I got my wife the grandmother from Dandadan, she proceeded to grab my bootleg pvc dead Yamcha and do this

Can we make something from Christmas Vacation the new Holiday meme next year?

“ The daughter of a well known conservative operative , whose paper did not answer the topic at hand and had a carefully planned media campaign , had a trans instructor fired for grading a paper according to the agreed upon rubric”

It's been said that the reason Melinda Gates left Bill is because she discovered the extent of his involvement with Epstein. Anyway what were we talking about?

MERRY CHRIMBUS! Here’s my annual Christmas movie review and this time it’s an Amish romance. Please comment and share off it made you laugh or if you like hammering; youtu.be/WIoKSqldClo?...

"'Tis the season to not question why we celebrate a holiday for someone not born yet."

Merry Christmas!! ❤️🎄💚

Practicing to be like my fave Christmas character, Michelle Pfeiffer 😻

I want to note even if they can't distinguish between those two things, it's ridiculous af to get mad at anyone for saying "Happy Holidays." 😂 Like back in the early 2000s little old lady's treated it like a fucking slur if you said that shit to them.

And Schrödinger’s Tiny Tim, who both DID and did NOT die,

A thought just occurred to me: Is Click Adam Sandler's second attempt at a Christmas Carol but without it being set around Christmas?

Four Christmas movies to know me by

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, forged another ring in secret...the One Ring...

Too little of that happening nowadays

Rudolph wasn't accepted until he proved his value to the boss

If Jesus and Santa actually existed they'd both be immigrants and DHS would deport them.

Do it for Mae, one of the best people ever.

So, yeah, Dershowitz is a fucking monster...

My 14-yo-son has recreated the climax of Back to the Future in gingerbread and I thought you should know.

Burpee McPushup Pork RoastBeef Thrust VonTreadmill Nike VanSkechers Ab-raham Lincoln Callous Quadtear Maximilian Protein

Poor lonely thing

When Dick realized that he was barking up the wrong tree.

Is that harsh? Yes, and it needs to be because there is no room for soft parenting in this case. That’s not justifying abuse, but if a kid gets clobbered by another kid for being this fucking heinous, they need to learn there are fucking consequences and their parents WILL NOT bail them out.

I already said this in replies, but if my son ever got clobbered for making AI nudes of a girl, I would tell him she should’ve beat his ass more. And that he’s lucky I love him or else they would never be able to find his body.

My review of Violent Night is now public! youtu.be/MZ5eecnsPFY

I love: Superheroes Mysteries Fantasy Horror comedies Parodies A compelling drama Sci-fi Genre blending in general Different ways to tell old stories

"It's filled with lies. Only about the president. The rest might be true. Unless it's friends of his. Then it's not. But *anything* about *him* is a lie. He's innocent. It's all "rigged" against him. He didn't do anything wrong (yeah, I mean, we don't think it was wrong, but legal?). Pinkie swear!!!

DULL SURPRISE!

I love superheroes. I love the idea that group of people who gained power use that power to selflessly help others as a matter of course. I love that their stories and battles are colorful outward manifestations of their inner anxieties and conflicts. I love their wild costumes and silly codenames.

"Yeah, he's an asshole. But he's *our* asshole!"

They’re scrambling. Written for a party of one.

i have spent time with bari weiss, who used to date my former roommate and who i am in an alumni program with, and i feel comfortable saying she is both stupid and evil

kavanaugh not beating the allegations that he’s a dumbass

Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower

Yes, we get it, you're very proud that you hate Marvel movies, but we're all out of "I Hate That Thing You Like" awards this week. In lieu of your medal, please continue to post spiteful takes so people will be aware of your achievement.

Know what’s worse than illegal migrants…? Raping children and covering up for ‘em.

I'd rather drink goat's blood.

Through some Christmas Miracle, the takedown request on my holiday video was removed, so it WILL go up tomorrow! AND I have a gaming video to be released after that! :D youtube.com/pushinguproses - stay tuned!

It's the equivalent of a dog pissing on things to "mark territory." "This is mine. This is mine. This is mine..."

How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party:

He was whocified.

Not surprised. But where's the consequences?

ICE has posted a video of Santa Claus arresting immigrants. Your government is hijacking a symbol of charity to spread fear and hate. it’s up to all of us to defeat these twisted fascists.

I don't think free speech on campus ought to mean that a young coddled bigot gets to use their ignorance to casually destroy the career of a knowledgeable trans person on a random Wednesday