Prepping my Halloween decor! 💀 #halloween #fall #decor

Home gym makeover! I’m doing more house projects lately to keep myself busy and manage anxiety. 🫠 #diy #sherwinwilliams #paint #ikea #peloton #voteblue #progressive

I planted this lilac bush about 7 yrs ago.It’s been run over by the mower a couple of times.Thanks son,I still love you.This is the first year I’ve had a bloom. It’s 3 little blooms and I’m so excited that I screamed in the car and scare my daughter.Hello Lilac,I’ve been waiting for you to bloom.

Hey. I'm a journalist in Atlanta. I write for The Guardian and Rolling Stone. If you work for the federal government, and want to connect in person to discuss the illegal and unconstitutional activities you are seeing inside your agency, send me a note via Signal. They can't kill us all.

More AOC, please!

🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈

This isn’t a “seems like” or “appears to be” event… It was intentional, deliberate, and unequivocal.

VOMIT!!! I can't believe we have this garbage back.

Dr. King spread a message of justice and persisted in the face of hatred.   His legacy calls us to serve each other and to continue striving towards a more inclusive and united Minnesota.

I guess they didn’t like my honesty 🤷‍♀️

instead of invite codes this site should require a personal reference from someone stating that you understand what a joke is

Congrats to all those Trump fans who fell for the most obvious scam in the history of the world.

Goodnight 🌙 Fuck Merrick Garland

2009 Obama 28°F 1977 Carter 28°F 1961 Kennedy 22°F It’s not about the cold… it’s about the small crowd size.

I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget INSURRECTIONIST TRUMP!

As outgoing as I am, I really do try to mind my own business. But let’s be clear: it’s a rare occasion that I’ll hear an old white man call Kamala Harris “dumber than a cow” & “Willie Brown’s mistress” without going off. Sexist piece of shit. Told him he couldn’t wipe Harris’s dirty shoes.

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

Dear MAGA dumbfucks: Billionaires are not your friends.

One week apart

I’m so fucking tired.

THREAD: In 2023, I received an envelope with no return address. Inside was a flash drive containing tens of 1000s of secret files. It came from a vigilante with a tumultuous past, who'd conducted a years-long undercover operation. He didn’t tell the FBI or his family. He only told me.

A social distancing cheat chart:

Just leaving this here—you know why.

President, humanitarian, strike thrower

Congratulations to Mike Johnson for trying to pressure the House Ethics Committee into burying a report that found the then-nominee for attorney general had engaged in sexual activity with a minor. Party of Family Values, am I right?

There's literally no way in hell he won 7 swing states and I'll go to my grave believing that.

No one voted for Elon musk. Fuck that fucking loser.

What an embarrassing time to be alive

THIS would have been a smarter option

I prefer presidents who aren't wannabe authoritarians.

Embroidery helps, though

He’s right. We want to do away with the popular vote. Republicans should immediately get rid of the electoral college to teach us a lesson.

The Syrians managed to save some of the intelligence files found in the bases Israel was set to destroy. Some of the files report how Assad intelligence provided Israel with information about Iranian positions & weapons transfers, dates back to 2022. This report was found in Nayrab military airport.

Thou shalt not forget that all Americans are united by how much they hate the greed of healthcare insurance companies.

Nearly every single Republican voted against releasing the Matt Gaetz ethics report. Remember this the next time they pretend to care about protecting minors.

This is correct

I hope everyone is paying close attention to how the Hunter Biden pardon is being covered. If you wondered why Trump and his cronies can betray America and commit ceaseless crimes for years without consequences but Democrats can't right obviously partisan wrongs, the current media reaction is why.

No mother “accidentally” tells her son he’s a piece of shit when it comes to women.