Remember the early days of Twitter during disasters. That was actually really useful. I miss that.

Jeffries: They got out of town in September and have refused to come back. So Mike Johnson has resorted to holding these daily press conferences, which are like a Republican family reunion—featuring crazy aunts and uncles talking gibberish to the American people. It’s an embarrassment.

The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121.

Limpahkaroo

Uhm guys, that’s not tears…

This is actually real.... Nothing says "Alpha Male" like pretending to drink the body fluids of other men...

Let me introduce myself. I'm the president of the United States of America.

Priestess card in progress. #tarot #art #illustration #fall

Marge calls BS on Mike Johnson’s claim that Republicans have a healthcare plan.

I don't understand this. Members of the military are required to keep national defense information secret - no NDA needed.Unless it's about unlawful orders? I wish we could see a copy of the NDA. www.reuters.com/world/americ...

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The day Hillary shook hands with the Russian pig....

Quite a world when a federal judge has to call in a federal official to specifically tell him he can't use tear gas on children in Halloween costumes

The day clownish Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton files a ridiculous, performative lawsuit against Tylenol seems a good day to re-post this:

The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121. #epstein

And I’m not too sure about the lights…

Lights are on but nobody is home. We have a broken Roomba for President.

It’s been really disheartening to see the things people say about those who use SNAP. Many seem to have little understanding of why the program exists in the first place.

Hey U.S. military members: "I was only following orders" didn't work at Nuremberg.

Nothing to see here, folks 🤫🤔

Q: What's your reaction to yesterday's purge of senior ICE officials? When is it time for Congress to do some oversight? MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know any of the details of that yet. I just heard about that, literally I was walking in.

I hear people all around me saying, “They are going to crash the economy. Surely they don’t mean to crash the economy.” I beg to differ. This is curated failure. jesspiper.substack.com/p/i-know-exa...

🫢 😳 😧 🤢 🤮 😡 I have an even worse feeling about THIS:

Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 85th day out of the last 97. 12 days of work in over 3 months. With full pay and benefits. The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown. It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.

Irresponsibly posting my location on social media.

They have fucked up and elected such an awful president that folks are actually reminiscing about Reagan now instead of pissing on him we are so fucked

Wow. Based on the comments, a lot of people saw me on Maddow tonight! To everyone asking me how they can help Democracy Docket fulfill its critical pro-democracy mission while receiving critical information ands analysis, it's easy. Sign-up now! hubs.ly/Q03M8rql0

I am now fully convinced Trump’s grandchild is running the WHITE HOUSE WEBSITE 🙄🙄🙄😒😒😒 This is so childish

Now this in Chicago Children ... They have to fear GUN DRILLS and NOW HAVE TO FEAR ICE.. Given whistle and instructions No child should live with this

🔥 @jessicatarlov.bsky.social : “No one can confirm we’ve actually been taking out drug traffickers… the admiral in charge resigned… all these people have been blown up without any evidence of a crime… the government’s story is not adding up.”

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State's entire congressional delegation voluntarily halts their paychecks amid shutdown

ROLLING STONE: “The current Congress has dropped the pretense of public service altogether… Congress enjoys ultraluxe health care as it fights to gut yours.” @RepTimBurchett @MarshaBlackburn why don’t you care about anyone but yourselves? www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Just a lying sack of shit. And possibly the most disgustingly smarmy piece of shit on the planet.

I sometimes wonder what people who type “u” instead of “you” do with all that time they’ve saved.

Oh, Canada! Thou hast truly broken Trump’s brain. It’s glorious! 😂

Here are some of the scary jack o'lanterns I've made for our cats over the years. First: the cone.

@maddow.msnbc.com calling out her parent company Comcast for funding this authoritarian overthrow on her show is the kind of fearless “go ahead, your move” energy we need more of. Be fearless 💪🔥

The president had a stroke and we still have to pretend like he didn’t

I am thinking of the people of Jamaica, and the many New Yorkers with loved ones there, as Hurricane Melissa — fueled by a warming ocean — grows into the strongest storm ever to bear down upon the island.

It's Been Over One Month since Adelita Grijalva was Elected SQUEAKER Johnson ! What The Fuck Are You Hiding ? Oh yeah, RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

The oligarchy wants full control of what we watch and read.

He's taking away healthcare for millions. He gets a thrill out of killing people on the open seas. He wants you to hate. Dwell on that – he wants you to hate. He's demanding our justice department pay him $230,000,000. He thinks he owns the country. He is a clear and present danger.

The disappearance of America’s leadership class at a time like this means that the rest of us have to be leaders. We can no longer wait to be led by those with the power and authority to lead. You must lead, I must lead, all of us must lead. We are the leaders we’ve been waiting for.

Fentanyl and coke are the new “weapons of mass destruction” lie. It’s Iraq all over again, folks. It’s always about controlling the oil.