[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard

I hate the satanic pedophile gangster state more than I can properly express

I'm an AI hater but the kind of one-drop rule where an entire creative work is ruined by the use of some placeholder assets from years ago is an absurd standard

"Get a load of this -- you can whack off to kids on these things!"

lol, lmao, lol, lmao

I cried a lot at the end of expedition 33 but still not nearly as much as some of these haters have in the last 24 hours

She’s a ten but also something else, there is something that seems to writhe under her skin. She’s a ten but you know that she isn’t anything, not really, that she appeared suddenly, and can disperse the same way, between pines and ferns, a pale hand dragging against sharp bark before disappearing

This song is about getting sentenced to 5 million years in prison m.youtube.com/watch?v=ddFm...

firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now (copy paste-able in the alt text)

yall we got that cali purp come check these hairs out. damn son these nugs look like the metroid motorcycle

They should make an ace attorney game where you have to defend Lee Harvey Oswald and dramatically prove in court that CIA/Mossad did it while foiling Jack Ruby along the way

currently in a 127 Hours situation but it's just my cat sitting on me even though i have work to do

the want to draw 'the mac and cheese wanter' wanter

same tbh

I think prep was starting to kill me so I had to stop taking it. Already feeling better

Our gerontocracy is under attack. If you don't vote in November it could be completely dismantled

Worst thing about reading old math books is when they use the calligraphic script letters and you just have to go along with it and pretend that "𝒮 " is the letter S

the ads on the other website are hitting levels of cursed that shouldn't even be possible

I have also been making AI art mocking him for the past few hours

he can't stop making memes of our cats

A topologist is someone who can't tell the difference between a donut and a coffee cup. A Lacanian topologist is someone who can't tell the difference between a penis and the square root of -1

Reposting here but I have recently found direct proof that DARPAs LifeLog project was rebranded as Facebook. What was once considered a conspiracy theory is now a confirmed fact. github.com/facebookrese...

Trying to understand the appeal of manual transmissions but all the testimonials sound like they want to fuck the car.

me waiting for Death Stranding to get good

abolish private ownership of a lonely heart

If you're 5'3 and 300 lbs hmu

saying "Rush? yeah they're ok" within earshot of guys at the bar just to feel something

I'm not really into cryptids but I want to believe there are mountain lions in the eastern US even though the authorities insist otherwise

Math (normal) vs math (American)

I loved the Barbie movie it was really fun and funny. Best toy commercial I've ever seen

true story

Didn't expect to migrate over here but somehow Twitter's decline is only accelerating. it's only a matter of time before it's complete unusable