"Quiet, Piggy"

For the people who are done pretending…

MTG: “I ain’t doing nothin’ now that I’m retired. Except running for president in 2028.”

I hope MTG reads the Epstein list on the floor of Congress

And then they expect us to live on this BULLSHIT

According to the orange asshole, he should be put to death, himself. Just one question, may I have the honors?

Has Lindsey Halligan been disbarred for the Comey thing yet?

RELEASE THE FILES

fun fact: in the Pluribus universe, everyone knows what's in the Epstein files

Is it dead yet?

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

Newsflash people. When have any of you ever heard Bill Clinton be referred to as Bubba? Show of hands, please. Now, can I see a show of hands from the ones of you who have heard George W Bush being referred to as Bubba. Yeah, that's right.

Yes, donny, and as soon as you're booted out of the White House, we will make sure you are held accountable for your atrocities against the people to the fullest extent of the law. And BTW, it's your republican shutdown, not ours, you fucking moron. Shake in your shoes fuckface.

Not In The Epstein Files 👇👇👇👇👇

I just want to make sure I have this shit right. donald trump hung with Epstein, and he's dead. Suicide. Now we find out donald trump spent hours alone with an underage Virginia Guiffre who is also dead by suicide. Coincidence? I don't believe in coincidence. Let's just release the Epstein files.

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

RELEASE THE FUCKING EPSTEIN FILES

Caitlyn didn't attend her daughter's birthday party because of her comment. I mean, really? Kendall a Victoria's Secret model, and what has Caitlyn ever done? Absolutely nothing. Prove me wrong.

Not sure who needs to hear this but we landed on the moon

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

The Black Panthers are distributing food to those who have dire need due to suspension of food assistance programs. Are Turning Point USA doing the same?

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

It's 2:30 in the morning, and I can't believe that we're in the 18th inning. I thought for sure that Ohtani would end this last inning. Tomorrow is gonna be a lonnnnggg day.

Ohtani is worth every single penny.

Who is he jacking off?

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

The Santos commutation is a prelude to a Ghislaine Maxwell pardon. Mark my words.

Mike Johnson has now had the House adjourned for 74 out of the last 86 days. They have worked 12 days in 3 months. Epstein Shutdown.

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

Respect to those who got here first.

America First?

A new name for this angry cat on #CATURDAY

Stand strong and stay safe, Portland. 💙🐸 #FuckICE

@thebandcake.bsky.social thank you for sharing this. The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121. #epstein

live your life in such a way that the entire world doesn't laugh its ass off when you don't get the Nobel Peace Prize

You can steal an election but you can't steal a Nobel Peace Prize.

This is Adelita Grijalva. She was elected to Congress two weeks ago, officially making her the final vote needed to force the release of the Epstein files. She has still not been sworn in because Mike Johnson refuses to do so.

He's doing all of this because his name is on every single page of the Epstein files. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

RELEASE THE TRUMP EPSTEIN FILES

I’m horrified by Trump’s order to send 300 National Guard troops to Chicago. We’re only nine months into a four year term and already the president is trying to invade an American city. If you’re in the Guard, you can and should refuse these orders.

Bill Belichick lost 73-24 today. Just kidding; that’s how old he and his girlfriend are. Fucking pig.

Are we really allowing this shit to happen? These aren't cops. They're flunky racists with weapons. Why don't we take them out? I can get canisters of tear gas. Let's unleash on them. Winning? Yeah, okay, whatever. I can't wait for the dickheads funeral. I'm throwing a party and you're all invited.

This is fucking gross. I wonder what makes these comedians think that they can't be tortured bonesawed and carried out in garbage bags?

Are we "winning" yet?

🐥 ‼️ 🔴 T H I S 🔴 ‼️ 🐥

Pete Hegseth is a fucking loser. Fuck that sissy ass non special force worthy dickhead drunk.

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

Mike Johnson can suck a bag of dicks.