I am deeply insulted by the ad that says that watching Colin Cowherd and the Barstool dipshits makes you smarter. You should be able to sue over that one.

Yeah this ump is undeserving of his job

Denzel Curry's cover of Bulls on Parade, fucking exquisite, and this is an unpopular take, but I like it more than the original.

yeah lol

this game has been brutal to sit through lol

purple doritos the goat

Haha remember Torpedo Bat Discourse? What a weird couple weeks that was.

Somebody get that baseball card in a Blue Jays uniform, STAT.

i feel terrible because mocha came to cuddle and sleep on my pillow with me and i keep coughing and waking him up 😔😔

undisciplined ass football team once again keeping a drive alive after we could have gotten our defense off the field, holy shit.

Sire Gaines points, touchdown Broncos!

Delay of game and then a sack fumble and Boise State had the football in the red zone, way to set the fucking tone.

oh and he just limped off the floor to the locker room, never say anything good about anything ever, FUCK

Baseball always has the highest amount of dudes with funny mustaches

lol so the Pacers got a dude who just dunks on everyone apparently, fuckin love Johnny Furphy

When they get rid of divisions so you don't have Ohio State vs. Northwestern as the Big Ten Championship game and you can have real powers go head to head instead and then the Big Ten Championship game is Ohio State vs. Northwestern

a lot of the hate for us is because they can't even imagine the world we live in, where you can choose your gender and your shape of love and your unamerican dream. the freedom is incomprehensible to them,, , which is why you should make out with your lesbian polycule in public as often as possible

if you see this, qrp with a game that released the year you were born 🗣SUPER!! SMAAAAAAAASH BROTHERRRRRS (i don't really care much for smash 64's gameplay but goddammit that announcer was goated)

so if i went through the trouble and effort to set it up, would anybody want to watch me stream some Balatro runs?

not having a robust public transit system is lesbophobic. gay girls need medium-long train rides so they can fall asleep on each other while coming back from fun day & weekend trips that take an unexpectedly sweet and flirty turn

what a fucking game lol Jays in 6

What kind of game is this? Three of the four starting pitchers this series for both teams have pitched in it.

More innings, more!

This game rocks lol

FREE PLAYOFF BASEBALL IN SEATTLE

If you're ever in the dumps or feelin' stuck in a rut, You simply haven't had the fun of watching number go up!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT PHILLY

ok ok ok one more and then I'll shut up for the night: DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE

papi is absolutely on the mount rushmore of haters

Vlad and Papi doing da Yankees lose together for like a minute straight is everything to me.

petition to start calling toronto hockey fans 'leaf blowers'

ok look. All I'm saying is. Including regular season, the Blue Jays are 2-0 when Louis Varland starts the game.

When the Yankees get eliminated

hahahaha fuck the yankees

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THE TORONTO #BLUEJAYS ARE GOING TO THE ALCS THE NEW YORK #YANKEES HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM WORLD SERIES CONTENTION

FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS ARE GOING TO THE AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIO SHIP SERIES!!!!!

Wife: Fuck the Yankees! Me: Hey maybe let’s don’t yell “Fuck the Yankees” with the windows open. m Wife, louder: FUCK THE YANKEES! Guy walking by outside: FUCK THE YANKEES!

Living for the shots of depressed Yankee fans in the crowd right now. Still a long ways to go but that was a huge hit by Lukes.

RAAAAAAHHHH

Lifelong friendships and the greatest partners I couldn't ask for.

ah yes, time for the game of "is it boob or am i just chub"

oh ew wtf today i learned from under the cork tree was actually FOB's second album?

This one. Love being able to make 2 copies of my best card.

Really fucking stupid way to lose.

John Smoltz is a humorless fuck. He sucks the life out of Joe Davis, who’s fun on everything else he does.

VLAD, THAT BALL MIGHT LAND BY MY FUCKING HOUSE