calling this shit out as volkish needs to happen a lot more IMO

Everyone who works for the NYT — including my many friends — should be incredibly embarrassed by this statement. The depths to which the NYT will go to back its agenda of challenging trans people's right to exist is horrifying, ongoing, and has caused very real and specific harms to trans people.

I always smile when I remember this 900 year old Sam & Max fanart, carved into some old twelfth century church in england

hillary can still win if we summon the nuckelavee and trap its dick in a doorframe. i haven't worked out the chain of causality, but that's definitely step 1.

descending the staircase to my apartment's garage, i was blocked by the wreck of an old sunken ship which hosted aquatic lifeforms of all kinds. before i could ask, the captain's ghost said we don't get a rent discount just because of the obstruction. it's crazy how this is legal.

i hate how everyone is pretending we need to treat horses like a serious animal when their main ability is pooping at random places. it's not fair. i could do that too if i wanted.

please do this if you are cis and/or have money

"everytime i swing i get a strike so let's stop swinging and hope for balls"

they're called ailiens because they're always sick. it's not funny.

additionally, the logical skills they use for programming are used within highly controlled environments... and yet they obviously make mistakes that need fixing! sometimes very frequently in an iterative process! they only consider their solutions, but not their incorrect attempts along the way.

peer pressuring a vampire into vaping holy water

white hat sources tell me the FBI has finally located, captured, and killed madeleine mccann

pickup truck are now estimated to contain an average of 1.5 roadkilled gnome skeletons in the flatbed. maybe children, but i think it's mostly gnomes.

I have to say, I do not love this new trend of large liberal accounts with millions of followers identifying Jews.

only just noticed that my girlfriend has my favorite dog and bunny

Enough is enough Impeach Jeffrey Epstein!

i probably didn't smell as good as this pig when i was born, but at least i aged better

in the final days of january, my pussy has rapidly gotten stronger and more resilient. if this trend continues in the coming months, i should be able to transport the demon core without using my hands.

many movies ask what if a human was part robot or part animal... but what if a human was part skeleton?

i need to see it again. it's like watching freddy got fingered, megalopolis, and one battle after another all at the same time.

this happened to me about 7 hours ago and i'm so fucking happy!

what if we made it so they could only terrorize cities within 100 miles of the us border? then they would surely have to leave minneapolis. and also what if we made it illegal to murder people? then they might think twice.

without more ice funding how can they be trained to understand people don't like getting shot to death for no reason? :'(

Why aren't we working on this?

I just don’t believe that the FIFA Peace Prize winner could do such a thing

In this in-depth interview Billie Jean Sweeney — a former editor at The New York Times — details how the paper shifted towards openly promoting anti-trans hatred, why this was directed from the very top, how some staff pushed back and the immense damage done by the NYT legitimizing bigotry.

Today is the 364th-to-last day that you can repost this image

long wondered how to even consider who my favorite artist is, but then this question occurred to me: who am i confident can do whatever they want without disappointing me? and i'm not sure if anyone but neil breen meets that criteria.

this is true in many areas of science related to physical and mental health, and worsened by how much doctors hate needing to read anything more than summaries which are usually out of date. it makes it easy for grifters to get one or two easy things right, then throw in a lot of other bullshit.

starting today, we are going to put the christ back in live christmas.

look at how little effort it takes for someone on the conservative grievance circuit to destroy a life millions of college kids have half assed an assignment at the last minute, you eat the F and move on but the effort to push trans people out of public life will use whatever it can get

say what you will about her, but i'm glad she's not being punished for celebrating his death

the lion in winter (1968): mom i hate you and i will destroy you, but first let's make a deal 😈 10/10 -- the lion in winter (2003): mom i hate you and i will destroy you, but first let's make a deal 😢 4/10

a sequel: cis people on the skyline are genuinely more distressed by the trump-kennedy center than the fact that congress said a second time in 2 days, “no, really this kind of child’s healthcare should be banned & criminalized” & 46/47 non-GOP senators won’t commit to “i will oppose this.”

finished the chair company and it mostly made me want to watch paul t. goldman for the fifth time

i wish fruits, vegetables, and bread i forget about for months were as good as the candy hearts i got for valentine's day in 2024.

nobody has yet been able to identify the name of this man

It's time to face that books simply aren't a good medium for storytelling. Such a dry and linear medium has no way to convey systems or relationships outside of tiny snapshots to the player, or so-called "reader." This will be true until they innovate by adding LED screens and buttons to the books.

this is the "superfood" of beverages 👇👇👇

This is what it looks like when people actually give a damn. It is absolutely possible to say no to the Potter Money, and judging all those audiobook and TV celebrities who don't is extremely justified.

nobody has studied whether mermaids would have baleen and highly extendable jaws instead of teeth, but i think we need to consider the possibility.

i saw a wonderous creature today, with the head of a deer, the body of a deer, the legs of a deer, and the soul of a human. i ran it down because it made a furtive movement and i feared for my life.

wretched beast. harbinger of woe

the exception is if she's constantly giving everyone the benefit of a doubt, keeps the scope of people she's meaningfully upset about narrow, and sometimes feels she deserved the horrific things done to her. then, you'll come to realize you've met one of the most wonderful people you'll ever meet.

Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon

happy jfk death day to all who celebrate or mourn

Jeb Bush sucks shit but I will be forever grateful to him for 'please clap'

taking a couple weeks to be nice to the grinch so his heart gets nice and plump for thanksgiving 😋

crusader tattoo guys vs nordic pagan beardos is a type of right wing internecine conflict I hadn't expected, but which seems so obvious in retrospect