sometimes, my dog watches me poop. the level of judgement is epic.

If I had a nickel for every

You think they'll learn not to trust DJT? . . . . Na

I forgot I had jury duty this morning, I called 1 min before I was supposed to show up. They dismissed everyone! I need to buy a lottery ticket.

Sarepta: Enough, For God's Sake | Science | AAAS www.science.org/content/blog...

So, I was on a zoom with a colleague who was showing a Canva screen. Her Canva app was in Spanish. Now, I receive daily emails from Canva in Spanish. I have tried unsubscribing and labeling the emails junk but they still keep coming. How it planted a cookie thru zoom freaks me out.

So. We got a dog.

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USPS out here killin it. I live 90 miles from Jacksonville. Package currently 1000 miles away.

Hey, @foodnetwork.bsky.social, tell ur chefs YOU DO NOT HAVE TO PUT SALT ON EVERY FUCKING THING.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but Mr and Mrs Ts is the absolute worst Bloody Mary mixer on earth. I’d love to know how they got the airline monopoly.

Shout out to all the amazing scientists who worked on these 8 studies - your work will accelerate neuroscience research globally! We're grateful to play a part in helping these tools reach labs worldwide. www.addgene.org/collections/...

One thousand candidate enhancers tested in vivo in the mouse brain! A massive resource and oh so useful as validation set for genome-wide enhancer prediction methods. Super fun to be involved in one of the papers: ‘the prediction challenge paper’ by Nelson&Niklas et al www.cell.com/cell-genomic...

So your PCP can't prescribe it for you "off label"?

Word of the day: 'exhaustipated'. Too tired to give a shit.

Deaths from heart disease down 75%, that’s NIH. Deaths from stroke down 75%, that’s NIH. HIV/AIDS no longer a death sentence, that’s NIH. 99% of FDA approved drugs in the last decade, that’s NIH. Please show this video to anyone who doesn’t understand why the NIH is so important.

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Deadline negotiable.

This seems like a really really bad time to be undergoing post tenure review.

Behold the homemade tuna parm sub™️

We may be in a Great Depression by then.

Jasmine Crockett: "The problem is that Americans thought it was okay to take a full fledged criminal and make him the President of the US and then they want to act aghast when he does criminal things. Let me tell you, we have a thug in charge of the US and if we don't wake up we may not have a US"

The men carrying out Musk's coup are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran. Make them famous. And, eventually, when possible, arrest them and charge them with multiple felonies. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...

Let's all say it out loud. These people are fascists & this is a fascist take-over of the United States. You can couch your words more carefully, but the speed and ferocity of what is happening now is part-and-parcel of a coup. The GOP in Congress has surrendered. The Dems are out of their depth. 1/

I would go instantly.

@davidmuirj.bsky.social what would Walter Cronkite do?

Tariffs are a tax on Americans. Trump’s 25% tariff on Mexico & Canada will drive up prices, kill jobs & strain relations with our allies. Meanwhile, China gets off easier with just 10%. Who is he really helping? Not us!

If you are in danger unless you comply with a regime, you are in danger whether you comply or not

This study is remarkable and I will keep talking about it. Many findings, but the presence of SARSCoV2 in the skulls of patients who had recovered from infection but died of non-COVID-19 causes is a major. What if long-lasting viral presence is inducing chronic inflammation, for example? #NeuroCovid

Growth slowed in the the fourth quarter, inflation is rising again. Tomorrow Trump's tariffs will cause inflation to rise further, the economy to keep slowing down. Trump is causing a staggering amount of damage to the country and we need to keep fighting. bsky.app/profile/did:...

One of the vaccines we have—the one for pneumococcal disease—prevents meningitis in young kids. Getting that disease while young can affect your whole life. "The doctors told my parents that if I woke up, I’d probably never have a normal life." www.voicesforvaccines.org/how-meningit...

Are any lawyers taking up the case of NSF fellows pro bono?

“That paragraph was gone as of Thursday afternoon, as was the assertion that Rubin shows what can happen when “more minds” participate in science. The word “more” was replaced with “many,” shifting the meaning.” 🧪 🔭 www.propublica.org/article/vera...

Calling bullshit on their lies isn't censorship. Failed insurrectionists aren't heroes. Fighting racism and helping underserved communities isn't discrimination. Showing empathy isn't evil. Supporting trans kids isn't abuse. Don't accept their twisted frames as reality.

to arrive at a scene like last nights. Just keep in mind that it’s not just the really big stuff like hurricanes and wildfires that emergency management helps manage, they’re there for this kind of emergency too. EM is quietly doing much more than you might think.

yes it can be pinned on him...

New paper led by @silvia-anderle.bsky.social Lifestyle matters for genetic Alzheimer’s disease risk: APOE4 reduces neurovascular function most in an already-stressed system,  when neurons are active and mice do less exercise. I'll tell you all about it! 🧪 #neuroscience #alzheimers rdcu.be/d74uh

Just in case anybody has doubts about what "Make America Healthy Again" really means, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. filed a trademark request to use the slogan to market supplements, essential oils & cryptocurrency. Scammity scam-scam scamming scammer. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...