If the Strait is shut down for another few months we will start to look back on $4 average gas prices with nostalgia.

Prosecutors are not investigators. They’re not supposed to be witnesses. Any time prosecutors show up at a “crime scene” it’s a stunt, not an investigation. www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...

Trump is even losing the support of White Collar criminals

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Paige going to the draft dressed like Mike Ditka is sending me.

Based on a few of my older cousins on Facebook drinking racism and classism from a firehose.

I got my money on the guy from Chicago.

It's like the naked gun when Frank drebin says "2 can play that game" and grabs a hostage himself.

There is nothing these losers won't tolerate to preserve a sense of normalcy, which is coincidentally also required to maintain their own power and the flow of donation money.

Unless there's an emergency that requires his immediate return to his home planet I'm not sure he could surprise me.

was that Melania speech one of Iran’s demands

dad: so whats the deal with the war me: *speaks for 5 min* dad: wow that is an impressive analysis me: thanks I took it from a person I follow online who is a subject matter expert dad: oh whats their name me: They are a cartoon dog wearing underwear as a face mask called Piss Prevail On Earth

My wife is into these shows, and all the men on it shatter like porcelain the minute their dumb manosphere gimmick falls under the lightest scrutiny.

CBS News has a bombshell interview with a U.S. soldier who survived the deadly attack in Kuwait on the first day of the way -- he says Pete Hegseth is lying about the attack and that the base "was unprepared to provide any defense for itself." www.cbsnews.com/news/iran-wa...

The Artemis II crew proposed naming a moon crater after Commander Reid Wiseman’s late wife Carroll, who lost her life to cancer 😭

Pat threw a crotch chop in middle school at one of the Vice Principals and he's been trying to recreate that adrenaline rush for 25 years.

How many times is the stock market going to fall for this BLS data that gets revised down to basically zero a few months later?

Not sure where Nate's getting the idea that Dave Portnoy, Russia Today, Barstool Sports, and the Polymarket account are politically "neutral" voices, but ok

It is the year 2026 AD. Super hackers have gained illicit backdoor access to the AI Claude through the Chipotle support chat.

lol, lmao, lol and lmao

Two decades of real life personal history between Orton and Rhodes and their WrestleMania feud largely hinges on the participation of Jelly Roll and Pat fucking McAfee. Triple H has lost the plot on this one.

Core inflation numbers exclude so many essential products that it is essentially a worthless metric when attempting to determine the pain lower and middle income people are feeling right now. The inflation numbers actively require people to disbelieve their own lived experiences.

Hard to overstate how obvious this was in Minneapolis. They'd roll around the neighborhood in full gear, doing nothing immigration-related at all, wait for angry crowds to gather, and then attack them with tear gas and pepper spray! It was a violent siege and the feds owe us billions in reparations.

Seems like a bad time to raise the risk of systemic collapse through lower fractional reserve requirements, but sure let's speed run another 2008 or worse.

Bill Ackman would like you to provide him with exit liquidity. www.cnbc.com/2026/03/30/b...

Is he talking to someone or just going nuts?

Rahm Emmanuel on there looking like Palpatine

Briber's remorse

PSA for everyone going to protests

Just the President of the United States again saying insanely, unapologetically, shamelessly racist shit, and the extremely powerful people around him nodding in agreement. How far back in time would you have to go to find another U.S. president saying something this bigoted in public?

2016 does feel like 30 years ago, I'll give you that.

Brand new sentence

Was Stalin's politburo this pathetic publicly?

It's also pretty clear that the Republican-appointed justices do not understand a great deal about how elections are actually administered. Their questions (and especially hypotheticals) are built on weird, paranoid fantasies that do not align with reality. bsky.app/profile/wing...

Says the guy with his first wife buried on his golf course for a tax break.

Potentially unsalvageable country.

High Point coach Flynn Clayman after beating Wisconsin: "It looks obvious high-majors need to play mid-majors during the season. They said we didn't play nobody. … Nobody would play us, just like they wouldn't play Miami (Ohio). But they have to play us in this tournament."

Some of these places have average home prices in the millions. I guess the target audience for this is people who are looking for their fifth home.

I know I've said this a trillion times but I have to say it periodically to keep from going insane: The right ran a huge, well-funded, & ultimately successful campaign to completely take over political media & the infosphere more generally. This is by far the most important political development...

Hey, I know you're suffering because we waged a pointless, massively expensive, forever war that I promised would never happen if you elected us, and we did it without the slightest bit of preparation, which is compounding the pain, but hey, at least a bunch of foreigners are suffering more!

We're about 18 months from Jensen drinking his own piss.

Everybody watching this match

With just a few thousand dollars in Nvidia GPUs, you too can apply instagram filters to your game models that also apparently remove background characters.

Note: Trump hasn't written any of his books himself.