I could never live in the PNW because it's been raining steadily for three hours and I'm about to snap.

You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat

impeach and remove

really wish my tax dollars went to libraries and healthcare and not helping snipe children in the head and bombing sovereign countries for no fucking reason

Ponchos Parade

Happy "Baseballism is shipping the WS pre-orders" Day to all who celebrate

wizard cat has a very important message

Due to travel, I have just now finished watching Heated Rivalry. Delayed reactions on old posts may ensue.

Immortal grifter (last finished) or lady pirate (just started)

Work laptop off Fuzzy socks on Hot chocolate made Time to be cozy AF for two weeks

solidarity with trans people and death to fascism

This entire weekend

Coughed so hard I threw out my back. Why are bodies.

Thrilled, I love BIAD!

I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points

Gonna need all the sites that say day 4 of the flu is the worst and then you feel better to be accurate

Help us send 2,000 books to readers who are incarcerated this winter through our Books Not Bars program

RIP, King. Claude, San Francisco's beloved albino alligator, dies at age 30 www.sfgate.com/local/articl...

Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.

Turning on the parade just in time for the Ragtime performance

Travel tip: check the volume on your alarm, especially when you got tired the night before and decided to finish packing in the morning

Deep cleaning the closets to earn my gluttony

Apparently I should look at my nice shoes more often (I have a work party tonight and they were in some kind of state)

Truly hate how many times I've had to hear Schiff's voicemail message trying to find one that isn't full.

Sometimes, on a Friday, we just need to have nice things to see

Gonna be late to my 1pm meeting

He's so awkward hahaha weirdest birthday ever

Not that this celebration isn't great and fun, but I do think last year was more of a sloppy punch-drunk time.

You have to stand two people away from the person Treinen is trying to toss a baseball to if you want to catch it

We got both kinds of Dodgers: shirts off and full jacket/beanie

I wonder if Kershaw will continue systematically ripping up all his shirts in retirement

Mark Walters should've brought a giant checkbook to hold at the front of the bus. Missed troll opportunity.

I learned my lesson about buying shirts with players' names and images on them (some of my 2020 stuff is...hard to wear), but Yamamoto might have a case for it.

Following this sport is an act of resistance

If you're still up, and want to read about the game, here's a piece I wrote about the game (free to read with basic sub)

Sleep was but a brief interruption to huffing WS content. weeee are the champions

Pages running Kiké all the way over? SHENANIGANS

Watching THE MiggyRo at-bat, what a job, what a pro

I had to leave home after T7 and stop paying attention after B8 so I'm watching the rest of the game now. It's a lot less stressful when you know the ending!

I just performed an hour of improv and this game is still happening!!?

I'm too stressed to even play my little stress games right now

Every time they promo football stuff during the baseball game I think about Juan Uribe

It's frustrating because these dinguses *know* Scherzer, he's been pitching for their whole careers, this should go better

Has this World Series consistently featured the highest quality of baseball? No. Has it featured the widest array possible of beautiful, weird, specific baseball delights? Yes.

✔️SHENANIGANS (on field rumble edition)

The in-dugout interviews are going hilariously poorly this series. No one will learn from this.