Nazi party having obvious difficulty convincing people they aren’t nazis.

dudes rock

I think it’s like matter of national importance that these fucking dweebs be relentlessly mocked and made fun of.

So cool that every finance guy is a bridge and tunnel dickhead who treats the subway from lower manhattan to grand central like it’s their personal, moving conference room.

So are all these officers supposed to like clap at the end of this charade or what? How do you even respond to this?

a sniveling coward who makes up for his deep-seated feelings of inadequacy by worshipping death, violence and the domination of others — many such cases

really interesting to me that pete hegseth — who incidentally was accused of domestic abuse — is obsessed with war crimes

Looking like a honeybaked ham

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so

Stephen miller is such a fucking dweeb. Should’ve shoved that fucker into more lockers in high school, maybe we wouldn’t be where we are if someone did.

jesus christ, man, save some for the rest of us.

my favorite robert redford story is that mike nichols considered him for dustin hoffman's part in THE GRADUATE. during their conversation nichols asked redford something like, "have you ever struck out with a girl?" and redford's response was basically, "i don't understand the question"

What is the word for the weird, spooky sound we’ve decided e-vehicles should make in lieu of a combustion engine?

Riding exercise laps in the park after 7am is peak antisocial behavior and you deserve to be shunned.

If there is anything I’ve learned this week it is that I am going to keep my child extremely far the fuck away from the internet.

Jesus fucking Christ

Losing my goddamned mind. We can condemn political violence without valorizing a destructive, hateful bigot.

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Who among us hasn’t put our high school letterman’s jacket on just to see how it feels again.

Apple is sneaking AI into everything. Turn off enhanced visual search on your photos:

Dumb Angels guys. www.immaculategrid.com/remember @defector.com

There should be a subway line under Northern Blvd.

If he does kick it Stephen miller should commit seppuku. It’s only fair.

This is probably an issue with my broken brain, but I can’t read about legionnaires’ disease outbreaks in the city without thinking of the Decemberists song.

been at the eric adams scavenger hunt all day. mostly we were in a crawlspace under a house in howard beach learning “how to out-hustle the rats.” not sure what this does for the campaign

not making excuses for these fascist losers, but like, pull-ups are fucking hard. if you're not gonna confidently crank them out, like, don't go on fucking tv!

Lmao

Incredible video

Imagine it's 1850 and you've just been flattened by an elite cavalry officer who just yells "SOWWY" as he thunders away.

Lmfao

Was just thinking about summer vacation in high school being home alone, hanging in the swimming pool for hours, having like MTV2 music videos on loop in the middle of the day. What a life.

This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...

Scotland

i am starting to think that jonas ain't got it.

“Pedocon theory does not involve secret networks of underground tunnels where adrenochrome is harvested for reptilian overlords. Pedocon theory is not hiding beneath twelve layers of misdirection. Pedocon theory is rooted in the basic politics of the reactionary right.”

Imagine the idiot failson of a Norman baron going to colonize the Kingdom of Jerusalem in 1115 or so and dying of dehydration after getting too drunk and not realizing he needs to drink water. That guy absolutely existed and he needs more representation in our understanding of history

I love this: defector.com/calvin-and-h...

I guess Tadej called game today. Brutal.

First part of the prose novel Lancelot du Lac, French, 14th century, 📸 by @charlylopezph

It has taken me way too many summer living in muggy climates to understand the virtues of linen fabrics

Not wearing a shirt on the train is psychotic. Nobody needs that, homie.

not enough horrible things await these fuckers in this life or the next

lame earnest post: november is obviously a long ways away but i have to say that as someone who is going to be actually doing the work of this next administration, it feels good to be looking at a future for this city that isn't sour and fearful but celebratory and hopeful.

Brad Lander is the realest of the real.

Fuck him up, Zohran

Pretty amazing that a former president will sit quietly as one of his successors orders US troops into American cities and ships innocent people off to concentration camps—but feels compelled to speak up when a fellow HR nightmare is at risk of losing to another member of the same party.