I've been playing Football Manager for a long time, and I always (usually) start with the Union. I've lifted plenty of trophies with them and built dynasties, but this team I've built... May be the best MLS team I've ever created. My outside ten beat Minnesota 3-1. Nuts. #DOOP

This is piss poor. Tell the bigoted cunts to fuck off, if they don't want to see the flag they can stay in Prague.

Kevin Patullo better not be on the plane home today. If he is, Nick needs to be fired instead. Someone needs to pay for failure.

Brooklyn FC has named Marlon LeBlanc the club's first head coach. GM Brian McBride's first big move. Club starts in USL Championship in 2026

First season in the books. Award season! #FM26 #DOOP

The day has come. My Prem team is coming for my best player in advance of me getting a job there... Do I let Dono go for the right price and roll with Baribo and Eddy Davis?

The moments lifelong Miami fans have spent 18 months waiting for.

Damn. You fall asleep for three hours and find out that store-bought Miami beat store-bought Vancouver because they spent more money.

I just got interviewed and forgot what nation David Brooks played for

Oh my god draw the fucking teams god damn

For the next time a Union fan says they're still on the Nazi website because Bluesky doesn't have any MLS news. #doop

Apple Replay 2025

This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.

🇬🇭 Sources: Ezekiel Alladoh has completed his medical for the Philadelphia Union. Alladoh, 20, will join the Union on a club-record deal worth around $4.5m from Brommapojkarna. Big signing for the Union.

[Meme] Who is rooting for who in #MLS Cup 2025

Remember… when the store-bought like FCC and Miami win the Shield and get knocked out of the playoffs early it means “maybe the playoffs aren’t as important anymore” but when Philly wins it and gets knocked out of the playoffs early “the Shield doesn’t have as much value anymore”

The amount of sheer glazing you see from MLS official media around Vancouver the minute they got Mueller is laughable. There’s never been a more clear indication that official MLS media serves only to enhance the MLS brand and not the best is so pathetic.

NYCFC’s quest for their first non-asterisk trophy ends. Unfortunately Donnie Morebucks couldn’t cheat them past his darling Miami.

Once the Union were eliminated, Miami were hosting MLS Cup. Unfortunate, but true. The Union were the only team in the East with the grit to stop Miami.

Alright. Since I made a smart ass post with the termination of Ernst as my first action in a new FM26 saves, let's do one of my favorite series from the trash app over here to BlueSky - My Philadelphia Union FM26 save summary. #DOOP First, transfers:

The only person glazing the Cowboys more than Tony Romo is the refs.

RETURN OF THE MAK!

Nothing like starting a fresh Union save on a now (somewhat) playable FM26 #DOOP

I have plenty of thoughts but I’m not getting into arguments over this. This was a year of exceeded expectations and I’m happy to have been able to see my teams lift three trophies, a friend make a USOC qualifier game and a hell of a run. It’s been a great year.

If NYCFC were to win MLS Cup, this would be their first legitimate trophy.

Son slipping and tweaking his knee while missing his first penalty for LAFC to set off a chain reaction that caused them to lose is the FUNNIEST thing to ever happen.

HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAVAHBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA BEWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH STORE BOUGHT LA FRAUD CLUB WITH A REF CHEATING FOR YOU AT EVERY TURN HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHHAHAH

Q:”How often do you smoke cigars?” Midge Purce: “Only in championships.” #NWSL

Blackmon has not been allowed to come on under the same rule. Truly corrupt and evil organization.

Bouanga was injured and required treatment. Play resumed at 58:02. Bouanga was allowed back on at 58:38 and helped attack for a goal. A clear violation of the treatment rule. PRO are such filthy disgusting match-fixing cheaters. This league is so corrupt it’s not even funny.

Despite playing up three players with PRO referees cheating for their scumbag players, the Spirit’s selfishness and violence costs them. Never been a more deserving group of players to lose back-to-back.

I feel compelled to point out that the NWSL has done Decision Day (Nov. 2), quarterfinals (Nov. 7-9), semis (Nov. 15-16) and its championship game (Nov. 22) in the time between the Philadelphia Union's last two games (Nov. 1 to Nov. 23)

PRO Referees are the most incompetent and corrupt scumbags I’ve ever seen. Doesn’t matter the league… men’s or women’s… 1st Division or 3rd. Just fucking awful.

So one ref threw a flag, they discussed it and said there was no penalty… Tulane’s head coach threw a fucking tantrum, five refs got together with the Tulane HC screaming instructions to them, then they changed the call for Tulane. #Corruption

I’d say the refs today are the worst I’ve ever seen at a game, but every game ever reffed by PRO in MLS, Next Pro, and NWSL is definitely worse than this CFB crew.

Have a word with ‘em, coach.

Worst PI call I’ve ever seen. Lmao. Fucking awful

Interesting to look at the potential playoff schedule. Either the round of 3 will take place in a single week after international break or a new format may be in order. I can’t imagine the playoffs will run to December 19th with the truncated 2027 season.

There’s a reason I threw the double bird at Ernst during the Shield-lifting ceremony.

the Eagles are the defending Super Bowl champs and in position to be the #1 seed in the NFC. every one of their games is excruciating to watch, all their fans spend every game completely furious, and every story is about how the team is in complete disarray they're gonna repeat, Go Birds

Got to respect PRO for being dogshit in both MLS and NWSL. That takes skill.

My personal GOAT

My favorite thing to have on my back. #GoBirds

Interviewed an audio director recently who told me how an *iconic* character catchphrase came from the voice actor improvising in the booth. Using AI voices robs you of the chance for spontaneous, funny, ad-libbed performances that could help define your game.

Save the date and bring the noise! 🔊 We will face NYCFC in the MLS Cup Eastern Conference Semifinal on November 23 at 7:30pm at Subaru Park! 🎟️ philaunion.co/ec-semis #DOOP

To put it another way: Minnesota scored more goals in this game after receiving a red card than they had scored in league play during their entire 10-year existence.

The Sounders led the series for 140 minutes and only trailed for 16. Even in the shootout, they were either leading or tied at the end of every round until the 10th.

I don’t think you understand how big it is that Gotham upset the Current. KC might be the best team I’ve ever seen assembled in a league and leagues above everyone else. The playoffs almost seem unfair.