I want to start a consulting firm that solely helps Germans realize phrasing/naming gaffes before they go public with something. What would be a commensurate hourly fee?

Not clicking on this QR code. I’m just gonna assume Edgar is, in fact, a POS.

How could I say no?

Just missing an Aufkleber…

It's Their Time

Schwach. Kein Wort.

There's a non-zero chance Trump thought he was attacking Saddam Hussein

I just know Jeff Landry (a Napoleon complex come to life with a Cajun accent) is foaming at the mouth in anticipation.

The FIFA Peace Prize doesn't mean what it used to

Derzeit haben wir Strom, aber kein Festnetz. 🤷‍♂️

Whoever is setting off fireworks directly behind my office at 9:15 on a Monday morning can just stop.

Make a Bond movie casual. A View to a Nap

Posting on here KEEPS me from snapping. You guys "get" me!

„Our current war crimes are the same as our old war crimes“ is not the winning argument he thinks it is.

Wir wünschen uns: "komische weiße Symbole mit den Kreisen rechts und links" und zum Schutz vor Falschparkern: 🚧🚧🚧 🚧🚧🚧 #Pollerbü #Protektion #FahrradRealität

The BVG is getting festive AF on the buses🎄

Louis Armstrong, unlike Irvin Mayfield, didn't rob his own city to buy a gold-plated trumpet. Mayfield is an unrepentant POS.

Also still in need.... Contribute if you can. Reskeet plzkthx.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

🚨 Department Of Homeland Security sighting🚨 at Camp and Commercial in the CBD. White SUV with its cop lights on #NOLASky

The Vietnamese people have been a part of this city's fabric for DECADES tulanehullabaloo.com/69759/arcade...

#IceAlert 12/7/25 2:40pm 2 ICE agents called out at Juan’s Flying burrito on Magazine situation in progress. If you can, go film.

Attn: @sweetbabette.bsky.social your 1st baseman is being scammed into getting hooked up to a plasma donation machine for mythical health benefits.

Be sure to tell the federales that the safest place to park during the rain in New Orleans is under any overpass.

Eisern Union!

I wrote about Benny's, where Mick Jagger and Bruce Springsteen sat in with some of New Orleans' finest bar bands in the '80s and '90s. A beloved 13th Ward institution, it was derailed by an over-zealous drug raid and ultimately shut down by the City. acloserwalknola.com/places/benny...

You ever think the guy with the Tiny Desk just wants to get back to work?

I don't know where those low life, socially challenged, loser ICE goons come from, but when they get to New Orleans tomorrow, they're going to realize quick that they aren't in Kansas (or wherever) anymore. The Big Easy...not for ICE. La Résistance attend votre arrivée. Que la fête commence!

You've just died. 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.

top notch mascottin'

Seit wann macht die Polizei den Shuttledienst für Nazis? Würde die Polizei die Kongressteilnehmer*innen auch shuttlen, wenn es ein Kongress der Linken wäre? #Gießen #widersetzen Quelle www.hessenschau.de/panorama/afd...

07:15. Bereits Tausende sind in Gießen

The magic of seasoning!

I am for this everywhere every time

Thanks to @rudekaty.bsky.social for the link meltthem-neworleans.com?fbclid=IwdGR...

Full bill here: www.legis.la.gov/legis/ViewDo...

Local news is reporting that the “feds” are saying there are two Mexican cartels operating in the city. If that isn’t a bunch of bullshit. And shame on our local news for reporting that. This city is tiny. Ain’t no fucking way.

As Trump’s Operation “SS” is set to begin in New Orleans, Mayor Elect Moreno releases know your rights, legal assistance guidance for residents www.nola.com/gambit/news/...

I see your Dutch Texas-style pizza and raise you the German Kansas City-style „hot dog pizza with pickles and roasted onions“.

1) Kudos to him for aggravating the fascists. 2) „Buzz“ is such a stereotypical Baltimore nickname which I was afraid was dying out. I have a great uncle Buzz from Dundalk, but haven’t heard anyone under 65 with that nickname in ages.

Confirmed that ICE is not to enter any of our hospitals without a warrant. People should be able to feel safe seeking healthcare. #nolasky #nolatwitter

Gonna wake up tomorrow smelling like the streets of Berlin, thanks to DM. @themerlins.bsky.social is so spoiled.

Das Bild einer Entfremdung: Die Stipendiaten der Deutschlandstiftung Integration verlassen bei der Rede des Bundeskanzlers den Saal. Viele wollen es nicht verstehen oder wahr haben, aber die Äußerungen des Kanzlers haben enorme Kränkungen verursacht.

der sympathiekanzler auf welt tournee

also sharing this, for those of you who probably won't ever come to a meeting or get on a signal or whats app chat for iNOLA or Unión Migrante. this is from UM and details what you should do if/when you see ICE/CBP activity. for now, until a hotline gets set up, send them a DM on FB or IG.

ICE is active in NOLA today—on Canal St and Stumpf Blvd within the last 4 hours, according to the ICE Block app.

⚽️ Up to 10,000 football supporters protesting in Leipzig today, according to local LVZ, which is running a very good live blog with lots of videos & pics ➡️ www.lvz.de/lokales/leip... ⚽️ March led by Union Berlin, followed by Stuttgart, Hertha, Karlsruhe, Jena, Dresden, Lok, Bayern, Aue, HSV &more…