Jason, Zach, Billy, Kimberly, Trini, and Tommy

Why would anyone want a Harvey Whippleman biopic?

Minnie: Clarabelle...

"How dare you not suggest that I am the smartest man on the planet and play 100D chess with my massive Mar-A-Log-O?"

You do know you don't get points for finishing quickly, right? I'm sure your wife and mistresses have told you this.

I think the repetition is intentional, but you could also say he just doesn't know more words.

"Mickey's been a whole different person after he started taking Viagra."

"We must never disagree or criticize our master. He knows best. Trump is love, Trump is life."

"Look, we want him to rule like a king and think we should serve at his pleasure. What about this don't you fools get?"

*scientists frantically calculating the exact speed you need to jog through a museum in order to cheat death*

So the thing about our societal urge to punish punish punish criminals is that we enable HORRIBLE people to profit off of and enjoy punishing them. A cruel system rewards cruelty.

When Bluesky doesn't like my posts

Watched "Punisher: The Last Kill" While it's a decent action set piece (despite one stunt looking like poor CGI), the story ends without it really being finished. It spends the time establishing the sociological consequences of Frank's work, but then tells him "You kill bad guy gud, so keep goin'."

"Rick...gonna need your portal gun. Yeah, Pluto did it again. HE'S NOT RUNNING AWAY FROM ME, YOU----*sigh* Look, I have the chip tracker you put in him and it works cross-dimensionally, so help me get him back please?"

And you can't force me to not call you a piece of shite. You piece of shite.

Oh f*ck off. We would all be a hell of a lot better if we spoke multiple languages. Still pisses me off that my immigrant Italian family was ashamed of speaking Italian outside of the home.

hell yeah voice actors

Pretty sad when a Comic Book that came out over 40 years ago is STILL relevant today…Not hard to see the current references…

The chad Guillermo Del Toro vs the virgin Peter Jackson.

Character I love and 5 mutuals to do the same @rosenthorne.bsky.social @theherooftomorrow.bsky.social @msnightmare24.bsky.social @shallow15.bsky.social @beckyhop13.bsky.social

Hey, so if we want a 51st state, D.C. is right there. Oh and Puerto Rico, if THEY want it. Fuck off with that manifest destiny shit.

He knows that if he says what he wants to say, that is "Absolutely, it's the least you can do for our lord and savior. You owe it to him," he'd be EVISCERATED on the news channels (except Fox News). So he says mealy-mouthed non-answers like this. Make no mistake, he wants to say yes so badly.

FINALLY, SOMEONE FUCKING SAYS IT! HE'S NOT THE GODDAMNED PRESIDENT ANYMORE! MOTHER-GODDAMN-FUCK! I'm a little tired of this, if you couldn't already guess.

Jonny Cash did not shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die only for you to settle for morgan wallen

frankly I have come to believe techies are illiterate. science fiction isn't about the future, stupid. it's about the current political situation but set in space so no one gets mad. duh!

"you have to write stories about the robots being nice" hey all those stories about the subservient robot with no needs of her own suddenly getting a bunch of political ideas and being disobedient, hm, maybe wanting her own bank account. do we think that sounds like something that happened recently?

Just need someone who can do Donald voice to say, "Random bullshit, go!"

Trans rights are human rights and this administration is an abomination of hate and greed.

Nintendo goes after another fan project. smh

"I got a thing with the boys tonight!" "That's the third time this week Mickey! I'm starting to think you'd rather hang out with Donald and Goofy than with me!" "See? I knew you'd understand! *mwah* You're the best, Minnie!"

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You don’t hate country music, you just hate the same 100 songs of bootlicking corporatized trash about saluting the flag while drinking a beer in your truck at a football game next to your pretty silent wife in daisy dukes who also knows how to fish.

Day 6: Still at $225/350. We’re getting close to the deadline, so please help out if you can!

(I had a better-worded version of this joke in my head last night, should’ve posted it then)

Stop demanding wrestling be booked for exactly you, and instead start demanding it be booked for the one person it really matters for: me. I’m right.

For a bit of added clarity, this is every cumulative $100, not all at once. Should’ve made that clearer on my part.

Burgum is not this stupid. He just hopes enough Americans are.

RANDALL: Look at this safety hazard. There's $300m in repairs needed for Olympic Park. Now look at this AI image Trump posted of draining the reflecting pool. Which do you think should be higher priority? BURGUM: We have issues all over the US R: Yes! And you prioritize Trump's vanity projects

If we just close our eyes and stick our fingers in our ears and yell "LA-LA-LA-LA-LA," the Chinese auto industry will cease to exist.

Post an actor or actress that starts with the letter F. (First or last): Fred Gwynne

Try to justify Trump not giving a shit about people not being able to buy groceries or pay rent: challenge impossible.

Last night I dreamt I saw THE VAMPIRE LESTAT premiere and there was a scene where Lestat locked himself in his dressing room because someone did an impression of the Count from Sesame Street at him

i think if billionaires wanted to receive more respect and deference from the population at large they wouldn't say shit like this

"respecting people as people means being willing to tell them that they're wrong" is a forgotten truth in this whole "you gotta respect maga voters' frustration!!" debate

Narrator: It's totally for the ballroom.