Today was like

Curtain Queen

Because ~*Mariners Baseball*~

GIT EM

Sunday Scaries mindset

"birth rates are declining" don't care I already got born

This artwork is The Voice of Space (La Voix des airs), a 1931 painting by the Belgian Surrealist painter René Magritte.

Hey city I live in stop giving him my f*cking money.

Tryna to make use of myself given *gestures broadly*, and looking for a prog/leftist community org activity. Any Seattle folk active in an advocacy group pertaining to: Legal and immigration defense, elections, protest and awareness groups, social safety net support, etc... That needs new members?

JULIO! I wanna see the WHEEEE chart!

CANZONE SALAMIIIII 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

me after I sow:

Absolutely LOVE to see a Julio breakout fresh in the season. Let us go 🙏🏼

MUÑOZ!! WE ARE SO BACK! Die mad Yordan Alvarez!!

Happy Mothers Day to this Oviraptor mama that died protecting her clutch of eggs from a falling sand dune back during the late Cretaceous. It was found in 1994 in Mongolia.

Happy Mother's Day to the mother of us all. (And who deserves to be treated better.)

Happy 226th Birthday to John Brown, the only white boy to ever truly understand the assignment

This 1952 memo from the Pentagon UFO files is superb There is no point preparing for aliens ‘because no one of consequence is going to take this rubbish seriously unless it happens. At that point, our policy will be determined in the traditional manner of grand panic.’ 🤣 www.war.gov/medialink/uf...

Could really go for a primal scream right about now

Iran is at it again. This time they added the Tesla logo. 😂

@today.yougov.com doing the hard-hitting polling we didn’t know we needed

pipi. oils on linen, 11x14 inches

@brotherjones.bsky.social Fucking Iconic.

funniest thing i’ve ever seen

Hey @axios.com fuck you too, actually.

The plants are fuckin bigtime this year and it’s been very unfun for me and my respiratory system

This is my favorite shot from Artemis II so far—Absolutely Stunning!

I'm attending Seattle Indivisible's event, “Seattle Indivisible General Meeting” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/seattleindiv...

How to remove incubus/parasitic human *search*

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

happy monday! infowars.com

Trump celebrated Rob Reiner, and Mueller’s deaths but I’m better than that. So get well soon Rudy Giuliani, you craven pile of corrupt dog sHiT.

Let’s fucking GOOOO

my most oldhead opinion is that baseball is too fast now

happy may day! every right you have as a worker was written in blood ❤️

Don't call it "expanding" SCOTUS. And, for God's sake, don't call it "court-packing." Call it **right-sizing** the Court. (There are 13 circuits now -- not the 9 circuits there were when it was set at 9 justices 157 effing yrs ago!) Or call it *modernizing* the Court. Thank you.

INF🧅WARS UPDATE

Huge deal for media in America, y’all!

Legends walk among us. We should be grateful!

Did you know 6 out of 7 Dinosaurs agree you're awesome.

Testing it out this weekend, very excited! 🚨We have a SECOND LINE

Just found out it’s a Ground Rule Triple if an MLB fielder catches a batted ball in his hat.

A note I found yesterday while walking in Portland.

Hasn’t whined about needing a ballroom to feel safe

THERAPIST: and what do we do with those negative emotions when they get to be too much? ME: put them in my feelings wallet so I can buy books and cheese with them THERAPIST: what? ME: what?

GET A ROOF: TC Edition

I saw my first fledgling blackbird of the year today. It's always such a lovely moment. In honour of that brave little soul, I did a drawing. #UKwildlife #drawing #art