Here’s why ICE is an important part of the Abundance Agenda,

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Remember “four dead in Ohio?” That was quaint.

YOU - “Lamby looks soft.” LITTLE LILY - “Yes. Very soft.” Suddenly she pushes the stuffed animal toward your face. YOU - “I don't deserve it. I'm scum.”

it is wholly in the best interests of power if you’re so weary of your endless misery scroll that your nerves are numbed, they want you to experience the video of the killing as a roughly equivalent nuisance to their AI slop posts jeering about wokeness

it’s a wicked world in all meridians

And reporters who simply uncritically regurgitate these lies are acting as agents to fascism.

look at what the communists have done

Oh shit, I just remembered I don’t give a shit about what Scott Galloway has to say about anything

It’s a wonderful night for normie libs tonight, if you crack a window you can hear them gathering at the local Starbucks to sing Hamilton together

Losesome Sears

Experts say it followed an earnest and heartfelt Shahada

I’M SO BASED

I meant to go out for Taco Bell at the end of this inning now it’s pitcher change #2

If you’re rooting for the Dodgers that’s fine but if you’re not rooting for z Toronto you’re an asshole

I refuse to let my country be “someone else’s problem”

4 Belgiums or 1,5 Czechias. That’s how much of Ukraine russia occupies. — KATAPULT

Liberal pearl clutching has no bottom, does it?

Overheard in the Washington Metro today… Guardsman (black, Maryland accent): So what’s your, like, protocol for turnstile jumpers? Metro employee (black, wise disposition, female, probably has about two decades serving in her role): I awno man I usually don’t do shit.

THE MEME IS REAL

I’m rooting for the Blue Jays

Fun fact - if you layer high fiber meals with burger one after the other your gut will in fact resemble a boomer suburban house’s backyard compost pile with alternating layers of leaf dumps and lawnmower clippings, CDC is currently promoting this as the “lasagna gut health methodology”

@kenklippenstein.bsky.social with the receipts, actually talking to the shooter's friends. Surprise! Not the left, or even MAGA. Another white kid who spent countless hours online and "was an edgelord who wanted someone to get blamed … to rile people up.” www.kenklippenstein.com/p/the-ice-sh...

Punctuation in news headlines should be illegal

“We usually talk about the individual perpetrator -- the Weinsteins, Simpsons, or O'Reillys -- but this framing is woefully myopic. It leads to a false narrative that abuse constitutes isolated anomalies in a largely safe world and ignores the entourage that supports the abuser's behavior.”

A standard S&P index fund returned 16% this year. This man is nakedly an advertiser for grifters.

Come with me on a journey of This is How the Modern Stock Market Works and Billionaires Think They Can Play You Like a Fiddle @teslatakedown.com

I love my life truly but it’s still a very stupid time to be alive.

it's times like this I love the fact that our slathering libertarian state legalized political betting markets

No grandfather clauses. You either take the weapons or you leave people the hell alone. Don’t be f***ing stupid… like you always Goddamn are.

@statenavigate.org predicts a staggering 94% chance of a Democratic trifecta in VA next year, @helmerva.bsky.social (my delegate) @abigailspanberger.com let’s get an actual plan together for gun control.

He’s a fucking cornerstone of my society, I hope he never dies.

“Do you know what happened to a guy here yesterday? They arrested him *for putting his testicles* *in glitter*!” - The mentally ill guy who announces that the trains are approaching at VRE L’Enfant, today

At the DSA National Convention, I’ve been struck by the need for a new kind of politics in DSA. So we’re starting a new caucus. Provisionally called “Your Caucus”—directly elected, member driven, and for the first time, explicitly socialist. Join us: yourcaucus.us

You're sitting on a kicksled, whizzing through the snow. A warm, kind presence is guiding the sled behind you, her mittened hand resting on your back. You feel very, very loved -- and very, very safe.

F*ck me I could go for some rogan josh right now, only good rogan that exists

wapo.st/3IRLZn6 No way should they have this behind a paywall, but here's a gift link. These numbers are still impossible to comprehend.

Reboot Cleopatra 2525 as an anime

Gotta say the great @stateofnewjersey.bsky.social completely nailed it with the chargers on the turnpike, ripping out the Tesla ones and replacing them with ones I can actually use, while chilling in a surprisingly clean and nice rest stop, no fascist salutes necessary @teslatakedown.com

Seeing a lot of antizionist (tbc antisemitic) theories on why Gal Godot has an acting career but look we don’t need to look for faeries at the bottom of every well: it’s because she’s hot. www.tiktok.com/@daimaster55...

YOU - “Our lives are very different from each other.” JOYCE MESSIER - “No doubt -- but we share the same time and position on the planet's crust. That counts for more than you'd think.”