Discworld QOTD, from Soul Music “Famous I don’t know about,” said Glod. “It’s hard to be famous and alive. I just want to play music every day and hear someone say, ‘Thanks, that was great, here is some money, same time tomorrow, okay?'”

How the hell am I supposed to just run in and grab a couple of quick things when I get distracted at the checkout by Pokebooty?

Tonight on Starfinder, cool guys didn't look at explosions but they probably could have had better reflex saves

Gaming with the Sunday crew this morning, and I feel something on my knee.

Something happened in stick-pucky this morning I guess? Eh, I've been too busy watching sports involving people on chunks of wood being upside-down a lot.

Wow Signal

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Foxes in Snow #digitalart

...homophobic asshole Shia LaBeouf

That first run! ❄️ [ #art #commissions ]

Cheers. Last ale before deployment. Watercolour and gouache on board. Work continues on third Gwelf book. More soon. Tally Ho!

It’s a start, now get me some katsu sandos please www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Making Lunch - Gator Days

Not incorrect. I have occasionally watched Armageddon because goofy and big explosions, but Deep Impact looks better, has better science, and makes more sense.

Damn the freestyle skiing men's Big Air final was insane. Loving CBC's stream content this Olympics, I can catch all the really important stuff (freestyle, snowboarding, insane people riding ice chutes in tubes, and such)

Getting punched out by Shia LaBeouf www.theguardian.com/film/2026/fe...

what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇

I would like to take on handful of headshots today! Approximately $60USD each - just drop a reference and I'll drop you a message if I take it on! Please make sure your DMs are open! You can specify a style too!: Crayon Style: Malissa & Drop's icons or Smooth Lined: Biesel's and Reba's.

Life goals

um

I’ve got LAX live air traffic control running in the background for work and a pilot just got tetchy with the tower after being taxied off the runway for blocking traffic on the takeoff pad. Smartened up real fast when the tower offered them a phone number to call for a discussion.

Midnight Minimart

Had a random artist I follow here DM me saying I was being impersonated here. Asked for the account name so I could check it out, they said they couldn’t share it for reasons but if I sent them a message on Discord they could show me there. Yeah no. *block*

the Puppy Bowl getting well over twice the eyeballs that the 55 year old sentient meth pipe's White Fragility Halftime Tantrum show got is really nourishing my soul

I love these two and their dynamic! Couldn’t resist this silly little comic page!

I used to draw characters playing instruments long ago and I thought could try drawing that again. And that idea coincided with my wanting to draw an American badger 🦡🎸

Brother Mort liked the peace and solitude of his herb garden but even so a visit from Sister Dot and her latest tranche of dirty jokes rarely went unappreciated

Getting Simba with the wide angle lense 📸

Loot that drops after defeating me: - 27 cents (including pennies) - grande cafe mocha, half finished - Subway loyalty card with one stamp missing that expired in 2021 - concentrated ennui

My subconscious put me in a Western last night where I was protecting some folks with a pistol that shot dried pellets of glue. At one point someone said “You hit someone with Ol’ Glu-Stick? Ah’m impressed!” I guess legendary named weapons don’t need to be good?

Context: this speech is from SIR THOMAS MORE, a history written, as near as scholars can tell, in the early 1600s by 6 or 7 people including Dekker, Heywood, Chettle, Shakespeare, and Munday. It was never performed, because Jacobean England was a police state and it was banned by the censor.

The cat just hopped onto my desk while my email inbox was open and attempted to commit several infractions of freedom of information guidelines on my behalf. He has been retired from the public service.

The amount of authors I see on TikTok and other socials using clearly AI images in their videos makes me so mad I could just scream. Indies should be helping other indies not using AI Slop! #AuthorsAgainstAI #ArtistsAgainstAI #Booksky #WriteSky

Okay please shit on jkr But don’t use the logic “it’s suspicious an adult wanted to make a magical world for children” Bc that’s how you get “everyone who works on media for children should be jailed” ass logic

That face says “I have made a grave mistake and my undercarriage is now freezing”

Oh Lordy, I just got my first look at an actual SovCit legal dispatch and man are these people cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs Like, I can’t imagine having a conversation with these people without exploding from the urge to scream “how do you function?!”

MAN OVERBOARD

Okay note to self: if the media is quiet for a couple of days DON’T TAUNT THE UNIVERSE ABOUT IT *gets the snow shovel and attacks the inbox*

I’d like to get in on this. 1 like = 1 random line from one of my works, in progress or published.

I’m down. 1 like = 1 random line from one of my works, in progress or published.

parmesan cheese

I’m down. 1 like = 1 random line from one of my works, in progress or published.

Dunno who that might have been (it was me)

Sitting on the sofa with the dog on the other end, and Doc wanders by, pads over and absolutely pastes Scotty out of nowhere. Scotty just looks confused, so Doc leaps up and slaps the snot out of him again, then darts away. Scotty just looks at me like “wtf?” Me: “Cats, dude. Figure them out.”

Okay so we need to find a Participation ribbon from an elementary school track meet, scratch out the Participation and write Peace, frame it nicely and present it to the shitgibbon as the Canadian Poutine Memorial Ribbon of Peace and Freedom or some shit, yeah?

When in doubt, Draw a kitty. (And then take a month to finish it.)

Catching up with what James Gurney, the Dinotopia artist, is up to these days. Pathetic.

Today in “what woke me up from a dead sleep this time”: The snake wedged herself behind the backdrop of her terrarium somehow, causing noises that sounded like water dripping in the bedroom. Life is innovative in finding ways to disrupt my sleep.