Watching the rest of the East fall all over themselves to miss the playoffs is my 2d bit of nostalgia for the day. #Canes had a decade of participating in that nonsense.

And America's "Christian" community is lovingly suckling him.

I find myself a little nostalgic this morning for coloring eggs with the old PAAS egg dye tablet coloring sets.

Happy Easter everyone, from the alleged Saint y'all voted for.

Dobes been lucky AF in OT

Fuck Mayfield.

A legitimate "Experience Canes Hockey" game tonight.

He of the giving up the very first lacrosse goal in NHL history, yea The Svech?

Oh. Geno a sore loser?

Having 14 games one night and 2 the next has to be a close second

Like Vincent Gambini taking the bar (though it only took him 6x)

Wasn't our favorite bottle for victory Scotch, but wasn't *bad*. Looking forward to starting a different bottle this weekend. #Canes

Prime example of a selfish penalty costing you

When you're in the 2d period and have as many goals as your opponent has shots, you're doing pretty well

2-goal lead means we've reached the game management portion of tonight's contest

1st period hatty watch? In this economy??

They never see the things they dont want to. But can see the 1 trans person outta 16,000,000 ppl

Good luck to the space people doing space things, it would be so much nicer if we could focus on expanding the frontiers of humanity instead of being stuck with our current regressive batch of useless dildos

Be careful what you wish for

Religious leaders fawning all over Mr. Convicted Felon is reason 16,473,936 why I'm a fucking heathen

Just had to scold the wife for getting the scotch out before the final buzzer

Lol at AJ: I realize there are rules but they should have just ignored the rules

Dude scores every game against Carolina. Lol

A whole evening of Sssshvesssshnikof. Exciting.

Not me watching other teams' goaltenders stoppibg breakaways

It's fun watching teams run around being stupid when it's not a game you care about

Braves appear allergic to scoring runs in more than one inning per game. That is not going to go well over 162

Oh...

Watching the Braves game as the appetizer to the Leafs in Anaheim. Feel like that one might be a little spicy

Oof #CarolinaCulture

#ProudBlue #ResistanceUnited #Pinks Greed and gluttony are hallmarks of evil.

It's Monday morning and I've responded to three emails and sent off a 4th before 9am. I'm done, right?

the NCAA uploaded raw footage of the UConn buzzer-beater from every camera CBS had in the building to youtube (will drop in the replies) and the best part has to be this hard pan to Dan Hurley's mom yelling HOLY FUCKING SHIT followed by a synchronized simultaneous HOLY SHIT by both Hurley parents

Keep underachieving, Duke

Duke won’t solve this until one of their own throws Stephen Miller into an active volcano

Braves Canes & Hornets all being trash on a Sunday. What a great way to prepare me for work Monday.

If the 🦓🦓 are gonna let teams get away with murder, I'd just as soon see a murder on the ice

I can't even with the shit they've let go by the team in white but if red looks at someone

Experience Canes hockey

Tell me if you've heard this story before....

So, y'all are ready for the 2d period regression, right?

Game hasn't even started yet and Aho is in the box. SMH

KC should feel pretty annoyed that they shutout Atlanta for 16 of 18 innings the last 2 days but only won one game

Always fun watching a team displaying warning track power. Just a complete letdown constantly

I like this No kings rally sign

Down 2 in the 8th you can't get picked off 1st. Period.

Oh goodie

Y'all are welcome. I chose not to put 👻 back in my lineup today.

So we now know what it takes to get a quality 2d period from the Canes: lose the 1st