ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

SILENT HILL FUCKIN RULES AGAIN

CHOTINER: Record shows you didn’t post a Chotiner meme until Thursday? ME: That’s correct. CHOTINER: That seems unusual. Wouldn’t you say you usually jump on all the viral ‘bits?’ ME: I’d say so, but I had lots of work to do yesterday. CHOTINER: So, that work is done now?

SILENT HILL f

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

huge news but the fight isn't over as they're still maintaining a relationship with the IDF outside of this service being pulled, but this is legitimate living proof that the BDS boycotts get results

oh this video rules it's literally perfect

The FDA has banned the Heimlich Maneuver. They said “The food belongs in your throat. It is happy down there.”

What's the matter babe you've barely touched your event horizon ribs

A HYBRID GREEN BLUE JAY WHAT OMG

This may seem cute but if you do this too much the cyclists may become reliant on cars feeding them, disrupting the delicate roadway ecosystem

The widely accepted narrative that Trump "chickened out" on Chicago is completely incorrect. ICE's incursions are getting worse here every day.

it was about a dozen variations on this image

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

*trying to make conversation* wow i love your books. they all have such nice covers *not wanting to seem shallow* which of course means jack shit

thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game

is there a term for technically being in an open relationship but mutually too satisfied, lazy, and uninterested to date or hook up

"we're so fucking back" has never been more back baby. catch up if you havent yet, max captures the idiosyncrasies of people & subcultures online in a way that is a master work-- nobody better understands the narrative potential of a well cropped screenshot whathappensnext.webcomic.ws

baby pigeon on madison and wabash. he can't fly

these are the only photos that wikimedia commons has of this keyboard

i like when we use "her" to refer to the venus of willendorf. ur so right, she is that girl and she is everyone's girl

what happened to the 9 on the cta man... I thought i could count on commuting on that and now im lucky if it doesn't come 30min late 😮‍💨

This petition has been struggling to get as many signatures as the anti-paypros one, and its hovering around 3.9k atm If you signed the anti-paypros petition as a canadian, i implore you, please sign this one too! C-2 is bad news!

The official Canadian Petition to reign in payment processor censorship has stalled out just under 10k signatures. This is a reminder for Canadians, this is an OFFICIAL petition that will be responded to. Show your support in protecting our free speech! www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

funny to think there might be people who think university profs are beholden to being Politically Neutral and Objective in class. what the fuck are u doing there if not to argue w/ takes you've never even conceptualized, ur presumably an adult capable of having yr own thoughts by that point?

That top down RTS pussy got me saying "at once" "very well" "moving there now" "as you command"

The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.

I hate when you start reading a book and it’s all just the writer’s barely disguised fetishes, lifelong preoccupations, unspeakable fears, dearest wishes, personal inspirations, culture, subculture, and every one of their lived experiences 🙄

shoutout to what might be a contender of one of the goat miiverse posts ever

CANADA, UK, AUSTRALIA!! y'all all have official petitions targetting paypros censorship! IF YOU LIVE IN THESE COUNTRIES, SHARE THESE AROUND AND SIGN THEM ASAP. And verify by email! CAN www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en... UK petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73... AUS www.aph.gov.au/e-petitions/...

i’m genuinely pleading with you to read this entire article

bf's mom works at the most insane cutting edge preschool I've ever seen w/ amazing children's museum level themed classrooms, and it's for low income kids too. but it's still texas and i couldn't stop laughing at the oil refinery room. gotta start em early

this sex maze is very poorly designed. no state-based constraints and no multiple levels, might as well be the back of a cereal box

For sale: sex maze, never solved

"this silksong boss is so hard" and a pic is posted and this is the boss i see

he has a little couch now btw. he has no use for it, i just wanted a little couch in there #skinkspeedwagon

i fear that leo looks at speedwagon the same way i do fish in the tanks at a chinese restaurant

I still cant believe Panty and Stocking came to Texas and went to Buc-ees 🦫

If you're Canadian, please sign this! You'll have to confirm your signature via email but for good reason--this is a petition sponsored by an actual member of parliament. These petitions can lead to actual meaningful action here. Doesn't take very long, please add your support!!

it's lay around wednesday #skinkspeedwagon #dogleo

The Palestinian-led BDS movement has updated our priority targets, pressure targets and organic campaign targets.

cool guy #skinkspeedwagon

can't decide which festival i should go to in new orleans tomorrow, the gay pride festival or the Shrimp and Petroleum festival

just kicked off this road trip with my bf's mom's car media system immediately launching into episode 49 of ai generated werewolf fiction 😭😭😭

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ok kpop demon hunters is good. rly charming, extremely pretty movie