I puked a lot over the course of 48 hours last week. Has me remembering HG and thinking that maybe a 3rd baby is not a good idea...

Watched Hokum at the theater today. My main take away is that Adam Scott really really looks like my cousin.

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only Black Sails Buffy Angel Fleabag Burn Notice Big Brother Community BoJack Horseman Crazy Ex-Girlfriend ST: Deep Space 9 ST: Voyager Jane the Virgin Feel Good What We Do in the Shadows Our Flag Means Death

But like, I would so much rather watch Tom Paris turn himself into a space salamander than watch whatever the fuck The Rise of Skywalker was

Work situation is so bad that I'm sending Joseph Rodriguez floating in the pool reactions in the gc.

that’s right @govpritzker.illinois.gov do it

no more independent commissions, repeal any “fair map” amendments that exist, fuck ‘em all draw out every seat in california, illinois, new york, etc no more half measures

This one's for Rachel. No more stupid ass twists CBS. #Survivor50

Get out of here with this fuck ass hamster wheel of a gold coin. #Survivor50

This is delicious. #Survivor50

I may have to apologize to my Aubrytruthing friend... #Survivor50

This is way too complicated for me to follow. #Survivor50

the indoor smoking bans of the 90's and 00's were the last genuinely great win for organized labor in this country and absolutely could not happen today, trying to reopen this door actively sets us back as a civilization, don't give them an inch

Really amazing how I can be up to my elbows in poop water 2× a week and that's fine. If someone spits in my kitchen sink though, we can't enter that room until it's been throughly "decontaminated". I love my brain.

Oh I hate this. (Jeopardy)

Catching trains with toddlers in tow really takes it out of you. I'll be napping for the next week.

So I'm seeing Hamilton in Chicago tonight...

my dream for the next season of big brother is for someone to pretend to be the evil cowboy archetype they keep casting and actually turn out to be normal😭

Seeing Jonathan that happy fills me with rage tbh #survivor50

I love to hate Coach. The little twirl 😡🤣 #Survivor50

if you are "sick" — which, again for RFK is a function of race, class and perceived purity — then there is nothing you can do in the face of disease and death, you are destined to succumb. the upshot either way is we do not need vaccines or most modern medical interventions.

Wow, Jeff really doesn't have the part of the brain that makes you feel shame, huh? #Survivor50

First Julie came out of that porta potty or whatever and now Jeff is in a challenge! We used to be a proper country! #survivor50

Oh god. Emily now knows. That fake idol is going to move through camp like wildfire #Survivor50

So much false equivalence in media on gerrymandering in Texas vs California & Virginia. California and Virginia maps approved by the voters. That's a huge difference not enough people pointing out

IZZY FIELDS THE VOICE OF THE CORRECT PEOPLE!!!!! 📣📣📣

Its once again to assert that the dem voter base doesn't even exist. That only, and exclusively, conservative whites exist. (a thing that is MOSTLY TRUE for Bashear....but certainly not true for the overwhelming majority of dem voters)

I just don't get how people honestly think that the winning message for Dems right now, in this moment, is "be anti-intellectual, reject grassroots organizing, and most of all denigrate anyone who is critical of racism or sexism"

Ended up seeing Faces of Death. Kinda loved it.

My comic haul is much larger than I expected. Still waiting on my tpb order though.

✅️ Library ✅️ Lunch On to the comic shop!

Wtf. Why is there tornado activity happening in at nearly 1 am?

I had a really wonderful conversation with my kiddo tonight. He knows so many weird animal facts at this point in his life. It's truly a marvel.

bluesky turning into the big brother of apps. i love the fuck out of it but i'm never mentioning it to anyone in real life because it's just gonna embarrass me

Why was the theater filled with stuff I want to see 2 weeks ago when I was busy? Now I'm faced with a bunch of mediocre options and nothing but free time.

cannot wait for the trend of the race-science curious pundit to end

it really would be a crime not to have our lord and savior of honor and integrity as a traitor next season #survivor50

Emily's expression when Rizo said "I love you, Dragonslayer." 🤣🤣🤣 #Survivor50

I love how Rizzo is just unapologetically a fan. #Survivor50

Dee looks stunning 🥰😍 #Survivor50

THAT'S MY WINNER RIGHT THERE #Survivor50

YES THANK GOD FOR CIRIE MOTHERFUCKIN FIELDS!!!!! CIRIE DRAGON SLAYER, FIRST OF HER NAME!!!!! #Survivor50

I do love Coach and Chrissy telling each other that they're unlikeable. #Survivor50

Oh she's taking the whole game. #Survivor50

Yes, Jeff, remind me of the percentage of #Survivor50 fans I hate.

I hate where this is going already. #Survivor50

People who suddenly feel like their transphobic “jokes” and “fairness in sports” takes are a bad look while the government forcibly detransitions people don’t get to say “oh that’s not what I meant!” You did mean it! People told you what it meant and you did it anyways!

Going to the movies on Sunday! Reclaiming my life from my infant! (Love him though)

Did we know that Dave Grohl was at the scene of the crime?