I’m the slightest bit sad I wasn’t around for this day on Twitter but nowhere near enough to make me go back

So I just looked up who audits Nvidia because if it was Accenture (the Enron rebrand) it would be hilarious, it wasn’t Accenture but apparently if you type “who au” into DuckDuckGo the first suggestion is “Who audits Nvidia?” this is cartoonishly ominous

BARF

Mastercard is bleeding, get in there. Make some calls. Get some cool family members in on it over thanksgiving

Some foliage in Forest Hills, Queens today

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BF asked me what time the Ramen place closes and I was like “dude we live in Queens, you’re going to have to be more specific”

Girl cancel the gas pipeline and stop caring that your husband is in the casino business I want to like you shit

Annual serotonin hit at the bougie UES chocolate spot my aunt took me to as a child, 30 years later still hits like drugs (La Maison du Chocolat on Madison)

I’ll say it a thousand times, this is the only comedian that should be allowed in politics

Re: criticism of Zohran meeting w Trump, keeping Jessica Tisch is wayyyy more annoying. He was going to have to meet the sitting president eventually, he called him a fascist to his face and the president is sundowning HARD rn.

📱 Using your #RightToRecord! In the U.S.– no matter what your immigration status is– you have the right to record immigration enforcement agents. This is a powerful tool for exposing their tactics, combatting abuse, and fighting detention.

Bluesky has finally, quietly posted a position for a one-year remote contract Policy Lead, Trust & Safety position. Trans people who qualify, apply here: jobs.gem.com/bluesky/am9i... We need someone competent in this role if this place is going to survive.

Everyone loves confiding in me for office drama because I never repeat anything, but they also don’t know I am not listening because it’s boring and forgot what I did hear because it’s boring

This period of history is essentially Downfall directed by Mel Brooks

With ICE and border patrol goons spreading out across the country, I put together a resource guide for buying, printing, and distributing whistles, based on my own experience. Now is the time to whistle up, hope this helps. dansinker.com/posts/202…

pov you are zohran mamdani

Big fuck you to whatever is causing a shitload of helicopters hovering over Astoria, I gotta work tomorrow

It would appear she has ignored the tent and left the circus

Today will be a masterclass in YouTube thumbnails

Cuomo in West Chester screaming crying throwing up

Out hiking all day then I pull up my feed to see Zohran being a confusing bitch or perhaps the aftermath of Trump visited by Christmas ghosts

I have a strange tradition of hiking Pelham Bay Park / Orchard Beach (Bronx) in late November when it’s completely deserted, the scene today:

15 years after Satoshi Kon's death: Long interviews with Masao Maruyama & Toshiyuki Inoue (Vector Magazine, Japan). Watch >> www.youtube.com/playlist?lis... Read >> vector-mag.com/feature/f-an...

CLAIMED! By a nurse from Delco, as God intended

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door. This is who it was:

Bojack Horseman ass

allegiance always to the pornographers and the freaks. consider making a call to mastercard, visa etc in the run-up to big spending season, more info about how to do this at the link

These guys taking all the trafficking money, meanwhile payment processors are refusing to process small transactions for spicy video games and furry fan art…

Parm has been in the entertainment business since 1928, this is way overdue. Congrats Parm (we go back)!

I honestly am impressed the Epstein files weren’t already leaked by now given that our country’s cybersecurity is Swiss cheese right now

“Oh yeah PS go fuck yourself” 🎷 🎶

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So if he has a politician on as a guest they can’t discuss the entire episode amazing

Just walked around the office showing this to the 3 people that understand this joke

Cardcaptor Sakura the Movie

Reborn as a vending machine and now I must wander the dungeon

Bro MTG doesn’t care if she’s in the tent being in the tent won’t change her course of action just let her run around outside the tent screaming at Trump like a racist outdoor cat

Attention Adventure Time fans and art appreciators: A fb page called Billy Adventures has racked up 65K followers using fan art but refuses to credit artists. I've been calling them out in their comments and linking artists' socials. Posting in case anyone would like to join me in pestering them.

NONONONONO wtf?!?

Sometimes I wish real life was more like pro wrestling because this would be an incredible storyline if she turned face in the middle of the UN Promo

I don’t understand why she doesn’t understand how big a threat this is to her re-election

new friendship

I just heard my first “hey, just be grateful you have a job!” in the wild, welcome back 2008

Sorry “we’re not making this up” is objectively hilarious

I am permanently brain damaged by early Newgrounds dot com

#savespeech #DONTFUCKWITHUS #stoppayprocensorship This is their end game, between game deplatforming, paypro restrictions/censorship, age verification, and digital ID: blacklist and debank the dissenter. We must not yield. We must grow louder. We must push EVERYONE to fight. Every person.

its called scrolling

Oh man Hakeem is toast, if you guys don’t follow his social you better start now