alpha con bros in a nutshell

your homie would want you to drink that shot you’re pouring out for them

Reminds me of this meme I see all the time. Like no I won't send a pic and in fact I no longer wish to speak to you at all

Do men not know that "send a pic" is pretty much the most annoying text on the planet?

Sampled this cheese today and immediately thought of @allitude.bsky.social. Delish!

Second-Grade Teacher Overhyping Third Grade https://theonion.com/second-grade-teacher-overhyping-third-grade-1819566659/

have any of yall bought a ready made advent calendar that you’d actually purchase again? this is just a general question—could be an advent calendar for kids or adults

one thing about me is i need to spend at least an hour pursuing the drugstores in every foreign country i visit

@jblainefoster.bsky.social there was a thread from Twitter days where you mentioned OTC drugs you can stock up on in Canada that require a prescription in the U.S. (or maybe it was just that the Canadian version is better than the U.S.) and now obviously it’s gone. do you have any recommendations?

just found the juuuuuuuciest peaches and blackberries so it’s time to make this beauty again 😍 Peaches & Cream Blackberry Tart with a macaroon pecan crust 😋 🍽️

just made some salsa with this can of diced tomatoes from Costco and discovered these spots at the bottom of the can when i rinsed it out—anyone know what this is? 🍽️

and just like that nobody’s talking about Trump & Epstein

From performative Mr. Free Speech to tiresome unctuous toady

ah yes, just what the free speech champion would’ve wanted

Holly Mullen: What does Spencer Cox actually believe? Who knows. Maybe he’s too focused on his own political ambition to know himself.

omg Andy Richter is on DWTS? 😂

this entire case is baffling

i thought i was pretty well versed in understanding the internet and online communities and it turns i was and am completely oblivious to a lot of very strange corners of the internet

Honestly I could have gone my entire existence not knowing. But here I am. Against my will again because it's everywhere.

I just think that it’s bad if bipartisanship means adjusting your own noose so as not to appear uncooperative in the eyes of your executioner.

my parents send me $ everytime they wanna pay someone on Venmo and i do the transaction for them because they’re skeptical of Venmo i need the same type of broker for me and TikTok shop 👀

How does Utah Gov. Cox know Charlie Kirk's alleged killer was "deeply indoctrinated with leftist ideology"? When pressed for evidence, his answer was four words: "Just not a fan." Analysis👇 www.utahpoliticalwatch.news/citation-nee...

how i feel doing minor home repairs: 🧔🏻‍♀️

it’s times like these that i’m think i should just get married again 🫠

this is your sign to buy a universal toilet repair kit and keep it on hand cuz if you’re toilet breaks, it’ll happen when all the hardware stores are closed

did the shooter’s bishop call Kirton McConkie before he called the authorities? 👀

The “ironic” memes on the bullets absolutely are a signal to ‘groypers.’ I encountered the Mormon subset of these ‘groypers’ on twitter starting about the end of 2018, who used the hashtag deznat (Deseret Nationalist.) This is how they posted- along with their racist, sexist, homophobic content

No amount of context will make these Charlie Kirk quotes okay. It’s amazing how many times I’ve seen his supporters plead for context, and they do, they show their hand of what they deem acceptable.

Honor Charlie Kirk by releasing the Epstein files. It’s what he wanted.

Nancy Mace said the Democrats were responsible for what happened to CK. Now suddenly “This poor lost soul.” You cannot make this dystopian shit up. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Just thinking about how the right made up an entirely fictional left wing character that resulted in so many bomb threats and the like and nobody will face consequences. But people on the left who accurately clocked the victim’s life work lost jobs.

Dear Diary, Today I watched my very white Mormon Republican governor admit to praying all night that a shooter wasn't "one of us," and then read 4Chan groyper memes out loud from shell casings.

sorry guys if he was so involved with the church that his bishop recognized him and helped turn him in, he was not radicalized in any way

Huh an awful lot of rhetoric shifted from Old Testament to New Testament over the past few hours

we’re all trying to find the guy who did this

This is Cancel Culture

this is BIZARRE

they’re having fast and testimony meeting on FoxNews rn

1. In the immediate aftermath of Charlie Kirk's shooting, the WSJ laundered claims that "transgender symbols" were found with the shooter's gun. Now, a press conference reveals that NO such symbols were found. WSJ owes a full retraction and apology. Subscribe to support our journalism.

by “one of us”, he means white Mormon man, born and raised in Utah

Sometimes the teacher’s pet, high achiever, scholarship kid in me still wants to believe in meritocracy and then I’m confronted with the reality of the masthead at The Atlantic

For my exmo friends, what word(s), if any, from your church going days triggers you? I’ll go first: Adversay

2015: “oh no, it’s the dystopian future where everyone is playing dumb hypnotic games on their little screen.” 2025: “The dumb hypnotic games are actually best-case scenario; everything else your little screen can do to you is worse.”

Republicans are calling for violent retribution. Not against the killer! But against their political enemies completely independent of his identity!