Alli Roberts
@allitude.bsky.social
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(your Canadian girlfriend on Twitter ha)
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my DMs have reached the threshold where i just have to ignore them all because iâm overwhelmed. no hard feelings đŹ
over 1 year ago
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Kya
about 3 hours ago
Tip courtesy of Blaine, but if youâre taking an iron supplement daily and experiencing stomach discomfort, switch to every other day. The body has a cap on how much iron it can deal with and once you hit it your body just stops processing any more which can cause stomach discomfort.
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why are people being so salty about this? Beibs is such a fun live performer
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about 3 hours ago
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upper 70s to SLEEP? no.
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about 4 hours ago
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a kiss on the forehead for whoever invents an iron supplement that doesnât hurt my tummy
about 4 hours ago
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recruiting an anti-ai person for your ai company is an interesting strategy đ€
about 17 hours ago
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i thought the day would never come, but iâm finally the age that i like jazz
about 18 hours ago
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made a thai peanut slaw for dinner that i hoped would be a light and refreshing summer meal, but it was too oily/heavy/gloppyâany Bluesky chefs have a good recipe for a cold thai slaw or noodle dish thatâs not too heavy? đœïž
about 19 hours ago
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Mueller, She Wrote
about 22 hours ago
I just want to thank all the men defending Platner for pointing out who we shouldnât leave our drinks alone with. We see you. Youâre not special. Every woman has encountered you. We appreciate the heads up.
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love Danielleâs recommendations. quote tweeting so i can find it later
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1 day ago
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iâm curious in general to see Taylorâs dress, but iâm most curious because of my love for Jonathan Anderson. i need to know how involved he was in the overall styling (hopefully a lot)
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2 days ago
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SLC Unc
2 days ago
Nothing could sum up boomer conservative politics better than Mitch McConnell holding onto power with one and a half feet in the grave.
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why do only some DMs go to âchat requestsâ??
3 days ago
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baby i own businesses
3 days ago
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iâd really like to peruse a casual little thread on soccer goalie fashion if anyone would like to make a post đ
3 days ago
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my fault watching the game on a delay and being on blueskyâspoiler city
3 days ago
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there is something seriously deranged about people that make phone calls on speakerphone in public
3 days ago
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icymi during the commotion of the 4th: BeyoncĂ©âs previously leaked track from 20 years ago is now officially released đ„° very fun little treat!
open.spotify.com/track/4ZYlzw...
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MORNING DEW (DONK)
Beyoncé · MORNING DEW (DONK) · Song · 2026
https://open.spotify.com/track/4ZYlzwjjAJrflwWg4DJTlT?si=RHn3azG6Q468RNm35yZaww
3 days ago
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letâs buy a lake house with a perfect view of the 4th of July fireworks
3 days ago
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veggie dogs are getting more sophisticated and delicious đ
3 days ago
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nope. donât like that.
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3 days ago
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The Onion
3 days ago
Stepson Sounds Out Tramp Stamp
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imagine inviting the chair to an ice concentration camp to your tacky ass wedding đ€ź
3 days ago
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Chinese foot spa is a great date idea
4 days ago
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i love air conditioning! God Bless America! đșđž
4 days ago
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whatâs up with all my old neighborhoods catching fire? i hope theyâre able to contain this one soon đ
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4 days ago
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all the fun and joy today truly felt like an act of resistance đ„°
4 days ago
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if you made a simmer pot and didnât take a photo of it, did you really make a simmer pot?
4 days ago
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gaylors are insane đ
5 days ago
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flexin on these hoes with a 5 lb bag of pine nuts
5 days ago
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soccer has the best ref uniforms
5 days ago
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The Onion
5 days ago
Andy Reid Seated At Empty Wedding Table With 12 Dinners
https://theonion.com/andy-reid-seated-at-empty-wedding-table-with-12-dinners/
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Patagonia
5 days ago
The cliffs Patch Wilson to surf are likely steeper and deeper than the ones you scale at home. Ireland. Photo: Ryan Craig
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á”á”á”ă €á”Ì
5 days ago
This is why we root for Mexico. đČđœ
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The Onion
5 days ago
Travis Kelce Wins Coin Flip To Kick Off Vows
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Alex
6 days ago
happy new Madonna album to all the homosexuals
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fine. iâll listen to the new Madonna album
6 days ago
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Nick Norris
6 days ago
We are overall a great group of people in this country with elected officials that are not living up to their side of the promise to support us in the promise of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Nothing more patriotic than standing up for our neighbors and their diverse backgrounds.
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what song is a MUST on your 4th of July playlist?
6 days ago
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Jordan - Unproblematic Graham Platner
6 days ago
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if you hate the 4th of July, fine â donât participate. but nothing is gained from letting right-wing extremists monopolize patriotism and a fun holiday
6 days ago
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Jordan - Unproblematic Graham Platner
6 days ago
Iâm gonna wear a lot of red, white, and blue; drink a lot; and eat a lot of meat this weekend, but shake my head the whole time so people know I donât agree with it
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The Onion
6 days ago
WASHINGTONâIn a judgment the majority of justices said reflected the intentions of the Founding Fathers, the U.S. Supreme Court issued a 6-3 ruling this week that upheld state bans on transgender athletes, adopting an originalist vision for junior varsity volleyball rosters.
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over 1 year ago
Petition to bring back opium soaked tampons that relieve cramps.
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open.spotify.com/track/6aBUnk...
7 days ago
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bless all cancer researchers đ what a miracle đ„Č
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8 days ago
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there *may* be a cure for my dadâs previously incurable cancer????????????? please bless đ
8 days ago
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when an introvert is shy with everyone but you>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
8 days ago
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the defects are not subtle
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9 days ago
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whatâs a meal or food that is probably only good if you grew up eating it? for me, itâs taco salad with Catalina dressingâa delicious abomination!
9 days ago
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The Onion
9 days ago
Missed Call From Dad At 9 A.M. Strikes Terror Into Area Manâs Heart
https://theonion.com/missed-call-from-dad-at-9-a-m-strikes-terror-into-area-1819576617/
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