This!

Saw this and momentarily thought Rachel Brosnahan had gotten engaged to Ernie.

My kids spent the parade commercials calling out the ones that used AI and booing them. Apples don’t fall too far from the tree, eh @jerisaac.bsky.social ?

As parents and uncles all you could ever wish for is that those you raise have a world where they can feel safe and then you have people like this, who put those fears at ease. No amount of gold could measure this value. And this is why I’m thankful.

I really had trouble believing this. IT’S LISTED ON THE GOVERNMENT WEBSITE! This sounds like a rejected Bond girl name. Honestly though, it’s ok to not use your middle initial.

Even pre ghost Scrooge would be like, damn that’s evil

I truly despise the use of AI. It’s so dumb and lazy to use it.

Ok go with me here everyone. If there was a planes trains and automobiles remake: Adam Scott and Josh Gad.

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About

► FunHouseRadio.com <- TUNE IN #Halloween #meme #memes #candy

@hereliescorri.bsky.social played Take Cover from Acceptance for Jade. She said, I like this. Do they have any other good songs on the album. Oh kid, have I got news for you.

WELL HOW ABOUT THAT "A millionaire levy in Massachusetts has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing significant high-profile departures from the state." www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Encyclopedic Knowledge Not So Handsomely Bound

I am so fascinated with Curtis Sliwa. They did a video of him at his house that I couldn’t believe wasn’t a parody. He has 17 cats. He opened the closet and 3 fell out.

The John Candy documentary was great. Also it was a whole movie of people only saying kind things about him. I need a movie that contrasts that. A movie that only said “this guy is the worst”. Maybe a Chevy Chase documentary?

A new California law will effectively ban officers from questioning the families of people killed by police before alerting them to the news of their loved one's death. This practice was popularized by Lexipol, the nation’s largest developer of law enforcement policy manuals. 🧵

Me: The lead Singer of Fun is starting up his old band again. My coworker: oh Fun! Me: no, the Format. My coworker: why did I set you up for that joke?

Saw the xmen 97 trailer. Lots of questions.

Meanwhile the White House just illegally laid off dozens of CDC researchers and scientists during the shutdown.

I checked this out. Company has no idea their logo is a butthole. Amazing. Claude Ai’s logo is a butthole. Kurt Vonnegut would have loved this moment.

So tempted to get this.

This.

The world just needs more people to listen to Violent Femmes.

Starbucks Awarded $5 Billion Contract To Explore Military Applications Of Cold Foam https://theonion.com/starbucks-awarded-5-billion-contract-to-explore-military-applications-of-cold-foam/

After a federal court blocked Trump from deploying Oregon’s own National Guard, he responded by sending 300 federalized California Guard members to Oregon early Sunday, according to Gov. Gavin Newsom.

This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram. Community action works. Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...

The comedy festival should be renamed: we forgot 9/11.

Self service drink station just asked me for a tip. Skynet is here and it’s an asshole.

But see, that's exactly what due process is for; just because they're ignoring it doesn't mean we should. That's the entire point of this fight.

Powerful masculinity!

Sea Beast is the most underrated family movie of the past five years. Where did it come from?!

I have never had good service at a Nandos, but I don’t go there for the service. They could punch me in the face, and I will say thank you can I have a quarter chicken plate. God I love Nandos.

One of the greatest tragedies in modern entertainment is that we never got more episodes of Black Donnelley’s and that doesn’t get talked about enough.

He has become a parody of an aging comedian. Even if you believed this, even if you were joking, you have to know that you sound cringy and missed the irony completely.

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Sabrina Carpenter https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-sabrina-carpenter/

Waking up to see the astros are out of the playoffs is a great way to start the day!

I’m not the only who thinks that Mt. Rushmore is the worst right? It is underwhelming and the morality of it is so terrible.

What a mess

I think people finding Gwar controversial in 2025 might be the funniest and dumbest thing I’ve heard lately.

according to an immigration attorney representing several arrested workers, ICE agents chose to arrest the Korean workers to fulfill the quota of 3,000 daily immigrant arrests set by Stephen Miller www.forbes.com/sites/stuart...

Spinal Tap 2 was soooo good. Couldn’t have asked for a better legacy follow up.

THIS!

Middle aged person thoughts: the older I get the more I like regular cream cheese than the whipped kind.

Look in all this news my grief still stays the same way. The people of Palestine are still being slaughtered with no remorse and the people of my community still live in fear of their lives from ICE.

Because of course they did. And today was the perfect day to do it because no one is talking about it.

Democrats: release the files about the child predators crimes! Republicans: that’s a hostile act against us! They know what that sounds like right?! They have to know.

Helldivers 2 is perfection. The predecessor of Starship troopers we always wanted with the same hilarity and gratuitous bug killing. Bless Sony for sharing it with everyone. GET SOME!

Great genre. Great games.

That is…uh, not a drawing of an adult woman. *shudder*

Trump's massive raid on the Hyundai plant in Georgia is huge news all around the world. But in the US it's barely even reported, much less discussed and explained. Something fundamentally wrong with US media.