Serious Question. How much of a bribe will I have to give Trump for a preemptive pardon for tax evation for not paying any taxes on my $1.7B Powerball winnings? Asking for a friend

‘How the South Won the Civil War’ 💯🎯 @hcrichardson.bsky.social

That's hot "Do you have any weapons on you, ma'am?" "Just this bomb pussy"

Freudian Slip of the Week

I don't want DMs and apparently, because of state laws where I live, I must confirm my age by providing personal information before I can view DMs. Let's just say, I'm remaining ageless.

A photo of the Kennedy Center if it appeared in the Epstein Files.

BREAKING: Pantone updates its Color of the Year

The photos from the Trump-Epstein Files look like an album cover for Ian Dury and his band.

I am dealing with a privileged-class problem (American version) -- with a deep-freeze cold front coming through, do I need to drip the bidet?

So I just had a bunch if new folks follow (hello!), and I believe it is mostly due to Phoenix @fivetimessix.bsky.social somehow, so thank you.

Please, come get this N word (which tRump is!) 🙏🏾💙🤭

Remember, if feeling down about your job, appreciate that you aren't on public peepee patrol.

Release the Epstein files!!

People were fired for saying far, far less about the death of white supremacist Charlie Kirk.

#GVerse Once you see how fast food is made, you may change your mind about eating it: 😱🤣 Sorry Not Sorry! 😅

Make Congress take action and unmask ICE!

Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.

I swear, this week had 3 Mondays.

Seriously, will the Jan. 6 pipe bomber automatically be pardoned?

Visions of me trying to teach Dot and Deegan to use the doggy door later this week 😂: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/Contagious...

Mike Johnson and Trump are holding a Tele-rally for Van Epps. They are doing everything that they can so that Aftyn Behn loses her run for Congress! THEY'RE SCARED My post alone isn't going to do anything, but you sharing this post, or creating your own — WILL! LET'S DO IT @aftynbehn.bsky.social

A U.S. soldier was executed on the streets of the U.S. capital, yet the flags remain at full-staff. But when a hate-peddling podcaster was killed, the flags were lowered to half-staff within hours—and stayed that way for days. WTH? Tonight...

Checkmate 😏

Good

Home Depot wanted holiday cheer, got a whole-ass choir calling out their partnership with ICE instead…

Wake up PIGGY!

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times. Santana Elton John The Meat Puppets Laurie Anderson St. Vincent

Interestingly sad read. Imagine having your entire life defined by your racism. Fuzzy Zoeller, two-time major champion haunted by racist joke about Tiger Woods, dies at 74 flip.it/DPqsNx

"You'll be visited by three spirits"

Trump is incredibly corrupt.

MTG has resigned! Stopped drinking the kool-aid, apparently. Will she now tell us who planted the pipe bombs on Jan.6?

I am up to 143 followers now, so, as an influencer, can I just say that re-elected Trump was a real bad idea. Spread the word.

I wonder if America will ever have our Bangladesh moment. Ousted Bangladesh PM Sheikh Hasina sentenced to death for crimes against humanity | Sheikh Hasina | The Guardian share.google/qLPJYQvYfYGq...

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

Acton: I’m running against a guy, Vivek Ramaswamy, who has said that people are struggling in Ohio because they’re lazy, they’re mediocre, they’re not working hard enough. And I can absolutely tell you that is not the Ohioans I know or see. I think he’s completely out of touch.

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We are headed toward martial law and the end of our democracy and I will never forgive the people in power who every step of the way told us it was all just fine and everything would work out swell as long as we kept pretending that nothing we have actually seen with our own two eyes was happening