Trump not knowing how poker works checks out, given he managed to bankrupt a casino…

View from my office today is, yikes.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Not what I meant Union…

Gonna need all the action to take place at the other goal please. #eisern

„Merry Moon Landing. Shitters on fire“

Also my arteries after about a few months into living in New Orleans…

Had to go all the way to Stralsund to get Heimweh for the Mid-Atlantic US…

Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.

They’re gonna give him the newly created OPEC peace prize, aren’t they?

This is a war crime. www.nola.com/news/busines...

It’s all been downhill since we had to „Ask Jeeves“

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

Holy shit we might have a cure for sickle cell anemia

It’s a draw between Sweet Caroline and Seven Nation Army for me. But either song as the version drunk white people sing at sporting events.

An overconfident Team USA getting embarrassed by a much smaller country in front of a global audience is their last and most beautiful tribute to the American military yet

Das Kyffhäuser-Denkmal steht für die AfD für die deutsche Nation, die mindestens seit Kaiser Barbarossas Zeiten vermeintlich unverändert existiere. Warum das Unsinn ist und was wir dem entgegensetzen sollten.

Someone got butthurt by the SNL spoof huh?

Where have we seen this before?

My brother, we had to explain a 1/3 pound burger was bigger than a quarter pound burger and still failed

One of those clips where you really have to watch the whole thing, because reading the most egregious quote in the rant doesn’t fully capture how 1) racist, and 2) cognitively impaired the president is.

They blew up an elementary school Tom www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

Still the best named Späti I’ve found

What if we all actually died in 2004 and are just living in purgatory?

Cozying up to a bowl of Kreplach gumbo to celebrate.

You‘re trapped in the last TV show you watched, where are you?

Berlin area folks: I am in need of a job. My German is not fluent and I don’t really have credentials other than a university degree. I can start immediately. Please let me know if you hear of anything. Thanks.

No matter where you are, they’re using the same playbook

Trump/Hegseth operational security: at Joe’s Stone Crab, a restaurant a 2-minute walk from the White House, someone was having a conversation about the attacks on Iran that were going to start in 6 hours. Loud enough for the founder of @TMZ.com to recount it in real time with his podcast cohost.

Mann, ich habe den Winter und die Grippesaison nur knapp überlebt. Können wir noch ein bisschen warten?

Can’t wait🙄

Post old memes to confuse young people

Show me your Uber driver.

At Siberia, a live music venue in New Orleans.

This is what they took from you

Opens app

It’s literally spelled out in the municipal code for what constitutes violations and who is responsible for enforcement.

Bill Belichick unfortunately.

i forget who made it but it cracks me up lol

I know people are going wild about the supposed swing in Louisiana House District 60. But it’s apples and oranges. The last time there was a contested election for that seat was in 2015. The result:

#RexComus goes Olympics

Got fist-bumped on the S-Bahn for being a „stolzer Ossi“ wearing my Union Berlin hat. The world is healing…

Scenes from the Alten Försterei tonight.

Forza St. Pauli

When saying "I'd like a French 75" gets *wildly* misinterpreted.

I know they’re just bots, but I’m willing to crowdsource my next response to Cassidy pandering for votes. I’m leaning towards „fuck off you spineless facist“ but am willing to wait for a more eloquent takedown.

Da hörst Du aber nix von Empörung bei unseren "Meinungsfreiheits"-Helden. Im Gegenteil. Sie preisen das Trump-Regime. Das ganze Freiheitsgerede der Rechten ist Heuchelei. Es geht bloß um ihre Macht. Sobald sie sie haben, agieren sie autoritär.