Alli Roberts
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(your Canadian girlfriend on Twitter ha)
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my DMs have reached the threshold where i just have to ignore them all because i’m overwhelmed. no hard feelings 😬
12 months ago
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what else can i do to avoid this very doable simple 30 minute task?
about 3 hours ago
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when the group chat starts getting religious
about 6 hours ago
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i know posting twitter screenshots is frowned upon here, but i have to break my own rule and post these. there are several people on X linking Senator Mike Lee to the Epstein Files
about 9 hours ago
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The Onion
about 15 hours ago
Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats
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tears. this is the message America needs—thank you, Bad Bunny 💕
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1 day ago
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Bad Bunny is making me weepy 💕 adore him 😭😭😭😭🥰
1 day ago
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Bad Bunny is an American Treasure 🥰
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1 day ago
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i love Billie the person even more than Billie the artist (who i also love a lot) what a QUEEN 🥰
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1 day ago
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Jelly Roll’s acceptance speech sounded like the sermon of a preacher that’s cheating on his wife
1 day ago
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“nobody is illegal on stolen land” 💕
1 day ago
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if my emails ever get leaked, it would just be 90% eBay notifications 😔
2 days ago
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sixpenceee none the richer
3 days ago
xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
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i’ve never been online more than i am tonight
2 days ago
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ignorance really is bliss
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2 days ago
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Laurasaurus
3 days ago
Jeffrey Epstein’s fuckin intolerable writing has actually saved me from a lot of psychic damage, because I simply cannot read it.
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why is Les Wexner’s name redacted all over the place? as if he’s a damn victim 🙄
2 days ago
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one interesting part of the Epstein files is that they redact names of certain people in the intelligence community, but were too sloppy to redact some of their spouse’s names. it may take years for a journalist to ever catch that. if ever.
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jess
2 days ago
Epstein killed himself. He couldn’t bear people finding out what kind of dorky weirdos attended his pedo island parties
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anyone else read the Aunt Carol Epstein file emails? what absolute thirsty, desperate losers these people are! no depth! no intelligence! no personality or charisma! just desperation to be around someone they perceive as wealthy & connected & powerful—what a bunch of name-dropping, STUPID frauds
2 days ago
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ok, i wasn’t sure on the first lemon stuffed olive, but by the time i got to the second one i was hooked 😋
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2 days ago
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finally!!!!!!! FREE LIAM!!!!!!
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3 days ago
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anyone else find someone they know in the Epstein files? 👀
3 days ago
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that post from Macauley Culkin really put a lump in my throat 🥺😢
3 days ago
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Trump accidentally made Don Lemon’s voice and reach a bajillion times more powerful. love to see it 🥰
3 days ago
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Dan Sheehan
3 days ago
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the bitch on the exmo subreddit disparaging an LDS Epstein victim can fuck allllll the way off
4 days ago
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The Salt Lake Tribune
4 days ago
“My parents work harder than your president”: Students at Park City High School participated in a nationwide day of action today in protest against ICE. (Photo by The Tribune’s Francisco Kjolseth) Read our story here:
https://www.sltrib.com/news/education/2026/01/30/national-shutdown-utah-students/
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Merriam-Webster
4 days ago
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this is fascism
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4 days ago
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Kat Tenbarge
4 days ago
Arresting Black journalists is also vice signaling. Their base is racist and hates journalists and they want to get them excited again. The mainstream media industry has never protected Black journalists or journalists of color the way it should.
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Abolish ICE! aftiej 🗽
4 days ago
Arresting journalists is fascist escalation.
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i’m never getting out of this bath
4 days ago
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blaine
4 days ago
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Katie Phang
5 days ago
My new keychain seems pretty apropos:
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my FYP is all Alex Honnold edits??? idk how, but my algorithm knows i’m into abs and hands i guess 👀
4 days ago
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participate as much as you can!
nationalshutdown.org
4 days ago
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Kayla B
4 days ago
The paid out of state agitators are literally the ICE agents.
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reminder that preschooler Liam Ramos is still imprisoned by the United States federal government. absolutely shameful.
4 days ago
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Tom Homan is morphing into Harvey Weinstein. barf.
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5 days ago
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CrazyUs
5 days ago
I hope you can see my Decline To Sign TikTok. I’m super annoyed that Utah’s KUTV is platforming Mike Lee’s lying push to get people to sign the Prop4 petition. Don’t sign the Prop4 petition! These videos make me nervous. Getting the word out is more important than my ego.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP85fEDb4/
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Decline to Sign. Keep Utah’s Maps fair! Thank you! 🙏
TikTok video by CrazyUs
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP85fEDb4/
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The Onion
5 days ago
H&M Staff Gathers To Watch Man Struggle To Refold Shirt
https://theonion.com/hm-staff-gathers-to-watch-man-struggle-to-refold-shirt/
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what is it about me that attracts the creepiest, clingiest, most persistent stalkers on earth?
5 days ago
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jamelle
5 days ago
remember what JD Vance said of the ICE agents that arrested this little boy: “what did you expect them to do?”
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adelaide tovar
5 days ago
ABC News ran this photo tonight w the phrase “Liam sleeping peacefully in his father’s arms” (not a direct quote), which is missing crucial context from Castro’s other posts. His father said Liam is so depressed that he’s sleeping all the time, and constantly asks after his family and classmates.
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HADintheHOUSE
7 days ago
Five year old Liam Ramos is still being terrorized in jail. Fuck the Vances.
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you can measure the heart of a nation by the way they treat their children. we have failed as a nation. i cry every day for this sweet boy. bring little Liam home ❤️🩹
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5 days ago
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Steve Lambson
5 days ago
#2026PoemADay
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ᵇᵉᵉㅤᵕ̈
5 days ago
People deleting their tik tok accounts because their videos are getting deleted/censored but continue to use the racist incel pile of shit nazi site because they aren’t willing to give up their follower count. Shit is hilarious.
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The Onion
5 days ago
JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled
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since Noem and Miller have turned on each other, the best thing that could happen is that Stephen Miller gets fired first otherwise we may never get rid of him
6 days ago
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