Tonight on Pathfinder the Rogue got all pruney

Tonight on Pathfinder the party said “Oh, just two skeletons? I was worried” and then burned through their entire pool of Hero Points on round one

Last night on Starfinder the Operative punched an animal in the face while the Summoner stole all of his silverware This was not because of the animal-punching, it was just concurrent

Tonight on Pathfinder the Alchemist ate all the essential food groups: an ooze, a swarm, and a construct

Tonight on Starfinder the Operative gained food and shelter from a local by flexing on them for ten straight minutes

Hey if you want to see some folks not exactly slaying a spire but definitely yelling at it, you should go to www.twitch.tv/cknoor in like five minutes

If anything is late today it's because I asked what folks on Slack what their first gaming system was and now Several People Are Typing

Tonight on Starfinder the Envoy was advised by a chatbot that he sounded inauthentic

Tonight on Pathfinder the Oracle got everyone an invite to the private pool

Tonight on Pathfinder the Guardian lost two out of three eating contests

Tonight on Starfinder the party all agreed they really don't care for hidden valley ranch

Tonight on Pathfinder the Wizard burned 5 spell slots at open mic night

Tonight on Starfinder, cool guys didn't look at explosions but they probably could have had better reflex saves

Banned from chemistry for pronouncing "Unstable" like "Constable"

Tonight on Pathfinder the Guardian did not care for the appetizers at the birthday party

Last night on Starfinder the Summoner took 2d4 electric damage and everyone nodded and agreed that it was a fair outcome

Tonight on Starfinder the Dragonkin Solarian absolutely stunned the entire party by saying "I'm going to fly over there"

Tonight on Pathfinder the party tried to take refuge in Globen

Last night on Starfinder the Operative tried to frighten away a wild animal and so the wild animal threw a grenade at him

Tonight on Pathfinder the Rogue let out a cackle that can only be described as "just received invisibility for the first time"

Tonight on Pathfinder the Oracle discussed different kinds of cheese for three hours

Starfinder is neat because you can reassure players with info like "don't worry, that deadly infection only affects characters who have blood" and half the table will be visibly relieved

God Jul, J’all

Hey thanks

The team at TriplePoint continue to be some of the best colleagues and friends out there. Huge thanks to all y'all for the generous donation to Extra Life and for just being generally awesome at what you do and who you are.

And we're clear! @extralife4kids.bsky.social 2025 stream is done. We closed out at $7500 for Children's Hospital Oakland - with still a little bit left in the year to chase that $10K goal. But I'm intensely proud of what we accomplished already, and I couldn't have done it without you. OK g'night

Hey it is Jackbox time :) www.extra-life.org/participants...

We press on with PATHFINDER! www.extra-life.org/participants...

Happy game day, folks. Let’s begin. www.extra-life.org/participants...

Going live in half an hour! Join me for an @extralife4kids.bsky.social extravaganza! www.extra-life.org/participants...

Games tested. Snacks accounted for. Strange foods on standby. New donation alerts set. RPG scenarios printed and reviewed. Tech updated. All Extra Life merch and kit ready for action. I think we're ready for the marathon. Hope to see you there at 0800 CET! www.extra-life.org/participants...

Tomorrow morning is my 13th annual @extralife4kids.bsky.social marathon fundraising stream. How many times do you need to do something before you stop freaking out that you’re not ready for it?

Extra Life stream is in 32 hours. $2142 already raised. Disgusting foods acquired and ready to eat for your entertainment. We can do this. www.extra-life.org/participants...

Reminder that my @extralife4kids.bsky.social stream will be THIS SATURDAY, Nov 8 at 0800 Stockholm time. Come hang out and let's do something incredible together. www.extra-life.org/participant/...

Next weekend @lejerque.bsky.social is back at it for Extra Life - go donate to him because he's awesome and also because he asked me to join in for a session of Starfinder that should be loads of fun!

Come join Jesse and the rest of us for this yearly charity stream and our yearly tradition of supporting the event. I'll be joining the stream from 10:00 CET to roll dice with friends for the Pathfinder segment. Come on, it's for Extra Life.

I believe I have locked in my schedule for this year's @extralife4kids.bsky.social game day! We kick off in one week, on Saturday, November 8 at 0800 Stockholm time. It's gonna be a fun one. Thread, for the curious.

Last night on Starfinder the Kineticist had a permit but not an appointment so he was shot

The wait ends now. "Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2" is finally yours - the game is now LIVE. 🩸 Hunt your way through a modern-night Seattle on the brink of an open supernatural war... www.paradoxinteractive.com/games/vampir... youtu.be/Kvf1d9jlqfo

So today we launched Bloodlines 2. It barely seems real, to be honest. But the game is out there, and folks are finally playing it. I am also playing it. A ghoul tried to shoot at me so I waved my hand at him and he fell off the roof to his death but I GUESS that’s a masquerade breach, so.

So I talk a lot about @extralife4kids.bsky.social but also here is an article from @ucsfchildrens.bsky.social about fundraising for the hospital. They could have picked a better spokesperson but it's a nice story and maybe it will improve your day give.ucsfbenioffchildrens.org/stories/one-...

Just a normal day

My delightful colleague @blanehumphries.bsky.social has come to town and we thought we might discuss vampires for some reason

I have been WAITING! For YEARS!!!!!!!!! But it is finally TIME for my Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 playthrough! 🙏 I will publish 3 episodes before the release, one per week! First one contains minimum spoilers ❤️ Includes extra lore + bts! youtu.be/H6JVd5Lt24w

Tonight on Starfinder the Mystic was so bored that he transformed into someone even more bored in order to sulk harder

Last night on Starfinder the Mystic bravely moved to the front line to defend the party against a room full of stupid questions

OH MY GOD What do I do with this information

OH MY GOD What do I do with this information

Holy craaaaaaap www.extra-life.org/participant/...

Up to $99,657.09 lifetime total for @extralife4kids.bsky.social today. Just thought I should mention, because that feels pretty cool. www.extra-life.org/participant/...