CROM, WHO BREATHES STRENGTH INTO MEN THAT THEY MAY POST AND SLAY

CROM I AM NOT A PRAYING MAN

I'm not even on the same page, I'm constantly trying to find the edh equivalent of 12-pool Zerg rush.

Meanwhile bike fuel prices have not changed at Costco.

I don't fear the man who knows a million techniques, I fear the one who has practiced the same technique a million times.

If you have any love for the Party Parrot emoji, know that originated from a video of a Kākāpō. So let's collectively send party parrot vibes to New Zealand in hope that this batch of chicks helps the species.

Michelangelo: "Yo, dudette. I never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf." High Perfect Morcant: "I loathe you." Mikey: "Cowabunga."

I know the reference, but I'm going with Secret Technique: Unwrap the Babybel.

Brb, getting Dollar Store Human Instrumentality from DoE lab with a gold painted "S.E.E.L.E." plaque slapped on the door.

This is why we do it. You can win your game even if you're eliminated.

*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*

MOMIR IS BACK ON ARENA THIS WEEK FREAK IS IN HIS LAB, ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD

Corey Booker announcing his legislation to make ICE wear body cameras a week after the entire Republican Party excused an ICE officer murdering somebody by showing the video the officer took with his own cell phone of him murdering them is a testament to how stupid Democrats think all of us are.

Brewing the tea and polishing the brass knuckles as I get ready to swing with Mr. Orfeo for a good cause. Hope to see you there!

Referring to Heated Rivalry as a Yuri on Ice adaptation just to see if I can forge a new type of guy

"And what do you think I made of her feet? The most perfect pickles that you ever did eat!"

world's a fuck, share an island

‘You Who Wronged’ by Czesław Milosz. For some reason or other this poem came to mind this morning. Written in a time of tyrants: #Poetry

2026 amiright folks

Big the Cat sketch if this flops I'm never ever posting here again in my life #art

Hi, my friend, comedian and creator of this meme passed away. To honor her memory, if you ever share this goofy ass meme, please credit Tiana Miller, most people never did. Pour one out for a legendary shitposter, people 🌈

When you want to gain life on your opponent's turns, accept no substitute.

All true buckaroos know this way.

It’s out!!! Go listen! Request it for FREE at libraries! Get it from Libro FM (and support a local bookstore) or use your Audible credits! Or just pretend you did all that and tell me I’m pretty

I dunno, I guess maybe if WotC continued to push out higher and higher powered cards tailored to the format, and that trying to rein them in caused the dissolution of the ruling committee leading to total capture of the fan format by the revenue driven corporate interest. . . . . . Oh, bother.

Editorial cartoon: Don't bread on me. Enjoy :)

As a designer, I care a lot about the Commander off color hybrid identity issue. In fact I found a resolution! For each out of identity symbol on a hybrid card, you donate $25 to planned parenthood and ignore that rule for a year for that card in that deck. www.plannedparenthood.org/planned-pare...

the idea of antifa paying protesters is so funny. if i wanted to get paid to destroy the government i’d run for congress

Full speed ahead to their McCarthy Moment, eh?

The revolution won’t be televised but the treason sure is

I misread 'court-politics' and immediately jumped to 'Urbanmech, Attorney at Law!'

Technologically advance a band: Toad the Wet Transistor

Rp if you love Fleem

That's a load-bearing window, Sir. On Red Faction Guerrilla, which had an incredible destruction engine, there was an update to an ubiquitous mining shack, that would cause it to shake itself to pieces if you shot out a window.

A friend took this at a rally today and I barked laughing.

True testimony!!

IT'S FAST BUDDY FRIDAY! who's you're favorite hasty tasty dude who hits the ground looking for violence? Before there was a keyword for Dash, this slicey lad was putting in hard work alongside Jackal Pup and Cursed Scroll.

Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato

Wreck League™️ is an upcoming competitive mech brawling card game designed and published by me (foolishly) and inspired by Lancer, Netrunner, EDH and having a good fuckin time

When I was a QA tester, the game studio rented out a local art theater for a Wednesday before release showing of X-Men. In the scene where Logan wrecks a car and gets catapulted through the windshield before sliding to a stop 30 yards away. One best of silence, then all of us laugh and whoop.

OPEN COMMISSIONS This is sort of embarrassing to do on a network where I have one hundred followers, but I've gotten some questions about it over here. Re—uh—skeets?? appreciated...

Sinners got me back on bluegrass, so I'm gonna roll with this. youtu.be/ezRhtnWWUUc?...

LIFEGAIN WINCON

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars," "Star Trek," "Dr.Who," or "Transformers."

*booming announcer voice* Jordan Shively, come on down! You're the next contestant on THE VIBES ARE RANCID!!!

One game you've worked on - no words, just trailers. youtu.be/3rTllSY_AEI?...

Secret Lair issues seem to be as common as ever. Reminder that you don’t need any specific kind of artificially scarce card. Are they cool? Sure, but don’t let this aggressive form of materialism ruin your day/week/month/year/life. The cards you have don’t impact your value as a human. #mtg