Interesting admission by Biden administration official and Kamala Harris NSC advisor earlier today

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still one of my favorite tweets

Lot of guys would be happier if they pick up hobbies outside media consumption. Me for example, I started noticing a change in my mood when I started working out regularly in 2021. And another chance when I started to really get into cooking

yeahhhhh i probably will be more willing to fork over the extra money for amtrak next time

2000-2025: facts over feelings, no safe spaces, be a fucking man 2026: your dismissive body language has left the fourth Minneapolis infantry with anxiety

I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1

NEW: Far-right Zionist group Betar US will disband following an investigation by NY State Attorney General Letitia James into the group's "violence against and harassment of Muslim, Arab, Palestinian, and Jewish activists" and failure to register as a charity in NY despite soliciting donations.

A few months ago, ICE hired me I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!" My latest for Slate

2026 media

Male to New Yorker / Male to Marisa Tomei

woke 1.0 vs woke 2.0

Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.

ICE agents are committing some of the most chilling and grotesque crimes in American history and the name of this murderer should be as enduringly reviled as those of serial killers.

Galaxy brain politician

It has been 10 months and representative weeb seat remains open because Greg Abbott loves playing games with people's lives.

The average Long Island political debate:

[extremely white guy in his 30s voice] why the hell is there not a 4K disc of Michael Clayton

He ain’t kidding!

Average call centre customer:

i do find it a fascinating assumption rightwingers are making that they should be able to walk into any daycare center and observe random peoples children whenever they want

Katabasis isn't the worst book I've read. It's actually ok. But it is easily the most disappointing

Eric Adams is going to use hot sauce to fight homelessness

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Of all the cooking influencers, I hate Joshua Weissman the most. Lot of people like to throw in some humor and personality in to their work, but he is so freaking obnoxious.

I Am Your Beast ($13.99) - easily one of the best action games of the last 10 years. you'll feel like you're on some real john wick shit as you chain together kills with wicked and rapidfire improvisation in this bloodily electric story of revenge. store.steampowered.com/app/1876590/...

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not just in art, either, there are guys who would go around obsessively fixing every clogged pipe in a 10-mile radius if they had the free time and social infrastructure to do so

Its this

The DNC not releasing the autopsy is dumb. Is it to help Harris in her rumored 2028 run, is it to shield the party from the idea about how truly unpopular that Gaza genocide is, that giving lazy consultants instead of vicious animals like me jobs cost them the election? the world will never know

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imagine having an actual evil twin

I'm convinced Staten Islanders don't know how to do basic addition and subtraction

These are the people the mainstream media is constantly telling us to understand and sympathize with.

Lol, applied for a job few weeks ago and forgot about it. someone from HR emailed me saying they wanted to set up an interview. problem is, they meant it for some guy called Marcus. I tried to play it off as a joke, saying they can call me Marcus if they want and I provided my availabilities.

Dudes rock

the “you should love ai” line is best outlined by a recent joe rogan episode. he LOVES ai music and always tells guests this. a guest pushed back on him saying “i’ve heard ai podcasts are amazing too” and joe rogan immediately pushes back. losers love it until it comes for them

Secondary language learning would have a higher retention rates in schools if they taught basic insults like "fuck you"

Soon, the greatest Christmas decoration ever will be coming out

Benefit of living with family: i can develop a savings con: i have to constantly deal with unmarinated/unfried chicken being forced upon me

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the onion newspaper is worth it for the ads alone they always kill me

The USA and the UK almost went to war over a pig in 1859

Mark Miller Ultimates: wouldn't it be hilarious if Hulk was a horny cannibal Deniz Camp Ultimates: here's my thoughts on collective living, resisting fascism, nuclear testing in Hawaii, the prison industrial complex, and the concept of destiny. Together on our own, the journey shall be made.

I am the most respectful person alive For example, I ask my friend for permission before I engage in white ethnic racism against them