that heating pad isn't plugged in

More stylish than me

Oops I doomscrolled again

Punxsutawney Kitaen saw her reflection on the Jaguar, which means 6 more weeks of going down the only road we've ever known.

Do not flush tissues down toilets from the 1800s

The thing about this week is, it's been a long year.

1) They had no clue -or- 2) They knew exactly what they were doing

Brought out my 80-year-old Southern Lady voice to mess with a Medicare scammer, but I can never keep them on the phone as long as my husband can (he once made it 20 minutes). I think starting with "that AI sure was nice" was my mistake 😆

Even while knowing 1000% that this will never be looked at in this detail and I should leave it be, I just CAN'T. #minatures

My exhalations while sobbing sounded like Muttley's wheezy laugh and it made me change to laughing while crying. Grief is weird, man

My parents in Ohio got snow in the amount of One Small Dog

Deutsch. Ich liebe dich.

Got this at Joann's final clearance for a tiny price #miniatures