Is being driven insane by AI discourse without actually interacting with a chatbot a subset of AI psychosis

I Have No WiFi, and I Must Post

The fact that "home in" and "hone" are starting to collapse into a single meaning is annoying, and the reasonable only solution is for us as a society to start teaching children knife throwing much earlier than we currently are

Trump can sign as many EOs as he wants but trans people are real. They are loved and cherished and valid and nothing he signs will change any of that. They are us and we will not allow them to be erased.

Husband: What's on your mind? Me, thinking about hobbits playing Edward 40 hands: Physics

By the pricking of my thumbs, Now the jingle hop has begun

But they were all of them deceived, for a fourth Loko was made

My brain is a psyop

Nothing makes me more suspicious of my own brain than when I set out to do something simple like make breakfast and wind up, like, sous viding the honey jar

I feel like I can draw a direct line from my past policy of, "Zero minutes notice is a fine amount of notice for an acid trip" to my current policy of chugging any coffee I find left in my thermos, regardless of time of day. Anyway hi from a 7:45pm iced latte and A+ impulse control.

Ho Hos are better than Swiss Cake Rolls, this is my most correct opinion.

For reasons that are deeply unclear to me, I have made it my mission in life at this moment to get the entire Today in Tabs Discord exercise channel into single leg deadlifts

The other night my husband casually said, "The loaves and the fishes is actually a story about running effective meetings," and I have been haunted by that statement ever since.

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Phenomenal comic about AI in The Nib: https://thenib.com/our-labor-built-ai/

Putting away the dishes at someone else's house is a great way to seem helpful while also ruining their life in small but meaningful ways. Where does that vegetable peeler go? Wherever I want! Good luck!

I'm organizing the people in my field to define the terms on which we will and won't use artificial intelligence in our work (and working to remind myself and others that it's possible and ultimately necessary for us to be the ones to set those terms)

Dermatologist: You've got great skin Me, whispering to myself: I'm a pleasure to have in class

writing in the CMS of life

@rusty.todayintabs.com We're fighting now, I'm coming to Maine and we're gonna fight.

Posting for likes from your lounge chair? You're clout chaise-ing.

Because it came up today in the Tabs discord, here is the full taxonomy of Harry Potter houses: Gryffindor are cops Slytherin are also cops, Ravenclaw are snitches, Hufflepuff are furries. I will not be taking questions

I am about to take two children who haven't napped to the swimming pool for the second time today. If I don't make it, please be sure to note that my second to last post on here was about hubris.

Listen, if people were capable of learning things en masse, we wouldn't still be using a word from Ancient Greek to describe hubris

AI clearly peaked when email figured out the "you wrote 'attached' but didn't attach anything" warning and it's stupid we kept going after that

Guess who lifted today

i am the very model of the powerless ship mazarine i've drifted through the water in a way unlike a submarine i'm floating off of england passing places most historical i fly the flag "i need a tug" with colors semaphorical

This is good and true and smart and @lopatto.bsky.social is correct in every respect. Fuck carry-ons. https://www.theverge.com/2023/7/7/23786450/go-ahead-check-a-bag

Imagine being so stupid you think sports or fashion aren't political. Adam Mosseri must have the most relaxed brain on the planet. It's just hanging out, remembering song lyrics or whatever. https://www.theverge.com/2023/7/7/23787334/instagram-threads-news-politics-adam-mosseri-meta-facebook

Minas Tirith is basically what you would get someone saw a skee-ball game and based their castle defense on it

I have *got* to learn to stop clicking on YouTube links shared in the Today in Tabs discord from my signed-in browser window, my recommendations have become an affront to god

I have had a period for going on three decades and every month features some version of this scene: Me: Everything is the actual worst and I'm dying of malaise, I have never felt so low in my entire life Me two days later, when my period shows up: Oh I wonder if this is related somehow

One of the things I like about having kids is how low your bar for the miraculous becomes. A dinner everyone likes? Miracle! The kids are playing together happily? Miracle? Everyone sleeps past six? Say hallelujah, baby, cause you've got a miracle on your hands.

never making fun of those in-game text logs ever again

*mouth too close to microphone voice* Threads is a psyop, I will not be taking questions so this time.

Listen I know we are all busy or whatever but I'd like to pause to appreciate the fact that until literally today I thought Don DeLillo's name was Dom DeLillo *in spite of having read multiple books of his*.

I just found myself carefully placing children's magazines on the coffee table as though I am running a dentist's office

This week I put nectarines on a homemade pizza and I have been talking about it like having the idea caused me to ascend to the firmament, which it absolutely did. Put more stone fruit on your pizzas you cowards.

I have probably experienced greater dopamine surges than the one I got from having my BFF who hasn't seen me in four months tell me, "Wow, you look ripped" but this is the only one that came without a hangover and has lasted a full 24 hours. Strongly recommend.

What's your personal oddly specific phrase you use often enough that you could reasonably have a macro for it? Mine is: "DON'T GET ME STARTED ON FUCKING LEAP SECONDS", which obviously requires no further explanation.

How it started/how it's going

I just had a a moment where I was like, wow, I am super scattered today, how weird, and then remembered I got three hours of sleep last night and now I'm like, damn, I am holding it together really well, considering.

One of our neighbors regularly buys booze for his teenage kid and her friends, which is the parenting equivalent of leaving a dish of cat food out for a raccoon.

Capped off a successful conference talk with a visit to my favorite art installation of all time, The Visitors by Ragnar Kjartansson, which makes it twice this week an Icelandic man has made me cry

I spent last week in the woods at family camp and this week I have to give a conference talk and all the words have fully fled my brain, which is the best advertisement for family camp I can think of.

Seems about right.

Every time I take a break from weightlifting I'm like, "Oh, my diet isn't that different when I'm not lifting" and then I go back to it and spend the entire day shoving fistfuls of roast turkey into my mouth. Anyway *muffled chewing noises* weightlifting is great and everyone should do it

Actual text messages I just sent at the age of 42. I assume this change will mean I live to at least 100, because everyone knows trail mix and peanut butter pretzels are health food.