Checking YouGov and this little dude is higher in the opinion polls than Starmer

The baby has painted a picture of the Very Hungry Caterpillar, please appreciate her brilliance 👏

Anyway, Microsoft's gaming products are subject to a boycott from the BDS movement, due to Microsoft's ongoing support for the IDF. Bethesda is owned by Microsoft. nogamesforgenocide.com

We stopped playing video games about Dizzy the Egg and instead turned to false idols like "Mario" and "Sonic the Hedge Hog"

It's truly outstanding that Starmer did his own nasally, arrogant version of this and some of our "journalists" and associated sentient briefcases think he's learned his lesson and want to buy him a present

Hey, several batches of baby formula from a couple different brands in the uk and Europe have been recalled for contamination causing illness: if you formula feed, check your supply. Info here: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Hello sexy people. Tomorrow you'll see A LOT of messages about Bandcamp Friday. I would just like you to know I only have 3 copies of my recent EP on cassette left, and I'm telling you today because by the end of tomorrow I would love to say I had sold out hawaiiworms.bandcamp.com/album/kiosk-67

My partner has emptied and started filling the dishwasher for possibly the first time in the decade we have been together, but they've done it wrong 😠

He lives in a house, a very big house in cum country

We don't eat enough Greggs festive bakes

Respectful cum country. #Starmer

Someone should have told him not to stand near signs at this point

Money can buy happiness though, having money and not using that money to gain happiness is the biggest failure someone can possibly have

Since the transphobic dog whistle/air horn of "trans people are an affluent white demographic" is doing the rounds again, remember that it is an absolute crock of shit and you should call it out accordingly. Here's some info on the transgender pay gap in the US:

- https://www.fiveforfive.co.uk/ is back and they have a payment platform up - @essehouse.bsky.social continues to do great work cis people if you’re looking to help UK trans people directly then either of those would be a better place to start than most of the orgs that claim to help us.

Bold words from someone who is sending tens of thousands of didabled people onto poverty, is sitting on his hands as a rogue court tries to end trans rights, and referenced Enoch Powell in a speech about immigration

The Steam Machine has been delayed because stupid little babies can't stop using AI to write their emails: aftermath.site/steam-machine-...

Any help with #mutualaid would be fantastic

Just found out the dastardly Yanks own a majority share of Weetabix, what the fuck, what even is British anymore 🤬🇬🇧

Update:

Please wish Minnie luck at the vet, she is getting her jabs and they will also review if she is still a chonk machine 🫡

You have chosen 'posting through it' May I suggest a review and rework of your failing moderation? 'posting through it' selected Now, enter the tone of your post I suggest 'humble' You have entered 'sneering tech bro'

Loot that drops after defeating me: none, you just get my mental illness unless you roll out of the area of effect quickly enough

Every day the mods on here:

Dril has been banned for doxxing Jeffrey Epstein.

Heard he spoke up in support of beloved and much-missed poster extraordinaire Slurms MacKenzie 😤

they fucking suspended @dril.bsky.social

Had to do three major presentations today, have aced all of them, but now I am utterly exhausted

Singing Portobello Road from Bedknobs & Broomsticks except now it's Mortadella Road and it's a road of delicious Italian sausage as far as the eye can see

Anyway look at this absolute *king* who is doing literally every single thing in Pokémon HeartGold, route by route, including catching every Pokémon as a shiny. Nothing but respect 🫡

The fact that only *now* are UK journalists pointing out things we all knew about how Mandelson had much sway over media relations and the press, instead of at any point before it was apparent his position was finally untenable, is an indictment on them all

Tbf maybe Starmer was just doing this again when people showed him all about Mandelson's corruption and links to the world's most notorious paedophile

Someone get Big Sam on the phone

The framing some utter melts are pushing of "these powerful people wouldn't be rapist paedophiles if they weren't tricked by the dastardly Russians" is fucking gross tbh

Russian spies did not force the rich and powerful in America to be sex trafficking pedophiles please be serious

Sex bomb Sex bomb Antique sex bomb Is the rectum really where Antique shells should belong

Little Lion Man by Mumford and Sons, twee garbage by awful people and enjoyed by the absolute worst pricks I knew at the time it came out

And All That Could Have Been by Nine Inch Nails. It's wild that this song was only available on a rare acoustic live album for so long!

Labour is actively protecting the Epstein class and hiding their crimes from you

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It's his time

I watched The Room at too impressionable an age and now I can only get off by being torn apart by someone called Lisa

Attention:

Since Konflict '47 is doing the rounds again, reminder that this is 'El Supremo' (his own words) at Warlord Games.

A primer on jokes front the Simpsons based around shop signs called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Sneed's Feed & Seed

Anyway hello everyone, I saw this cool video today for the first time and thought you might like it

He's banned He's banned Slurms has been banned Told Gaiman to do what's right Clearly the mods are fans