“I saw yo wife’s tiddies on a Popeyes sandwich” killed me dead youtube.com/shorts/P67ip...

“We have always been at war with East Algae-a”

I wonder how many other people need to add “avoid inadvertent shoulder checks from the visually impaired teenager” to the things they need to avoid while waiting to see an orthopedist about their cracked arm bone

OK, so it took them two days to get back to me, but apparently I do have a fracture in my arm. Not serious enough to need surgery, but they want to immobilize my arm for a few weeks and see how things go. I’m a little cranky.

leafeon's day

For those of you who don't want to open TikTok 😛

Conversation at the beach: BLACK WOMAN: Now that’s how you cook! A little of this, a little of that, that looks interesting, then add seasonings until the ancestors tell you to stop. WHITE WOMAN: Unfortunately my ancestors were also white.

This sweet blush folf is up for adoption! Base by @bratblush.bsky.social with design and edits by Rhari Unique Icon by Rhari ko-fi.com/s/c86b1f78f1

Arm is still pretty sore and my elbow is quite colourful - big ol' bruise that I think was helped along by the x-ray tech yesterday reefing my arm into very painful positions. Still waiting for results, but I got a peek at the screen and I think I still have the normal number of bones...

Tripped over a trailer hitch and went ass over applecart earlier today. Knees and elbows bashed up, palms scraped, very sore muscle pull on the left arm. Thankfully I landed on a box of plastic sparking beverage bottles that broke my fall. Still mad.

Wolfwalkers!

raccoon girl

Work at the #KennedyCenter has hit an unexpected snag as Trump is now on top of the building throwing barrels at workers

Tax the rich Feed the poor Till there are no Rich no more - Ten Years After, 1971

MY TIME HAS COME

I’d say “eat the rich,” but you’d get three bites into this idiot and die from ketamine poisoning

Someone managed to convince the useful idiot that boots on the ground on Kharg Island would turn into coffins rolling off airplanes on every evening news show for weeks. Good.

It was nice of the master to invite Loresko to morning training while we visit. To be honest, though, I don't think he's cut out for monastery life... 🎨 by @shamerli.bsky.social!

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“Hey folks I need this reviewed within the hour, let me know if there are any major edits.” *three hours later* “Please oh god PLEASE review this before I am summarily shot out of a cannon into the sun for causing another shop to miss its deadline”

Let's kick it off with my favorite little menace! smol and feisty! 🦊🔪 [ #furryart ]

Starting to watch the most recent season of Bake Off, and so far the main thing I’ve noticed is there is a lot of impressive facial hair this year

Every politician who pushed AI should be forever remembered as a snake oil salesman willing to sell out humanity. Lying to our faces while the writing was on the wall for all to see

breadeon

Tonight on Pathfinder the Cleric hit the boss with the cleansing light of the sun, and also the cleansing light of the moon which is really just the cleansing light of the sun with more steps if you think about it

Well…..that’s an unfortunate place to put those rivets 😁🤣🦇

Emailed my MP about the whole Liberals supporting AI development thing. Got a nice written letter back, saying “thanks for writing, people were scared of the Industrial Revolution too, AI will be awesome, you’ll see.” I am unimpressed.

For the media: Connecting with a comms shop late on a Friday afternoon is fine. However, asking a question about something that is not currently on fire, exploding or sinking into the sea and expecting an answer by end of day is admirable but very misplaced optimism.

Happy Pansexual Pride! 🩷💛💙 #Pride

PRIDE after 40

I love looking like a whimsical witch that the townsfolk sneak off to see for advice the middle of the night 🌱🌻🐌 [ #furryart #art ]

This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone.

Ah, so the BC Conservatives, a conglomerate of former BC Liberals, racists, Maple MAGA, and complete crackpots, have elected a new leader - a former MP who lost her last federal re-election run and is now under investigation for illegal corporate support by Elections Canada. That's a choice.

Catch! A Bluey Styled art I did featuring my character Lena and one of my close friends @firebreath.bsky.social ! I love Tropical plants, I love swimming, I love Lilla, so this was perfect. ❤️

"A Repose at Tintagel Castle" 🏰 Art by Elisabeth Alba 4x6 inches, ink, watercolor, and acryla gouache

This looks like the concert schedule at the third-string local casino that can’t afford really quality talent

oh hey I did another one of these things www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...

Vaporeon & Leafeon 🥰 #Pokemon #BearHybridArt

The Baking Bird! 🥐 (Jan. 2025)

A day after The Late Show ended, Colbert hosted an episode of public access program Only In Monroe, reviving his 11-year-old gag. How bad is CBS/Paramount taking it? They issued copyright complaints for a show they don't own. 🤣 CBS would hate it if you watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DlF...

Web-Slanger Via TextsFromSuperheroes.com

Well, there are better ways to enjoy the afternoon sunshine in Vancouver then having a dramatic blown out tire along the side of a busy street, I suppose

Lordy. Toy Factory Project - a tribute to Toy Caldwell of the Marshall Tucker Band - featuring Marcus King on lead vocals and guitar, playing "I'll Be Loving You". So good. youtu.be/n7zCONjg2OU

I have nooooo idea what I was thinking this morning but uhh...

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live: The Rolling Stones Power Station Blues Traveler Rush Crosby, Stills & Nash Great Big Sea Anberlin Barenaked Ladies Blue Rodeo Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit

A sleeptalking @rhari.bsky.social just now: “Are whales cats? They’re even-toed predators.”

Me: “This needs an urgent response, please review urgently” Them: “Sorry, did that say ‘go ahead, do everything else you need to do, this is no rush’? Nice!”

Ah I love starting the day with a case of “password reset screwed up, enjoy the help desk music for a half hour so we can scold you”