THE EGO HAS LANDED #StanstedAirport #TrumpStateVisit

@maryinannarbor.bsky.social do you know about this?

An elderly man threatening everything that has ever made him feel nervous. A party appeasing him to cash in once he kicks. The other party trying to open everyone's eyes and being punished for it. We're in King Lear, if it had been written by monkeys on meth.

I’m embarking on a new chapter in my life. The house is sold, I’m about to quit my job, and retire. I will still post political quips, but I will also focus on my journey to my retirement. I hope you will join me.

Whatever he's thinking...

Why would I want to visit the USA?

@actualnames.bsky.social Here’s one for you.

Alligator Auschwitz

OK, I have to figure out where to have lunch. It's either Bojangles or Taco Bell. Yeah, I know not even close.

Jesse Wells, who doesn't appear to be on bsky yet, starts the day off with a new song "My Billionaire Daddies are Fighting" www.youtube.com/watch?v=evfY... Enjoy!

Night of the long knives but literally there’s no plan and everyone is just stabbing each other wildly and the stabbing is quote-poasting

Ukrainians watching this big beautiful beef unfold:⚡️ Zelensky promised to end the war between Trump and Musk within 24 hours.

Weird they're showing Swan Lake on Fox right now

I am leaving the Democrats Party due to its penchant for hiring incompetent and self-promoting White House press secretaries. by Karine Jean-Pierre

SEPTA buses and trains keep catching fire. #Philadelphia #SEPTA www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/s...

We don't need a liberal Joe Rogan, we need a liberal Ann Coulter. It's time to stop bringing knives to a gun fight.

99% of Republican politicians give the rest a bad name.

Tues #BlueCrew @mersyme.bsky.social @kevinsteinley.bsky.social @timjvalentine.bsky.social @leanneds.bsky.social @elhowieson.bsky.social @dracosmom.bsky.social‪ @squireafd.bsky.social @dobbee369.bsky.social

Thanks to @stephaniemiller.bsky.social I have a new nickname for Karoline Leavitt: Bullsh*t Barbie.

Thanks @stephaniemiller.bsky.social for putting that Brandy ear worm in my head.

@jodyhamilton.bsky.social @stephaniemiller.bsky.social Congrats on the new gig! I can't wait to turn in!

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgQg...

Jill Sobule's final song @stephaniemiller.bsky.social crooksandliars.com/2025/05/jill...

Can't we just lock up the entire GOP and Trump administration into a shipping container and just drop it overboard a container ship over the Mariana Trench?

If Donald wants to have the biggest, most joyous parade ever, he should start it by riding in this:

I’m seeing a lot of pictures from the #handsoff rallies, but I haven’t seen any police. Can anyone confirm if there was a large police presence at any of these rallies?

We are all Trump’s Taj Mahal now.

Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich

When the United States was formed, there was no Elon Musk, Tesla, Starlink, or SpaceX. If it were up to me, I would say let's make it like that again.

Did you know St. Elmo's Fire was originally titled St. Big Bird's Fire, but Big Bird didn't like the script, so the producers went with a lesser-known muppet.

Senate Democrats should 100% not agree to the Trump/MAGA spending resolution. Stick to your NO. A shutdown Trump regime is far, far better than an open one!

In #BucksCounty #PA01, Rep. Brian Fitzpatrick's constituents have put out a missing person alert for the Republican Congressman. He refuses to hold in-person town halls and won't respond to local media interview requests. (He wouldn't even debate his opponent last election.) He is incommunicado.

With all the crap that is happening in Yambo's America, I think we all forgot that today is Fat Tuesday. I'm going to head to Yum Yum Donuts and get me some Fastnachts.

Happy Wednesday to everyone who agrees that Republicans who voted to cut Medicaid and SNAP benefits to give billionaires a fucking tax cut should be hounded about it DAILY until they're voted out of office, every last one of them. CAN I GET AN AMEN?🙏

Mike Johnson is a closeted homosexual. We all know this. Nothing wrong with that by itself. People come out on their own time. Yet, his insistence on distracting from his nature by inflicting pain on those who are comfortable being themselves? The definition of despicable.

Cover him honestly from a distance. Stop putting his face on TV, but report on all the damage he's causing. This will quickly drive him crazy because he won't be getting the attention he wants.

✊😆 Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov

Hey @bsky.app, give us a friggin' edit button.