Remember how we were told tax breaks for the super wealthy would increase hiring and raise wages?

We all know that brass bands are just a front for violent foreign gangs.

So much winning.

Any day now some R is gonna present a bill in support of reparations for white guys who have ever been dumped.

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Making ChatGPT super expensive might be the only way to ensure that the next generation has any problem solving skills.

Rep. Mike Flood, R-Neb., faced a combative audience at a town hall last night, greeted with boos as he stepped on stage and chants of “vote him out” by the end. Throughout the evening, he endured persistent heckling while responding to questions about demands for the release

Caption this photo. Wrong answers only.

How often are you supposed to vacuum a black lab? Is it hourly?

Hoping it comes with Ikea style assembly instructions.

Please don't let it be because I made God mad! If my Sunday school teacher was right - i'll never hear the end of it.

Hulk Hogan was in the midst of filming a documentary project for Netflix at the time of his death, CNN has learned.

Hulk Hogan died and Trump IS in the Epstien Files. Rednecks had a rough week.

Today’s front page of The National, a Scottish newspaper.

I love their hit song… Take the last crazy train to Clarksville.

Me right after I pick the hill I'm willing to die on: "is this a good hill? This hill is dumb isn't it"

Ozzy's death finally puts an end to rumors of the ultimate concert tour: Black Sabbath and The Monkees.

I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.

So Ghislaine Maxwell is serving 20 years for trafficking girls to nobody?!?!

The urge to buy these and start a gang of my peers. A bunch of old ladies jonesing for a saladbar fight or Coupons and Cutthroats. Those Red Hat ladies need to be taken down a peg.

Everytime she opens her mouth - i feel sorry for the oxygen it wastes.

Blue's Clues Star Steve Burns Launching 'Alive' Podcast for Grown-Ups share.google/Fa9Arvc5aDDy...

me: it’s Friday afternoon and I have many important tasks to complete before the end of the day/week also me:

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“I’m one of the good guys keeping America safe,” I tell myself as I try to kidnap a six-year-old girl from an elementary school.

For a guy who always claims he's a winner - he sure does like losers a lot.

California is #2 in life expectancy. Alabama is #49

Fun fact about Kristi Noem is she’s been barred by tribal governments from setting foot on most tribal land in South Dakota (where she was governor) because she sucks. She’s not even fully assimilated into the society that exists within the borders of the country she longs to expel people from

The collective silence of the former Presidents right now is unnerving.

Fight the Empire.

These women are my inspiration today!

The new Ketamine R Us store opened!

Weather forecaster explains how cuts impact his ability to warn of hurricane dangers accurately.

"hulk smash” — the incredible hulk AND the credible hulk (hulk does indeed smash) hlukl samsh!" — the illegible hulk "no eat me" — the inedible hulk "i am cow rather than green monster" — the instead-a-bull hulk "punny human!" — hulk mad at me for these jokes

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I mean, if you had a serious, important job and you made a mistake like this, you'd probably get fired...

Are we great yet?

Sugar Daddy is mad at baby.