Wegmans is packed like it’s the Wednesday before thanksgiving. Wtf is going onnnnnnn

It’s too early for dumb people. If I gave you a jpg and you needed to put it into a document, would you know how to scale it down if needed? A designer 1000% would, but a layperson maybe using Word- should they or am I expecting too much.

Adam is breaking my heart OMG #TAR38

Adam’s sugar is freaking me out. Have a bar please! #TAR38

I would throw kyland clear across the street omg #TAR38

Why in the world did Joseph and Adam pick the dancing? #TAR38

What are jack and Chelsie doing? No one else got on a bus right? #TAR38

Seriously what is wrong with that chicken. #TAR38

Pizzy gonna find religion? LETS GOOOOO GOD 101 #TAR38

That janky chicken is cracking me up #TAR38

WHY ARE WE DOING MERGATORY AGAIN #Survivor #Survivor49

Wait- has it always been “Soph” in the intro? #Survivor #Survivor49

Getting started on #AllHerFault before I drop Peacock (until January 8 of course- let’s be serious)

Is Garrick trying to dress like his hero Roman Grant from Big Love or what? #SeekingSisterWife

YOU GUYS!! This was brunch/lunch with bloody Mary’s. I AM STILL HERE.

Made lunch plans with some of the women I work with on election day. What do you mean you’re picking me up at 10:35? Is this what time retired people eat lunch??

I am CRYING at those players being yeeted out of the slides #SquidGameTheChallenge

I’m stuck in a group text with a client and some other randos. Why are y’all conducting business this way at 9pm on a Monday? EMAIL EXISTS.

I’m laughing so hard at Morgan each time describing a scenario that Taran covered extensively in a live feed update like it’s new information for him. He has these feeds memorized 😭😭😭

What week are week in live in the deep dive? Trying to gauge how far behind I am. #bb27 #bb27

My mom keeps calling and interrupting my stream. I’m now behind by a bit, but are we on a week an hour pace? 😭😭😭😭

I’ve been at it for three hours and have only done the back. I’m not gonna make it by 2 😭😭😭😭😭

Trying to work out the latest I can start on the leaves/grass and be showered and settled by 2pm.

SCHEDULE CLEARED

Oh this is actually funny as a first skeet. I’d joined August 2023 and apparently hadn’t updated my app until the great #bbsky migration!

How are y’all finding your first posts without scrolling endlessly? #bbsky

It sooooo windy today. Listening to the sticks and acorns whack my roof and rethinking my choice of taking a walk later. Not trying to get pelted by acorns!

RUN PIZZY RUN #TAR38

Pizzy in the dark confessional. I am scared. #TAR38

How have they managed to make this season so boring. This is such bad leg design #TAR38

Team Izzy. I am NOT jumping out of a plane #TAR38

This gap better settle itself quickly bc this is bullshit #TAR38

That was a weird episode #Survivor #Survivor49

Why is new Sophie Soph suddenly all over this show #Survivor #Survivor49

Am I crazy or was the other team not actually close? #Survivor

My poll worker bestie dropped off a bag of sour patch kids Halloween goodie bags at my house today. I’m not even going to complain that they are all watermelon flavor.

Sitting in my car out front of my rental while the plasterer repairs the ceiling 😢. Finding out the Britney/Morgan skank video is almost two hours 🎉💛🔥🔥🔥💛🎉

An asshole local lawyer that I got into a Facebook fight with once LOST his election today hahahaha ha

SWEEP SWEEP VIRGINIA

VIRGINIA LOOKING GOOD 🎉🎉🎉

The brain wipe that happens when voters step into a polling location needs to be studied.

The timeline celebrating this morning 😂

Yayyyyyy 5am at at the school to open the polls and the doors aren’t unlocked

The air fryer was MADE for chicken thighs

Yesterday time barely even moved and now somehow today it’s already 2pm????

I keep saying this will be my last election to work and then the moment passes and I sign up again. And then every Monday before Election Day, I’m filled with dread and loathing and resentment at having to get up at 4am and do it all again.

It’s like barely raining out and not windy at all and something (hopefully just an acorn?) just slammed against my bedroom window. Wtf

Man I hate the Steelers. Forever and ever.

Colts are KILLING me right now

Cleaned up my beds, pruned some things, transplanted some other things, and got the pansies planted. Not bad for a quick two hour hustle before the Colts game!