I think they should both keep playing like when you win mario kart and they keep driving.

Looking at bluesky is being like Shakyamuni, in great compassion, trying to lower a single spider thread into hell to help those suffering escape but it's baseball and they like it down there

Cartoon with caption by my buddy @jackhauen.bsky.social

me in the national security team group chat

Read the full story: First Nations offer to buy ‘iconic’ Hudson’s Bay store chain for tobacco, blanket

If anything happens to Carrie Coon I'm flying to LA to angrily confront Mike White in his grocery store parking lot

Every person on Bluesky should know: * Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever * Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies * Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured * Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic www.404media.co/the-200-site...

Say his name: Mahmoud Sleem. He was among 8 people killed today in an Israeli ceasefire violation, and was the 205th journalist killed in Gaza

Do not travel to the US

Dog.

Just because I’m not patriotic about this country doesn’t mean I want to be a part of some other even shittier country

NEW: White House says the arrest and deportation of student activist & legal US resident, Mahmoud Khalil, is a blueprint for more. The final line here is chilling. The White House specifically says Khalil was not breaking the law. No evidence, no due process, no crime. He was just disappeared.

A selection of my drawings from Luigi Mangione’s hearing yesterday

Francois Legault, order Hydro Quebec to shut off electricity to the US in the middle of the last half of the Super Bowl you coward

Petra Glynt (Alexandra Mackenzie). A percussive/propulsive electro pop soundtrack for resisting and surviving the polycrisis petraglynt.bandcamp.com/album/up-to-...

bröther may i stay in your hötel

Fuck all the way off with this www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...

@ztul.bsky.social your deleted “American Liberal, chuckling” tweet’s absence is being felt today

Play this over top of the inauguration www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMQ5...

THE 25 BEST FILMS OF 2024 A video countdown vimeo.com/1046284152

This is not for you.

I am thinking about Pablo Casals, one of the greatest cellists of all time, when was asked, at the age of 81, why he practiced four to five hours a day, Casals said: “Because I think I am making progress.”

auteurs all

Tonight you’ll be visited by three spirits

We’re just normal men

#BreakingNews #SouthKorea Martial Law Commander Army General Park An-Soo has announced their First Martial Law Command Proclamation.

I’m still holding on to a faint hope that Musk celebrates so hard over the next 48 hours that he never wakes up from his k-hole.

Paul Atreides, why are you dressed up like Muad’Dib? m.youtube.com/watch?v=IoSf...

"Janus Films?" "Yeah, the film distributor." "Is that a fact? Like the roaring lion? My wife loves the movies. She's seen everything Charlton Heston's been in."

Wait, Game Developer has incorrect info. They were writing the costs as "0.02 cents" when the actual numbers are in DOLLARS. Big difference between 0.20 cents and $0.20 you doofuses. Ok, yes, this is prohibitively expensive. blog.unity.com/news/plan-pr...

The baffling thing about Unity charging per app install is there is no way they will recoup enough money to break even with the money and goodwill they lose just by announcing this. The actual amounts devs have to pay are trivial. But this will drive people to Unreal and Godot out of principle

The Voyager episode of Lower Decks was really good, but I'm disappointed they didn't find a way to include the best recurring character:

Just watched Porco Rosso: Hayao Miyazaki could adapt Hemingway's entire body of work into anime, but Hemingway wouldn't be able novelize Miyazaki's.

It’s Pumpkin Spice season again, and though I wasn’t the first to make this joke, I do want to be the first to actually make a print-on-demand book of it with commissioned cover art. Maybe for next year…

What if I became a Redditor in my 40s

Toronto is so unaffordable Ukrainian refugees are leaving, preferring a war zone to one of Canada’s “greatest” cities www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Ahsoka is like if the last time you saw your worst enemy and best friend they were on a boat being attacked and towed away by orcas, but we don't know where orcas live most of the year (this is true) so you need to find a map to the part of the ocean where the orcas live. The orcas are space whales.

They got the BPD incident report for the Cop Slide. What a scoop! www.404media.co/cop-slide-in...

The Vice Motherboard folk have started a new independent tech media site. They did some incredible work over there and this will be worth subscribing to www.404media.co/welcome-to-4...

"Every developer has opted to pay Montreal [a fine] instead of building affordable housing, under new bylaw" Five even ceded land to the city rather than build affordable housing on it. No shit! What will it take for radical centrists to understand housing developers are literally evil? Is it this?

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Do LED street lights randomly turn on or off when you walk by them? Especially when you’ve just smoked a ton of weed? That’ll be something I’d be sad to see disappear with the shift from incandescent to LED