Alli Roberts
@allitude.bsky.social
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(your Canadian girlfriend on Twitter ha)
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my DMs have reached the threshold where i just have to ignore them all because i’m overwhelmed. no hard feelings 😬
about 1 year ago
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Java Joe 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇵🇸🏴🏳️🌈
about 17 hours ago
The sunk cost fallacy has been my favorite fallacy for as long as I can remember. At this point it is probably too late to pick another one
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New Girl: Walk With Dignity, You Giant Toddler
Alt: Oh my GOD. Did you just— did you just quote my fallacy? The sunk cost fallacy is my FAVORITE fallacy, for as long as I can remember— and it's probably too late to change now, SO. You're welcome.
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how did i go from understanding enough Portuguese to follow full conversations to barely catching a single word in each sentence? 🥴
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i’m bringing back the
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sampled TJ’s lemon cake topped with their freeze dried raspberries (crushed) and it was yummy enough to replicate at home. AND you only need a little 2x1” slice to feel totally satisfied. alli likey 😋
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Ken Jennings
2 days ago
I guess Bluesky is the non-evil Twitter but what is the non-evil Facebook. I just want to see my friends posting one-panel newspaper cartoons and then reply “oh my goodness!”
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nickforbrains 🏳️🌈
2 days ago
If you have someone in your life who never ever admits fault or apologizes… just please consider that’s not great
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liiiiiiies, Spotify
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Spotify – Web Player
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1CKYffyw9hm5u5?si=fjMKLy5uT-iHo7yFKpobYw&pi=K4BYy7RNSA2g0
2 days ago
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you’ll never guess why Dave Chappelle wears that flight suit :)
2 days ago
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catching up on all the recent album releases i’ve missed. up next: my girl, Kacey 🥰
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Middle of Nowhere
https://open.spotify.com/album/1quFS6EneVBW7PTbipPlNg?si=CU4kfNWmToeYBJ3RD2kPoA
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
3 days ago
When we took office, NYC had a $12B deficit. Today it’s zero. And we didn’t close that gap on the backs of working people. We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets, & public housing. Call it Pothole Politics or Democratic Socialism: We are government that delivers for the people.
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Capricorn Iscariot
5 days ago
I think any municipality with a housing shortage should impose a 100% supplemental property tax on any residence that has been vacant for more than 182 days a year.
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the only people i see crying about the pied-à-terre tax have never lived in New York and have never had a pied-à-terre lol
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Harry listening party 🤩
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Kiss All The Time. Disco, Occasionally.
https://open.spotify.com/album/69BqE1V8Bzb9GCyeP1fFeR?si=qpJRYekjR0mVuhJfnXtU9w
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Capricorn Iscariot
2 days ago
I can assure you that in every circle I move in, personally and professionally, the church’s reputation is abysmal. I gain nothing in that sense by claiming my identity.
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🐝🐍The Grand Scoobah🔮🧙♀️
3 days ago
I am sick and tired of the very same Latter-day Saints who reject the label "Mormon" for themselves trying to gatekeep who else can or cannot identify as culturally Mormon. And when I'm angry, I write.
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“No True Mormon”: Gatekeeping Identity in the Media Spotlight | Tokens and Signs
Mormons have gotten a lot of attention in the media lately and that has made some of them very uncomfortable. To manage their insecurities, some have turned to trying to gatekeep who gets to identify ...
https://tokensandsigns.org/no-true-mormon/
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Marilyn Munster
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maybe…maybe not
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no one told me about all the precautions caregivers need to take in regards to secondhand chemo exposure. OCD spiral incoming…
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The Onion
about 1 month ago
Attempt To Recreate Incredible Night Out From Youth Works Perfectly
https://theonion.com/attempt-to-recreate-incredible-night-out-from-youth-wor-1819572637/
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despite the pose and it being almost too overtly on theme and campy, i still loved this look
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4 days ago
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going through my bookmarks. these Chanel looks were so damn good 😩
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little lamb
4 days ago
The true mint head realizes that a cool mouth is the only thing standing between them and the stinking hell of warm wet meat
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Happy Mother’s Day 🫶
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adamwhereartthou
5 days ago
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Jimmy Eat World | Phoenix Sessions: Clarity (Live)
YouTube video by Jimmy Eat World
https://youtu.be/eJ96wkcGOpo?t=2802&si=oDhI08PCrrwSPFGY
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I AM DAD
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hello sky harbor
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Lupita Nihongo
6 days ago
I have said often that white people wield the benefit of the doubt like a bludgeon. It is one of their most potent, tempting and common weapons. It extends outsized reach to bad actors, gives them leverage & is simple & effective. It has killed us many times over. So I no longer extend it.
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MerryGhouled
7 days ago
Same governor asking his state residents to pray for rain is pushing approval for a massive data center.
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Mister&Sissy ✊
7 days ago
Pat Bagley
@bagleycartoons.bsky.social
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i will be content if i never go on another cruise in my life
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7 days ago
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Gen Z content creators are trying to rewrite history and they’re calling the fashion of the 90s “90s butter mom aesthetic”—a phrase that is only believable to a person that did not live through the 90s and wasn’t raised by a mother immersed in diet culture (which was 99.99% of them)
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Quince wants me to shop with them sooooo bad. i’ll consider it when they start selling petite sizing
7 days ago
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maybe your company-wide DEI training shouldn’t involve asking employees to admit to past wrongdoing and discrimination
8 days ago
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watching my nieces and nephews experience young Mormon canon events is really something
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Average Dad 🌻 Beer League Hockeyist
9 days ago
This is not surprising. Virtually every study of immigration surges suggest that they lead to overall increases in employment and wages. (Gift link)
wapo.st/4wcG6oP
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ICE raids reduce jobs for both U.S.-born and undocumented workers, study finds
Increased ICE raids and checkpoints have lowered employment for undocumented immigrants by 4 to 5 percent. Employment for U.S.-born workers with a high school degree or less also took a hit.
https://wapo.st/4wcG6oP
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what’s on your lockdown bucket list this time around?
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9 days ago
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i want to make Philly Crossing Guard my new best friend
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9 days ago
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i hope everyone ate a taco today. it’s your civic duty
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Tim Onion
9 days ago
Coolest guy in the world.
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obligatory Goodbye Sky Harbor
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Goodbye Sky Harbor
YouTube video by Jimmy Eat World - Topic
https://youtu.be/cr2gGvIOo7o?si=Df-gqTajMVcr82UM
10 days ago
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The Onion
10 days ago
Best Friends Each Secretly Think Of The Other As Sidekick
https://theonion.com/best-friends-each-secretly-think-of-the-other-as-sideki-1819566048/
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Krisi 🏳️⚧️
10 days ago
Ouch. Lauren Sánchez Bezos getting dragged, I don't feel bad. Via Matt Bernstein
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she was going to technically be on theme regardless because almost everything Beyoncé wears is a work of art, but she prob would’ve worn this no matter the theme
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10 days ago
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maybe your impulse to criticize people for being interested in fashion is rooted in misogyny 🤔
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julia
11 days ago
the details on Emma’s look.. wow
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Racheline Maltese
11 days ago
Okay folks, because this happens every year: 1. The Met Gala funds the Costume Institute which does not receive any of the money the Met Museum gets from tickets or money from the general donation pool to the Met.
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Racheline Maltese
11 days ago
6. It’s actually okay that people turn this on and watch it as while the purpose of the event is poorly explained every year it remarkably does introduce people to the idea that clothing is art and matters.
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i’m kindly asking the algorithm to put the Met Gala chatter on my discover tab
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