This is also example of why the whole "No one would do anything if they weren't getting payed" attitude is complete BS.

It’s super warm here today and my chronic illness body does not function in the heat so have a stormy rainy revenge doodle!

Feeling like a change in leadership would drastically improve things is something I've never experienced as often as I do now. OFMD deserves to live AND thrive, which doesn't seem possible with Zas' unsexy version of a humiliation kink

I have been in two band documentaries. I go to a lot of concerts. The reason I'm not in more band documentaries is because I'm a very ugly woman

Is anyone going to see Rhys in Montreal?

Does a sticker count? #OFMD

🤯 the unboxing for those interested in the conclusion of our Battle Jacket story, long may she roam! Thanks @poshtater.bsky.social !!!! so glad you got to wear it at #tnuc #ofmd #ofmdcraftfair #battlejacket youtu.be/jOgs1k2D12E?...

Only the best lavalava for flirting with Auntie ☑️

that’s why the crew calling him “the new unicorn” had such an impact! he was still viewing himself as part of blackbeard & he was drowning in it, & that acceptance from the crew not as their “captain” but as their crew mate, as their equal, really flipped a switch

This is THE tweet of all time

This made me cry 😭💜 This is the world I wanna live in 😭💜💜

deadloch season two WHEN?

June 17th 2024 HBO staged a multimillion dollar metaphor highlighting their thoughtless grandiose intentions and epic failures in programming and executive decisions King Kong from 1983 proves this stunt can be effective when competent people are in charge - something WB/HBO should try #firezaslav

Thank you so much for the supremely helpful insight! I checked the venue before inquiring here, and despite being all ages, I wanted a bit more info. Pls take this for your troubles 💜

Pirates, I'm in need of your insight Rhys' Montreal show falls near my son's 11th bday. Rhys is his favorite comedian. He loves Cryptid Factor, especially. Before I book a big trip, does this tour seem ok for a kid?

🌈 Happy Wednesday, Scooby Gang 🌈 ⛧💖💜💙⛧

We can't know for sure whether "horsey leg" is a cleverly disguised euphemism (it is. A giant cock makes it harder to run laps) I will kick my feet and live inside the warmth of this ambiguity that I totally invented (Brilliantly deduced)

This is who runs this account (a tiny demon who was born to disrespect gender roles)

WTF is this tv station trying to foment with this headline? The Minnesota capitol protest was large and entirely peaceful. Fuck these guys.

As seen elsewhere

Eddie Vedder, on his second bottle of wine, ambled down from the Bonnaroo stage to share his booze with the audience. I could see his gears turning as he looked at me, only for him to give the bottle to the guy next to me: good call, I was underage. Still devastating

I was inspired by experienced and talented people (OFMD fiber artists) to try something very new and outside my skillset (crochet bags) only to find out that I cannot keep it straight; my most Stede Bonnet coded moment Giving up? Don't know her. I need to make something worthy of an OFMD auction

Some knowledge begs to be shared and Lucius could not sit on the fact that Dizzy Izzy is a spewer But only Wee John is brave enough to chide Izzy about his sensitive tummy in front of the crew

I finally posted mine, but don't let me be the last! I'm not meant to be a bottom 😔

this is canon

It's one of the change.org Pride Month petitions. www.change.org/m/petitions-...

"What the hell is wrong with you all?"

Oooh there’s a huge sale happening on Redbubble for anyone who wants stickers, prints, & sometimes other stuff of my Egyptian Gentlebeard & OFMD crew. Also some Egyptology designs #ShopOFMD www.redbubble.com/people/balad...

So what if I ran an #OFMDBadArtWeek focused on trying new things, enjoying the process, in general rejecting commodification? Is that a thing people would be interested in?

Wow! Seems like a pretty popular series #OurFlagMeansDeath

one last thing: BE the art you want to see in the world. don't like how something was done? do it differently! write that thing how you think it'd should've gone. draw that deeply fucked up art you wish someone else drew. stop complaining about other people's art and make your own.

here to talk about how much I love our flag means death! always have and always will 🖤

got blindsided by love for Our Flag Means Death and the beautiful cast and crew who made it happen. This bad timeline has some silver linings

😂 some auto captions have trouble with accents (eff Al) but Stede's horrified expression really sells the error

Love to my fellow lurkers; quiet support spreads positivity and keeps the love going 💜🩵

I had the most magical, chaotic, heartfelt weekend in LA with @pajarito-botones.bsky.social and @carlyheath.bsky.social. I got five! more signatures on my flag and experienced all over again how #OurFlagMeansDeath is the luckiest fandom with the kindest cast and crew. +

Stede when he realizes why people came running whenever he sold his wares. "I'm not a salesman, I'm an idiot" he was overheard saying by a local seabird

Archie 🤝 Stede: imagining that telenovela/romance novel cover Steard is real

If every CEO's intelligence matches Zaslav's, then this COULD really work! Sending copies to every network head and their mother first thing tmrw

So...I had a wild idea for my Egyptian OFMD crew...what are our thoughts on me making a tabletop/board game involving these guys...along the lines of Candyland or Life, or Monopoly if we really want drama? Maybe I'd do it as a Kickstarter idk. Thought I'd test the vibes first #OFMD

Hot weather has got the gay yearning twisting up my insides. How do I possibly become hot enough that someone looks at me like they're anemic and I'm a top sirloin? 😅 I guess that's what writing fiction in backwards land is for

People are begging for quality original content and this poor excuse for a CEO cancels good unique programming for... Human vs Hamster, MILF Manor? The world is charred and burning. Let us have nice things! #FireDavidZaslav

Loving the details in Samba's Tender as Hell bandana. It's designed like a loving homage to Roach 🫡💜

nighttime yearning hours are getting angsty. I'll be brave and find out whether writing makes it better or worse

May not be infused with it, but she'll be taking the money from it and using it against the trans community. Who tf do you think financially sponsored the courtcase that had rights stripped from UK trans people in the Supreme Court? She even gloated about it like the rancid glaikit hallion she is.

Opening the trauma box and sharing a little bit at a time within a safe community is an important step for weakening trauma's resolve Much like Stede's resolve to get some sleep is weakened by the loose strands from Ed's bun falling against the diy jockey he made from an invigorating silk scarf

Frenchie, you gorgeous genius! Best practices for trauma-informed therapy DO advise that we imagine putting issues in a locked box when our environment is very unsafe I see them in my psych textbooks everyday, which is as surprising as Stede finding Ed's hair in his ass crack every time he showers

Zuck: The average American has three friends. Me and my three friends:

Nice how @streamonmax.bsky.social likes to highlight diverse shows for brownie points but doesn’t feel they’re important enough to renew.