When you have the chance, please take the time to watch Harrison Ford's remarkable, beautiful Life Achievement Award acceptance speech. #ActorAwards www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV_2...

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"WE HAVE FRIENDS EVERYWHERE" ✨ Minnesota United supporters unveiled an "Andor"-themed tifo ahead of a 1-0 win over FC Cincinnati in the Twin Cities club's home opener. Rebellions are built on hope 🩵 📷: Reddit/u/Legitimate_Treat9249

watched the james gunn superman the other day. he gets that character was never intended as a power fantasy. there are tons of overpowered superheroes out there. the fantasy superman stories offer is "what if there were a man who had the power of a god and chose to be a moral person every time."

Do we have a Constitution anymore, or is it just optional? Because if it’s the second thing it opens up a lot of options about what to do with these guys

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

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Just watch how quickly the "there are no rules, just power" team changes to rah-rahing the rules when they're out of power.

"Mr. President, Sir, I beg you. Please let me share responsibility for this impending catastrophe."

I think the really crazy thing is we fucking did this for 4 years and American media collectively made up an entirely fictional version of trump to elect again

It’s crazy that it’s basically just a combination of the single worst most disastrous parts of every administration in history

The Iranian regime is awful and I hope it collapses, but the armed forces of the United States aren't the president's plaything. Just another example of how we don't really have a constitution anymore, since nobody with any power is following it.

Got in a Kathryn Newton mood.

I'm begging my fellow politicians, Illinoisans, and Americans to realize that right now, we aren't fighting over policy or political party. We're fighting over whether we're going to be a country rooted in empathy and kindness — or one rooted in cruelty and rage.

This is how screwed up everything is. The DOD shot down a CBP drone which cause the FAA to shut down the airspace around El Paso. We have stupid idiots in all levels of all agencies thanks to this Regime. If we go to war, GOD help us. abcnews.com/US/dept-defe...

St. Paul Chad vs. Minneapolis virgin

Peter Lorre is unique. Don't believe me? Name another actor since that operated in his zone of shady, off-putting, mostly harmless, and yet somehow in the center of things. Okay, Steve Buscemi in Fargo, I'll give you that.

My weekend's already cursed. Broke at least one toe. (I have messed-up toes from years of judo in my youth. They break easiy because they got broke so much and healed weird)

Speaking of the Uberman sketch, I wonder if Palin spent a couple hours in the SNL writer's room for his because Python always had a pretty good beam on the Nazis.

Can't wait to see the exciting new direction some choice Warner Bros properties will be taking.

Fuck. You're kidding, right? I was born in Wisconsin. This is just Saturday with half decent weather.

I've seen as many as three Brown lines show up before a Green line so why not.

No but this is entirely correct

One of the few positives this year is that I think the Trump admin is getting on the ugly side of a Lanchester's Law with Justice Dept lawyers and approaching a collapse.

Let me re-introduce myself. And why our campaign is doing things differently.

Hey Bridgerton writers, can we get Portia laid this season? Throw us old dudes a bone, for God's sake!

This stunt where ICE releases people far from home with no proper clothing and no way home should be treated as attempted homicide. In this case, actual homicide. These cases are not accidental or based on misunderstandings. They are deliberate attempts to inflict bodily harm.

Another birthday present for me: TESTAMENT OF ANN LEE will be available for streaming March 10

I won't live to see it, but Andor will eventually be recognized as the most "art meets the moment" piece of cinema since Casablanca.

I said this a lot last year, before ice surges, concentration camps and before our government began dismantling protections for the air we must breathe, the soil we must toil, the water we must drink. #WatchAndor Both seasons. We no longer have the choices most folks think. We need everyone now. 🎁

Last night at a NIN show Trent Reznor urged the old motherfuckers (like himself) to keep the candle burning for David Bowie and David Lynch and to encourage younger generations when they fall in love with the art of older artists. It was lovely. The old weirdos must support the young weirdos

If another country suspects that Americans have drugs on their boat are they allowed to blow it up and kill everyone too, or are only we allowed to do that?

Man, if I had to pick a favorite BP role, that's a tough one. Great in everything, big or small. I think I have to go with Simple Plan but True Lies and Near Dark are such strong contenders.

I just donated. What is happening to trans people in Kansas is a horrifying, dehumanizing breach of their human rights. Absolutely disgusting. Shame on Kansas.

why are they saying "unlock" like it's an icon on trump's skill tree and not something completely made up

There's our big dying prune. There he is. Hair looking shittier than ever somehow, walking all decrepit, looking like a big old human shit. There he is kissing his mutants. Okay let's hear what new slurs he's come up with.

democrats should internalize that this is what their colleagues think of them and act accordingly

Rep. Al Green was holding a sign that reads "Black People Aren't Apes" at the #SOTU:

I keep waiting for a Voice of Saruman moment when one chunk of MAGA sees Trump's shopworn con for what it is and becomes contemptuous of those still under his spell. Hoping it happens tonight as congressional Republicans bark and clap like seals with a mackerel dangled over their nose.

Post old memes to confuse young people

On this day in 1954, Creature From the Black Lagoon went into limited release in theaters. Wide release was March 5, 1954. #50shorror #horrorfamily #horrorcommunity #UniversalMonsters #UniversalInternationalPictures

Reminds me of my favorite Minneapolis fun fact.

I wish the New York Times hated rich pedophiles as much as they hate trans kids.

Well put. Hear hear. *waves handkerchief or whatever's the appropriate gesture*

No cheating, your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist. Me: "Hey, I've a 4pm with Lisa. I forgot what she said last week, is today skiiing or shooting?" Front Desk: "Just a moment. Eric, right? Yes, here it is. It's both." Me: "Yipeee!" She'd totally fix me.

Minnesota Proud 😎

The Ford Pinto had a death rate of 85 people for 10 million cars sold. The Cybertruck hasn't sold 10 million, but the fatality rate so far maths out to 1,452 people killed per 10 million sold. The Cybertruck may be the deadliest road car, for the occupants, ever sold. fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...