Edgecombe is so fucking good.

Props where props are due: this is the first time a man has told me 8” and it was actually true.

gail hailstorm writing her book:

OK. The Union might have cooked with this one

I can’t believe Nomura had an incredible idea of using the establishing canon around memetic legacy and in a remake series where two characters realize they’re in a remake and seek to conquer their fate and then they throw it all away in the second game for a dog-based multiverse.

DJ Moore just AJ Brown’d his team. Made a business decision to head to Cancun.

QTP with a game that has a 10/10 soundtrack 🎶

Semi-Final Elimination Champions Crazy how being allowed to pay players openly has destroyed the dominance of an entire conference. Almost like there was massive malfeasance before the NIL era.

Roster (As of 1/8) GK (3) - Blake, Rick, Marks DF (6) - Mbaizo, Harrel, Makhanya, Westfield, Pierre, Sundstrom DM (6) - Lukic, Bueno, Bedoya, Rafanello, Olney, Danley W (6) - C. Sullivan, Bender, Vasslev, Iloski, Q. Sullivan, Anderson ST (4) - Damiani, Alladoh, Olivas, Davis III #DOOP

State of the Union: The capture of Maduro was basically the political version of a well-timed slide tackle. It’s messy, it’s controversial, there’s blood, but if it stops the other team from scoring you do it. People complaining about legality are wimps. Peace is winning. By: Alexi Lalas

Pretty straight forward for me. Can’t imagine leaving South Jersey except to move into Philly proper but this is where I would go.

I was at a Gotham FC game in the Supporter’s Section and I saw this hot guy go by and it was Gideon Glick from Broadway (Spring Awakening) and I was staring at him, did a double take, and he smiled.

The other people at the gym have no idea I’m blasting Hazbin Hotel Season 2 right now.

🥺

This man fails upwards at an incredible pace.

Nick Sirianni To Eagles Fans: ‘I Hate All Of You, Fuck You’ https://theonion.com/nick-sirianni-to-eagles-fans-i-hate-all-of-you-fuck-you/

No surprise the Commanders are behaving like this. The way they celebrated missed field goals and drops in the first half like they won the Super Bowl… pathetic losers. Mentally, physically, and emotionally inferior to the God-King Eagles. #FlyEaglesFly

For every person that says the Union should use their draft picks because there’s still value out there that can be brought in, someone uses a draft pick like this:

As a gay person, this is funny.

Thanks everyone for a wonderful first year on Bluesky!

This is just a generational run for my teams. Absolutely wild how much winning I get to experience.

Now that it’s been a few weeks, I wrote a retrospective on the season for the Union and Union II, but through a personal lens, intertwining the many anecdotes and experiences along the way that made it a memorable 2025. #DOOP #MLS #MLSNextPro theoneteamweagreeon.com/2025/12/13/r...

I've been playing Football Manager for a long time, and I always (usually) start with the Union. I've lifted plenty of trophies with them and built dynasties, but this team I've built... May be the best MLS team I've ever created. My outside ten beat Minnesota 3-1. Nuts. #DOOP

This is piss poor. Tell the bigoted cunts to fuck off, if they don't want to see the flag they can stay in Prague.

Kevin Patullo better not be on the plane home today. If he is, Nick needs to be fired instead. Someone needs to pay for failure.

Brooklyn FC has named Marlon LeBlanc the club's first head coach. GM Brian McBride's first big move. Club starts in USL Championship in 2026

First season in the books. Award season! #FM26 #DOOP

The day has come. My Prem team is coming for my best player in advance of me getting a job there... Do I let Dono go for the right price and roll with Baribo and Eddy Davis?

The moments lifelong Miami fans have spent 18 months waiting for.

Damn. You fall asleep for three hours and find out that store-bought Miami beat store-bought Vancouver because they spent more money.

I just got interviewed and forgot what nation David Brooks played for

Oh my god draw the fucking teams god damn

For the next time a Union fan says they're still on the Nazi website because Bluesky doesn't have any MLS news. #doop

Apple Replay 2025

This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.

🇬🇭 Sources: Ezekiel Alladoh has completed his medical for the Philadelphia Union. Alladoh, 20, will join the Union on a club-record deal worth around $4.5m from Brommapojkarna. Big signing for the Union.

[Meme] Who is rooting for who in #MLS Cup 2025

Remember… when the store-bought like FCC and Miami win the Shield and get knocked out of the playoffs early it means “maybe the playoffs aren’t as important anymore” but when Philly wins it and gets knocked out of the playoffs early “the Shield doesn’t have as much value anymore”

The amount of sheer glazing you see from MLS official media around Vancouver the minute they got Mueller is laughable. There’s never been a more clear indication that official MLS media serves only to enhance the MLS brand and not the best is so pathetic.

NYCFC’s quest for their first non-asterisk trophy ends. Unfortunately Donnie Morebucks couldn’t cheat them past his darling Miami.

Once the Union were eliminated, Miami were hosting MLS Cup. Unfortunate, but true. The Union were the only team in the East with the grit to stop Miami.

Alright. Since I made a smart ass post with the termination of Ernst as my first action in a new FM26 saves, let's do one of my favorite series from the trash app over here to BlueSky - My Philadelphia Union FM26 save summary. #DOOP First, transfers:

The only person glazing the Cowboys more than Tony Romo is the refs.

RETURN OF THE MAK!

Nothing like starting a fresh Union save on a now (somewhat) playable FM26 #DOOP

I have plenty of thoughts but I’m not getting into arguments over this. This was a year of exceeded expectations and I’m happy to have been able to see my teams lift three trophies, a friend make a USOC qualifier game and a hell of a run. It’s been a great year.