Mary, penis Scots

10 Horror Films to get know me (im really gonna stretch the def of horror here) Tetsuo the Iron Man Annihilation The Fly (1986) The Lighthouse Possession Nosferatu, The Vampyr Invasion of the Body Snatcher (1978) Ganja and Hess The Abominable Dr. Phibes Perfect Blue

im feeling so exhausted lately

i dont want to get in the habit of taking nudes, bc then ill wanna post them, and tbh im too insecure for that lifestyle

working is playing hell on my scrobbles...

Could annihilation occur to matter, this were the thing to do it.

Me to my therapist when I was 13

We're watching a documentary on cajun food, hootin and hollerin at the TV

gonna write vampire yuri at work

FUCK NEW YORK WE UP #6IX #TDOT #WETHENORTH

Legendary Trans Activist Miss Major Has Been Hospitalized With Sepsis. Here’s How to Help

Finding out that Louis Farrakhan made a transphobic song about Christine Jorgesen under the name "Calypso Gene" is making my head spin

yeah, we wench. keep scrolling

she nuit on my uhhhh until i blanche

feijoada, my love...

should i shave my eyebrows

i will never let a man with thinning hair tell me im not a woman, simply

NO STORY IS LIKE A WHEELED VEHICLE WHOSE CONTACT WITH THE ROAD IS CONTINUOUS. STORIES WALK, LIKE ANIMALS OR MEN.

regardless of any other associations, chan-speak (kino, based, maxxing, proliferation of pepes) is horrible aesthetically and should be avoided for that reason

bleh i feel yucky

flyers,

Hmm i never actually advertise the fact that you can hire me to do things like album covers,

in reality, most people in psychosis just need a cigarette, a bus pass, and a little snack to nibble on intermittently for several hours

I'm thinking of the phrase "ethics in gaming journalism" for some reason

gonna start wearing a "no funeral" shirt, just in case

In America they demand you not mourn people the state doesn't like while getting you fired if you don't mourn the president's favorite podcaster

Haha I wanna do the thing ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 how do you make the text italics. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

goo evening 🥱

emoji check 🌠🪑🫙🐏🌾⚠️🎩

i cant stop hearing Aja saying "and indeed, it was"

*gets inundated with chemicals* time to start my day

am i... cheugy?

is a $2 tip worth getting misgendered? sound off in the comments 👇

who wore it better?

gah

sui ide postponed: i had fun

im not above begging and pleading

*sanely, normally* i need to k-word myself

guh

psst… bl00m.cc

i dont want to get out of bed to day

Chubby Masturbation Special

im gonna start being *that* person who just shares their works to every open submission under the sun and get rejected from all of them

not to be a blowhard, but when i see some of the stuff that gets published to acclaim, i KNOW i can write better than that... WHERE ARE MY FLOWERS?

my favourite throwaway joke in Futurama is when Leela enters the room saying she just had an amazing delivery on Space Earth

my opps forgot i existed

guys im emotionally regulating sooooooo well

its impossible for men and women to date each other ethically. because of the power imbalance