What we deserve to see: Reporter: “On average, how many seconds in a day do you spend NOT crying about your inferiority to Obama?”

So much to appreciate in this one. My favorite is Stephen Miller & his evil reflection 🤣

Congratulations to the thirsty losers Trump & Vance 👏

Spending this beautiful Father's Day at Coors Field. Go #Rockies

This is smart. Democrats' message distilled into a single word: accountability

When the cornered rat is an actively decomposing universally reviled spray-painted buffoon with dementia waddling from one humiliation to another — you see things like this.

#Caturday morning with my girl Josie

I call Elon Musk a Nazi because he's an avowed white supremacist who undermines democracies, incites pogroms, targets minorities, intentionally caused the death of >750,000 people (so far) while laughing about it ("feeding USAID into the wood chipper"), and did a Sieg Heil at Trump's inauguration.

Perhaps… because he’s a blowhard douchebag? Maybe?

Sorry guys just got back from 'enhancing' the reflecting pool what did I miss

Folks, I don’t know who needs to hear this, but… entertainment nowadays, is actually designed to make us forget how fucked up shit really is.

Judge Jeanine is seeking an indictment of the algae.

He has lost the plot but thanks for another clip for ads.

Oh fuck off

Okay, I’m Italian, and I can tell you this: Don’t screw with Italian women. I don’t care who you are; you’re not winning. 🔄 www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...

There is nothing that man will not destroy if given the chance. Anything America reveres that isn't all about Trump, or doesn't have Trump's name on it has to be eliminated.

Now it doesn't matter if USMNT holds on to beat Australia. We have been humiliated by the camera panning to a close-up of raccoon dick collector / young men's sperm count whisperer. Here in Ireland the announcer told the other guy -- "don't say anything." 🤣

Love is...your partner/spouse occasionally hiding boxes of super-sugary cereal where they know you will find them. Brought to you by this morning's discovery of an unopened box of Golden Grahams.

Huge

Can somebody tell CNN and the NYT that Trump is a democrat so they’ll care about what might be the most open act of corruption in presidential history?

When you're the least popular person at a party . . .

Schatz: "If this deal is so good, why can't the public see it? ... there is a reason they are not publishing this deal, and it's because makes plain that this is one of the biggest foreign policy blunders in many generations"

Well-played 🤣

The USMNT players & coaches should be speaking out about this. Appalling & unacceptable.

This is embarrassing for the US & simply disgusting behavior.

He had me at “I know as much as anybody who listens to Fox…” Got it. 🤣

it's not a fee. it's a gratuity.

They made Gatorade casserole, from the Onion post Don’t Make Gatorade Casserole

Gift link ;) www.theverge.com/tech/949259/...

For once, the pathological liar is correct. It’s not $300 million, it’s $300 billion with a B, like dumb.

🏆👇🏼

Trump is the weakest president in American history but he is our enemies’ all-time favorite American stooge.

All true

This new "peace deal" is nothing more than a letter of intent to maintain a cease-fire for 60 days. It ain't worth the digital paper it's written on. And don't worry, Trump will most likely screw it up in the next 72 hours anyway.

They're going to do everything possible to get out of doing this, because they have every intention of making the slush fund happen.

Every conversation I’ve had with my MAGA relatives for the last ten years distilled into three sentences.

A little preview of Independence Day.

Yeah, this is my city.

If that isn’t a perfect metaphor for the Texas GOP I don’t know what is.

It was a cookbook!

It shouldn’t be controversial to say that the creation of a “trillionaire” represents a giant and complete failure of public policy and government.

Things that happen to this DOJ only because all federal court judges now know that Todd Blanche is a degenerate deceitful sack of shit who cannot be trusted as far as you can throw him.

Props to CNN’s chyron writer:

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He’s a lying sack of 💩 He won’t let this war end Get ready for those gas prices to skyrocket

I don’t like to speak ill of degenerate gutter punks like mullin but this is unacceptable

Obama used the situation room to get Bin Laden. Trump used the situation room to discuss how to squash his child raping scandal.

Stay awhile! GITMO Loomer

He's absolutely insane

This sustains me.