Tonight on Starfinder the Envoy threatened to fire the Operative from the crew over a jar of lemon pepper

Tonight on Pathfinder the Bard successfully created a distraction so the Guardian could escape but NOT so the Alchemist and Inventor could escape, which they very rudely did without permission

Tonight on Pathfinder the Wizard and Animist could not agree on who would be the bigger man

Tonight on Pathfinder the Cleric spit on a monster so hard that it died

Tonight on Starfinder the Daredevil disrupted a coordinated fire exercised with a Stage Dive

Tonight on Pathfinder the Bard agreed that the party would undertake a very dangerous adventure but that they would not be working on spec

Tonight on Starfinder the part of the Kool-Aid Man was played by the Operative

Tonight on Pathfinder the Animist successfully smelled the enemy but not the table full of alchemical glassware between him and the enemy

Tonight on Starfinder the Mystic began and immediately concluded a career in influencer marketing

Last night on Starfinder the party deeply appreciated the helpful information on the airline safety card provided in the seatback pocket

Last night on Pathfinder the Oracle left the bartender several tips, which proved fatal to the bartender

Tonight on Pathfinder the Bard was unwilling to negotiate the legal provenance of “finders keepers”

Tonight on Starfinder the Operative and the Solarian had a midair duel over a case of barbecue sauce

Tonight on Pathfinder the Wizard organized a very nice birthday party because he is carrying small candies at all times

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Tonight on Pathfinder the Kineticist made his OWN dang Bag of Weasels

Tonight on Starfinder the Operative made sure nobody would pass the fire safety check ever again

Tonight on Pathfinder the Rogue got all pruney

Tonight on Pathfinder the party said “Oh, just two skeletons? I was worried” and then burned through their entire pool of Hero Points on round one

Last night on Starfinder the Operative punched an animal in the face while the Summoner stole all of his silverware This was not because of the animal-punching, it was just concurrent

Tonight on Pathfinder the Alchemist ate all the essential food groups: an ooze, a swarm, and a construct

Tonight on Starfinder the Operative gained food and shelter from a local by flexing on them for ten straight minutes

Hey if you want to see some folks not exactly slaying a spire but definitely yelling at it, you should go to www.twitch.tv/cknoor in like five minutes

If anything is late today it's because I asked what folks on Slack what their first gaming system was and now Several People Are Typing

Tonight on Starfinder the Envoy was advised by a chatbot that he sounded inauthentic

Tonight on Pathfinder the Oracle got everyone an invite to the private pool

Tonight on Pathfinder the Guardian lost two out of three eating contests

Tonight on Starfinder the party all agreed they really don't care for hidden valley ranch

Tonight on Pathfinder the Wizard burned 5 spell slots at open mic night

Tonight on Starfinder, cool guys didn't look at explosions but they probably could have had better reflex saves

Banned from chemistry for pronouncing "Unstable" like "Constable"

Tonight on Pathfinder the Guardian did not care for the appetizers at the birthday party

Last night on Starfinder the Summoner took 2d4 electric damage and everyone nodded and agreed that it was a fair outcome

Tonight on Starfinder the Dragonkin Solarian absolutely stunned the entire party by saying "I'm going to fly over there"

Tonight on Pathfinder the party tried to take refuge in Globen

Last night on Starfinder the Operative tried to frighten away a wild animal and so the wild animal threw a grenade at him

Tonight on Pathfinder the Rogue let out a cackle that can only be described as "just received invisibility for the first time"

Tonight on Pathfinder the Oracle discussed different kinds of cheese for three hours

Starfinder is neat because you can reassure players with info like "don't worry, that deadly infection only affects characters who have blood" and half the table will be visibly relieved

God Jul, J’all

Hey thanks

The team at TriplePoint continue to be some of the best colleagues and friends out there. Huge thanks to all y'all for the generous donation to Extra Life and for just being generally awesome at what you do and who you are.

And we're clear! @extralife4kids.bsky.social 2025 stream is done. We closed out at $7500 for Children's Hospital Oakland - with still a little bit left in the year to chase that $10K goal. But I'm intensely proud of what we accomplished already, and I couldn't have done it without you. OK g'night

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